Here We Go

Cowtails: *runs through the lair* Whoa...cool invention stuff!!! :DDD I'm in heaven!!
Lobster: Uh, why are you here? Doc didn't say anyone could look through his old discarded inventions..
Cowtails: Shut up, you! *still under control*
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Skipper: Blast...wait, how do you know for sure it's Blowhole? Hans was controlling US just a few hours ago. It could still be Hans.
Kowalski: SHE SAID SHE LOVED BLOWHOLE WHEN SHE WAS BEING CONTROLLED!
Skipper: Alright, alright, so it is Blowhole.
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Cowtails: *looks around some more* BLOWY!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Blowhole: Ow ow.... *rides in on his Segway* Oh you're here.
Cowtails: Uh, yeah!! I've been looking at all your old inventions and fixing them!! God I'm such a nerd...
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SP: *woke up and tried to stand up* Grr...
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Blowhole: You have? *stares at the lobster as if to say, I thought I told you no one is allowed to touch my old inventions....*
Lobster: Sorry Doc, she scares me!!
Cowtails: Really? Does this look like a face that is scary? *makes an adorable face at Blowhole*
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Private: SP..Calm down...
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Blowhole: Scary? It's adorable!
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SP: NO! *grabs phone* I'm calling 9-1-1 on you Private! For trying to put a healthy teenager to bed!
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Cowtails: I know!! He's just stupid.
Lobster: Ugh!! Evil lovebirds are the worst!!!
Cowtails: you better believe it! And get used to it!!!
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Private: SP calm down!!
SP: THATS IT! JAIL FOR YOU! *makes a cage appear out of no where and locks Private in it* Much better! *smirks* *somehow can walk* *walks out of HQ* Adios!
Private: AAAHHH!!! Tux! Angel!!!! Help !!
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Skipper: *gets to the lair* Alright Kowalski, we're here!!
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Tux: ????

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Kowalski: Finally!
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Private: Use your powahs!!! Help daddy!!!
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Cowtails: *hears Kowalski even though they're all the way across the lair* Uh oh...pen-gu-wins....
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Tux: *tilts head* *uses his dark powers on the lock*
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SP: *confused* Where am I?
???: To a nightmare you can't ever escape from.
SP: ...? I know that voice...! *goes toward the sound*
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Cowtails: Blowy aren't you just gonna destroy them already! Ya know, with a smart person like me here, it could be easier....
Skipper: Blowhole!!! Enough with controlling her!!!
Blowhole: Who's gonna make me? *half smirks*

Kowalski: *growls* You better stop.. Or I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
Cowtails: *stands in front of Blowhole* You'll have to get through me first...
Skipper: Ouch, that's gotta hurt...
Kowalski: What?
Cowtails: *uses fire power* *shoots fire at Kowalski and Skipper*
Skipper: Whoa! *dodges*
Kowalski: *dodges* *jumps on Blowhole's head*

Blowhole: May I ask what are you doing on my head?

Kowalski: So I won't get hit! She wouldn't risk hitting you so she could hit me!
Cowtails: Yes I would!!! *shoots and hits the control panel* Oh sh**...*stops being controlled* What am I doing here?! Kowalski? *controlled again* I love Blowy!! *stops* Seriously?! I'm confused!
Skipper: whoa it's gone haywire!!
Kowalski: *smirks at Blowhole*

Blowhole: Now look what you did!
Cowtails: Kowalski destroy the da** machine!!! *controlled* I love you Blowy!!! *stops* Hurry up!!!
Kowalski: I'll try... *jumps on control panel and punches it*
Skipper: I think it's destroyed....
Cowtails: BLOWHOLE HOW DARE YOU!!!! *uses powers on Blowhole*
Blowhole: AHHH!!!! *gets the heck out of there*
Cowtails: *breathes heavy* *is glaring in the direction Blowhole ran away*
Kowalski: Cowtails? We should probably go now...
Cowtails: *still in rage like when Skipper was mean* GGAAAH!!! *kicks the wall* *grabs a lobster and bangs him on the floor repeatedly*
Kowalski: Cowtails calm down!
Cowtails: MAKE ME SCIENCE BOY!!!! *passes out*
Kowalski: *sighs* *picks up Cowtails and walks back to HQ* *goes downstairs and puts Cowtails in her bed* ?? Private? Where's SP? She can't just suddenly walk anywhere....
Private: Oh yes she did!! She put me in a cage!! *runs off*
Cowtails: Kowalski....? Are you there...?*reaches out while laying on the bed*
Kowalski; Yeah I'm here.
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SP: Blue? What are you doing here?
Blue: ...Classified.
SP: *thinks, whats going on here?*
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Private: *searches for SP*
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Cowtails: *grabs Kowalski's flipper and pulls him on the bed* *hugs him like a stuffed animal and goes to sleep*
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Blue: We'll talk later. *walks out* (I should explain about Blue, he goes abusive suddenly for whatever reason because of his mind going black, so he doesn't remember hurting anyone)
SP: DANG IT! *sees a radio* *turns it on* *R.I.P. by 3OH!3 plays*I LOVE THIS SONG!
This town used to be a pretty place to stay
A place you'd stop off on the highway
But all of those things changed on a day
You packed up your bags
And you ran away
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Kowalski: *blushes and smiles*
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Private: *cries* Where could she be?!
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Cowtails: *hums in sleep* My guardian angel... No... No matter what I do... Still a part of you... Kowalski...*says Kowalski where the song says Jacob*
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SP: All they say is how you've changed
Everyday I stay the same
So you can keep the necklace that I gave to you
I'll keep the shitty tattoos

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Pika: *was flying around* *flies next to Private* Whats got you down Private?
Private: SP ran off and I have no clue where she went!!!! *cries*
Pika: SP? I saw her go that way. *points paw*
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SP: I can see it from the other side
The grass isn't always as green
The house is burnt to ashes
I'm no longer in-between
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
You and me

I can see it from the other side
The grass isn't always as green
The house is burnt to ashes
I'm no longer in-between
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
You and me
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Private: BUT THAT'S WHERE BLUE IS! *runs to wherever Blue is* SP!!! WHere are you?!
Blue: *steps in Private's way* And where are you going? (He's in bi** mode now)

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SP: I count the empty bottles upon the bar
But I give up, I can't count that far
The lights in this place are too dim to see
They're kickin' me out
It's a quarter past three
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Private: Blue! I know you have SP here!!!
Blue: Yeah. *smirks* But I think she likes it here more....

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SP: They tell me you're all I've got
I just need these dreams to stop
You can keep the necklace that I gave to you
I'll keep the shitty tattoos

I can see it from the other side
The grass isn't always as green
The house is burnt to ashes
I'm no longer in-between
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
You and me

I can see it from the other side
The grass isn't always as green
The house is burnt to ashes
I'm no longer in-between
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
You and me
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Private: No she doesn't!!! She likes living with the rest of us at the HQ!!!!
Blue: That singing tells me different....

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SP: In the back of the car
On the way to your home
In the pouring rain
On the side of the road
In the light of the street
In the recline of the seat
You told me I should move on

In the back of the car
On the way to your home
In the pouring rain
On the side of the road
In the light of the street
In the recline of the seat
You told me I should move on

I can see it from the other side
The grass isn't always as green
The house is burnt to ashes
I'm no longer in-between
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
You and me

I can see it from the other side
The grass isn't always as green
The house is burnt to ashes
I'm no longer in-between
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
You and me

Blue: *opens door* SP!
SP: GHA! WHAT?
Blue: Come out.
SP: *laughs while coming out* That was fun!
Private: *confused face* SP?
SP: Hey Private! I ran into your brother! Isn't that cool! *grins*
Blue: *smirks*  Told you she liked it better here. Now shoo! *gestures SP back into the room* I know he never loved you.
SP: W-What! That's not true!
Blue: Would I lie to you? (I honestly liked this part I added in )

Private: *crying* She can't possibly like it here!
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SP: *sobbing*
Blue: *walks out* WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!
Private: *pushes past blue and into the room* SP he was lying right?! You don't really like it here bettah right?!
SP: *stares at Private* He said you don't love me...
Private: WHAT?! SP, he was lying!!! It's not true!!! I love you with all my heart!!!!
Blue: I am not! He's lying!
Private: I'm not lying!! Think about it!! I would nevah lie to you!!! I love you SP, please believe me!!
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Angel: *crawls onto the bed* *sits on Kowalskis stomach and sucks flipper*
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SP: I-I don't know who to believe...*thinks, W-What's going on here?*
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Kowalski: *had fell asleep*
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Private: Wha? You would believe my abusive brothah ovah me?! WHY?!
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Angel: *pokes Kowalski repeatedly*
Clemson: *silently comes in the HQ since Bella is with Tux, asleep* *gently pulls Cowtails away from Kowalski and gets on top of her* *starts doing dirty things*
Cowtails: *still asleep*
Angel: *clings to Kowalski's stomach* *starts crying*
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SP: *stares*
Blue: *smirks*
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Kowalski: *wakes up* Wha? HEY! *puts Angel down and kicks Clemson off Cowtails* STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND YOU PERVERT!
Clemson: *smirks and beats Kowalski out of bloody heck so he won't be able to move or talk*
Angel: *cries*
Clemson: *covers Kowalski in bruises and cuts and wounds just like Stone did to Cowtails*
Cowtails: *wakes up* What the-? *eyes turn black* GET AWAY FROM KOWALSKI THIS INSTANT!!!
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Private: *tears up and runs away crying*
SP: *sighs* Private...*glares at Blue* WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!
Blue: *glares back* *Lets say he stated doing pervert things to her*
SP: NO WAIT! PRIVATE COME BACK!!

Blue: Gimme a break! He isn't coming back!
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Private: *sits in the park and cries his eyes out*
Skipper: *finds Private* Hey...what's the matter?
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Clemson: *disappears*
Cowtails: *eyes turn normal* Kowalski! *runs over* Aw geez...*starts trying to fix some of the cuts* He broke your flippers...
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SP: *after THAT* 'I have to get out of here..And find out what the mystic is going on!'
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Kowalski: It's ok. *smiles*
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Private: SP...she left me...for Blue!!
Skipper: BLUE?! Really?! Come on...*leads Private back to HQ*
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Cowtails: You're not okay!!! *picks Kowalski up and puts him on the bed* *puts casts on both his flippers* I'd be surprised if you can even move..this is worse than when Stone got me...
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Bella: Hey guys. *frowns* Private you ok?
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SP: *after knocking Blue out* *walks out of the base* *sighs* *thinks, Now what?*
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Private: *sniff* Uh-uh....
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Cowtails: *starts cleaning some blood off his wounds* You took care of me so many times...now I have to take care of you. I know you can't move anyway, but you are staying in this bed until you're better.
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Bella: What happened?

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Kowalski: *fake pouts* AW that sucks... I hate staying in one place!
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SP: *gets knocked out*
Blue: I'm not stupid you know...*drags her back in*
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Private: SP left me...for my abusive evil brothah...
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Cowtails: I don't care! You stay there!! *bandages the wounds* Tell me if this hurts too bad...*moves Kowalski's flipper a little*
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*a note suddenly appeared the HQ*
Bella: Suddenly appearing objects? *thinks, that's SP's teleporting powers!* *reads note* Private, I would stop your moping. SP got raped by your brother.
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Kowalski: *winces* Ow!
Cowtails: Sorry...*finishes so Kowalski has casts on both his flippers, bandages around one foot, his stomach, and his head* Aww...you still have bruises everywhere...and a black eye...*tucks Kowalski in the bed*
Kowalski: *looks embarrassed*
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Private: What are we going to do?!
Skipper: Idk...
Private: Well you're no help!! *leaves*
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Cowtails: *giggles* Aw don't be embarrassed!! Trust me, not bring able to move sucks, but being embarrassed makes it much worse...so just relax, it's only me!!
Angel: *giggles*
Cowtails: Well...and Angel....*clutches stomach* OW! And whoever this is gonna be...
Kowalski: I feel like a child being tucked in! I'm a scientist! It's embarrassing...
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Blue: I'm back.
SP: I noticed. *staring at arm that has bit** carved on it*
Blue: *tackles SP*
SP: GET OFF ME!
Blue: *smirks*

SP; HELP!

Blue: No one can save since Private hates you!

SP: *eyes fill with tears*
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Cowtails: I'm a scientist too! Sort of...it was embarrassing for me!! *giggle* Just get some rest...*takes Angel and goes into the lab* What should I fix now.....? Oh! The TV in here!! *starts working*
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Private: *reaches Blues base* *goes into the room* GET OFF SP!!!
Blue: *growls* What the mystic?! (All people from Mystic island talk that way :/)
SP: *sobbing*
Private: *kicks him off* SP are you okay??
SP: *whispers, yes....*

Blue: *growls* NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!

SP: *cries harder*
Private: Wrong! I love her! *carries SP out*
SP: *still crying*
Private: *whispers* SP...He lied..
SP: *sniffs* Yeah.... but he ruined my arm! *holds out arm that has bit** carved on it*
Private: *gasp* That's not true SP!!!
SP: It doesn't matter! *cries*
Private: *takes SP to her bed* SP.... you're not that horrible word... you're amazing, and special to me....
SP: *blushes* Really?
Private: Of course!!
SP: *smiles a little*
Private: *smiles back*
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Cowtails: *turns TV on* *TV is the only source of light in the dark lab*
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SP: *lays down*
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Cowtails: *stands in front of the TV watching it*
Amarillo Kid: *appears on screen*
Cowtails: GAH!! Why do all the villains keep popping up?!
Amarillo Kid: Well well...isn't it just the little girly I wanted to talk to!
Cowtails: What do you want, Kid? *glares*
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Kowalski: *bored* Ugh, who knew laying in a bed would be so boring?
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Cowtails: *still glaring* Private, or MR TUX, isn't going to play with you.
Amarillo Kid: He will if I take something special from him.
Cowtails: *looks at the background on the screen* Where are you? *hears a thud behind her and turns around*
Amarillo Kid: Right behind you *smirks and disappears with her*

Private: *wakes up and looks around*
Angel: *playing with Tux*
Skipper: *asleep next to Bella*
SP: *sighs and goes upstairs* *goes into the lab* The TV is on...But where's Cowtails?
Private: sigh Is she really not here? again?
Skipper: *wakes up* huh? Guys! Men! TV! *looks at the TV that's downstairs where Kowalski and everyone else is*
(on screen)
Amarillo Kid: Where's Mr. Tux?
Cowtails: *is not visible yet is struggling against ropes has tape across my mouth*
SP: *runs downstairs* MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT AVAILABLE! SO FU** OFF!!! *eyes glow red*
Private: *narrows eyes* Kid...what do you want?
Kid: *looks confused* Boyfriend? Oh no...you're wrong. I got something special to you. *smirks*
Private: What..?
Skipper: It's obvious...Kowalski's not gonna like this...
Kid: *pulls Cowtails onto the screen by her hair*
Cowtails: *tied up, struggling* MMMMPPH!!! *has a mad face and trying to say OW through the tape*
Kid: I've got your precious girl here! And you ain't gettin' her back until I get my game!
Cowtails: *raises eyebrow like "Excuse you?*
Kid: *turns the transmission off*
Private: Precious girl? What's that supposed to mean?
Kowalski: WHY IS EVERYONE KIDNAPPING MY GF!

SP: It's simple... He's got the wrong GF.

Bella: Obviously.
Private: So he thinks...that Cowtails is my girlfriend...okay??
Skipper: *turns it on the TV*
on screen)
Cowtails: *tied to a chair, still has tape over mouth*
Kid: *rips the tape off*
Cowtails: OW!
Kid: Spill it. I know you know everything about Mr. Tux.
Cowtails: Um...not really. I know Kowalski the best. I don't know a lot about...Mr..Tux.
SP: *snickers* He's So stupid!

Bella: I know! *laughs a little*
Private/Skipper: watches
(on screen)
Kid: Oh come on, girly! I know you love him! And he loves you!
Cowtails: *double take* Wh-what?!
Kid: Don't play dumb with me! Spill it!
Cowtails: *raises eyebrows like "Excuse you, you're an idiot."* Sorry, you're stupid.
Kid: *narrows eyes*
Cowtails: 'At least I know he's not a violent villian...'
Kid: *backhands her* Do not call me stupid!!!
Cowtails: *looks angry* 'Nevermind..'
(HQ)
Private: *gasp* I didn't know he was brave enough to hurt someone now! That's not good!!
SP: He IS stupid.. He thinks Cowtails is Private's GF when she's a nerd.
Private: *giggles* He was nevah that smart...
(on screen)
Cowtails: So you gonna let me outta here, stupid? I've got a baby in my stomach and powers that I'm not afraid to use.
Kid: *pokes her stomach* So there's another Mr. Tux comin'?
Cowtails: Stop that!! I do not love Private!!!
Kid: You'll come around soon enough. *leaves the room and shuts the door, making the room pitch black*
(HQ)
Skipper: *turns tv off* So...we apparently have to wait until we know where they are?
Private: *sigh* Kowalski could do this if he were able to move... *sigh* This is boring...what should we do?
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Kid: *walks back in* I realize I've made a mistake. You're not Mr. Tux's girlfriend, are ya?
Cowtails: Uh, DUH!! No!
Kid: *sighs then smirks* But I'm keepin' ya.
Cowtails: What?! Why?! I'm not useful for you!!
Kid: yes, but I DO recognize a slight southern accent when I see one..and your behavior is slightly southern redneck type things...where are you from?
Cowtails: Arkansas...
Kid: Yep! That's what I thought! And you're hot...so that's why I'm keepin' ya. *smirks and twirls a bit of her hair*
Cowtails: *hand struggles in the rope*
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SP: *shrugs* When he realizes Cowtails isn't your GF, he won't get his GAME. *smirks*
Private: I still have a bad feeling..
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Cowtails: Please stop touching my hair...*forgets being tough looking and gets nervous*
Kid: Why..? Does it make you...*whispers in her ear uncomfortable?*
Cowtails: *shivers*
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SP: *scoffs* Everything is fine. He has nothing to get his revenge.
Private: If you say so...
Skipper/Private: *goes back to doing their own thing*
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Kid: *keeps petting her head and her arms*
Cowtails: *blushing uncontrollably* 'Quit blushing at him!! You idiot!' Uhhhhmm....p-please s-stop touching m-me...
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SP: *teleports away*
Skipper: She's gone! Now we can watch! turns *TV back on* *gasp*
Private: K-kowalski do you...see this?
(on screen)
Cowtails: *face looks like she's in pain 'cause she's trying not to make any sound*
Kid: *is standing behind the chair, petting her head and her arms and now her face too*
Cowtails: *face is more red than skin colored*
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Kowalski: growls If I wasn't laying in this bed....

Bella: But you are so shut up.

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SP: *lands hard* OW! Where did I land this time??
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Private: Where's SP???
Skipper: watches Shh!
(on screen)
Cowtails: *gulp* St-stop..p-please...
Kid: Nah...I'm kinda havin' fun...
Cowtails: What do I have to do...?
Kid: Agree to stay here...and help me...instead of going back t' Tux..
Cowtails: HE** NO!!
Kid: *continues* Then I guess I'll just have t' keep on doin' this to ya...*smirks*
SP: *pushes open a door* WHA! STUPID WALL! I'M TRYING TO FIND MY FRIEND! Where am I anyway? I wonder if I'm.. Nah.. As soon as I find light, I'm getting out of here! Cowtails is obviously not here!
Cowtails: *hears SP opens mouth to scream*
Kid: *apparently heard SP too and covers her mouth with tape*
Cowtails: 'Dang!!!'
Kid: *turns lights off and locks the door,pulls her out of the chair but keeps the rest of her tied up, and presses both of them into the corner smirking*
Cowtails: *still blushing horribly* 'God SP if that really was you, please find us quickly...search every room 'cause he's trying to make us hard to find..'
SP: Huh? What was that? *walks around room* COWTAILS!!! ARE YOU IN HERE?! *smirks gets out gun points up and shoots, trying to make a hole in the roof so light will come through*
Kid: *hides deeper*
Cowtails: *whimpers*
SP: *spots them* I can see you... SO COME OUT YOU COWARD!
Kid: comes out of the shadows
Cowtails: *relieved sigh*
Kid: *turns around quickly* I'll getcha one day..*rolls away*
Cowtails: *slides down the wall, relieved*

SP: HEY!!! *huffs, walks over to Cowtails and teleports them both back to HQ, bangs on the ground* OWW... I got to work on that....
Cowtails: *struggles out of ropes and rips tape off mouth* Ugh...that stinkin' armadillo...
Private: You really do kind of have a southern accent..
Cowtails: Well I am from Arkansas!! goes over to Kowalski Are you okay?? Nothing happened while I was gone right?
Skipper: *snickers* Someone's getting babied by his girlfriend!!!
Kowalski: SHUT UP SKIPPER!!!!!!!!

SP: That armadillo kid is a wimp! *dances and accidentally teleports* OH Mystic!!!! *lands in park* *sighs* I got to learn how to use that...
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Private: AH! Where'd she go?! SP!!!
Cowtails: *giggles and takes care of Kowalski*
Skipper: *laughing at Kowalski*
Kowalski: *growls at Skipper*

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SP: *shrugs* No hurry... It's not like something bad is gonna happen! *closes eyes and relaxes*
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Cowtails: *giggles)
Private: (goes to look for SP)
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SP: (suddenly strapped to a pole, opens eyes) I don't remember being here! (looks in front of her to see Blue smirking) NOT YOU AGAIN!
Blue: Oh relax, at least you'll see Private for a few seconds.
SP: *growls*
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Private: comes back sobbing I can't find SP!!! What if Blue got her again?!
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Cowtails: giggles and gets out phone I wish you penguins had phones...the only contacts I have are SP, Bella, and the HQ phone...gets a text from an unknown person Huh? reads
Text: I'll getcha...
Cowtails: eyes widen 'Kid....how'd he get my number?' tries to act like it wasn't anything suspicious adds contact as Amarillo Kid and texts back, How did you get my number?
Text: I have my ways..I see you at least like me enough to message back.
Cowtails: disgusted face
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Private: drags Skipper to the upstairs TV to leave Bella with the kids and Cowtails with Kowalski Look Skippah!!
Blue: Hello lame excuse!

SP: behind Blue so no one can see her DON'T CALL HIM THAT!

Blue: goes up to her and slaps her SHUT UP!

SP: Ow....

Private: HEY! DON'T HURT HER!!
Skipper: Why do you keep on trying to get SP?
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Cowtails: continues texting Kid back and forth
Text: So if you don't like this villain...why do you keep answerin' me?
Cowtails: O.O doesn't answer, leaves the conversation up and leaves the phone on the bed next to Kowalski
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SP: HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A REASON!
Blue: punches her in the face

SP: face is bleeding hisses in pain
Blue: That's for me to know, and you to find out.
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Kowalski: looks at phone and frowns Cowtails? Why are you texting the Kid?
Cowtails: turns around and quickly snatches the phone, looking nervous I..wasn't?
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Private: is about to cry LEAVE HER ALONE FOR ONCE!!
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Kowalski: Yes you were! I saw the conservation!

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Blue: smirks and presses the button to what he think was supposed to shut the TV off Now back to business! grabs a blade

SP: struggles
Private: gasp NO!! BLUE NO!!
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Cowtails: I was not!!! nervous look
Phone: text noise
Cowtails: looks at phone nervously
Text: What's takin' ya so long, baby?
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Blue: craves bi** on her legs and stomach* There! smirks

SP: Why you Bi**!!

Blue: Correction, the bi** is you.

SP: gasps

Blue: Why would Private love you? You're a bi***. leaves room

SP: sighs with tears threatening to come out *thinks, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM*

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Kowalski: Yes you were! gives Cowtails the, if you don't stop lying to me, I'm banning you from the lab look
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Private: is watching[/b] SP! He didn't turn it off!! Can you hear me?! is about to cry
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Cowtails: But...I wasn't...puppy face 'Man I hate lying to him' He texted me!! I don't even know how he got my number but he keeps texting me about how he's gonna get me and I'll be with him forever and we'll be together and blah blah blah...how I'm his perfect Southern girlfriend!!
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Blue: *comes back* Whoops, forgot to turn it off. *presses the right button*
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Kowalski: Well that isn't gonna happen! folds flippers Because no one loves that jerk back!
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Private: No!!! SP!! runs to Blue's place WHERE ARE YOU, COWARD?!
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Cowtails: Heheh..yeah..nervous look
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SP: laying in a blood heap on the floor
Blue: smirks and walks out Hello lame excuse.. Your GF is in there.

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Kowalski:  Do you love him?

Private: pushes past Blue SP!!!
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Cowtails: Noooooo...?
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SP: is bleeding everywhere

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Kowalski: holds back tears Why?! Why do you love him?! He just is going to use you like all the others villains do!
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Private: picks SP up and runs away runs into the HQ Bandages...bandages! SKIPPAH GIVE ME BANDAGES!!! bandages SP hoping that it will work
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Cowtails:  Like what other villains?! Blowhole is gone, Clemson is NOT coming back, Hans loves Pika, Blue just tries to get SP, Savio is dead, Stone is dead!!! And I have more in common with him than I do with you!!!
Kowalski: winces then turns away 'Why don't you go then if you love him that much!'
Cowtails: gasp Kowalski I didn't mean that!! I'm so sorry!!
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Private: no...no no no NO!!!
Skipper: sigh Private..
Private: NO THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!!
SP: groans softly Ugh no.... I don't like winkies Private! SKIPPER FLIPPERS OFF MY CANDY OR I'LL CUT YOUR FINS OFF!!!
Private: gasp She's alive!! SP WAKE UP!!!
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Cowtails: Please I didn't mean it!!!
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SP: wakes up and sees a spider O.O SKIPPER WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR MINIONS!!!

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Kowalski: sighs
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Skipper: rolls eyes She's back...
Private: :DDDD hugs SP
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Cowtails: Please answer me...starts crying
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SP: glares at Skipper I got my eyes on you commando boy....

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Kowalski: Please don't cry Cowtails... I can't sand to see you cry! 'Man I wish I could hug her!'
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Private: giggles
Skipper: O.O Yeah...
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Cowtails: I just...cries more I can't...stands there crying like an idiot
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SP: eyes glow red and growls at Skipper

Bella: Wha..?

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Kowalski: manages to move closer even though everything hurt like heck hugs Cowtails weakly
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Skipper: O.O Bella...save me...hides behind bella
Private: SP..please calm down...
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Cowtails: hugs back, but continues crying
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SP: growls louder

Bella: O.O

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Kowalski: unsure what to say the whole time
Cowtails: sniff wipes eyes Sorry...I shouldn't have made you move...gosh I'm such an idiot..sniff
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Skipper: gulp mommy...
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Kowalski: No you're not... I wanted to hug you anyway. small smile

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SP: growls very loud

Bella: ducks RUN!!!

SP: punches Skipper across the room
Bella: Why do I have a feeling, Blue did something else to her?!
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Cowtails: smiles and sits on the bed again What do we do about Kid?? gets another text
Text: Come on baby, you gotta answer me sometime.
Cowtails: rolls eyes and texts back,Please don't harass me. I'm warning you.
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Private: Oh I don't know! Maybe because she's being violent FOR NO REASON!!
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Kowalski: Too bad you can't block him....

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SP: is punching Skipper
Bella: SP STOP IT!
SP: *pauses* What was I doing?
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Cowtails: This phone won't let me block people...gets a call from a blocked number answers Hello?
Kid: Pretend this isn't me...because I can see you right now on cameras, sweetie.
Cowtails: looks nervous Uhhhmm...yes Gramma I'm fine in New York with the penguins...um, how did you get my number again?
Kid: I told you, i have my ways.
Cowtails: Right, Grammaa...
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Private: You were about to kill Skippah!!!!!!!!
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Kowalski: Cowtails....?
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SP: Oh yeah...
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Cowtails: Um...hang on..Gramma...puts phone down but makes sure Kid can still hear Yes Kowalski?? looks nervous
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Private: SP NO!!!
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Kowalski: frowns You never said anything about Gramma...
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SP: SHUT UP YOU!
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Cowtails: chuckles nervously I d-didn't? Well...she was who I lived with when y-you penguins found me...I guess she finally got my number???
Kid: into phone so Kowalski can hear Give it up sweetheart.
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Private: whimpers and stays quiet
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Kowalski: annoyed That's the kid! Can't you ever leave my GF alone?!
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SP: *calms down suddenly and tumbles down the stairs* Owww...
Cowtails: Heh..yeah...
Kid: Hey baby, listen here. I'm watching you both, and realizing the poor state of your little boyfriend here,
Cowtails: glares at the phone
Kid: And the fact that your kids and everyone else is upstairs...I could just come and take you right now. And no one could stop me.
Cowtails: gulp Wh-where are you now?
Kid: appears right behind Cowtails What are you gonna do to stop me?
Cowtails: GAH! Quit doing that!!!
Kid: grabs her around the waist and pulls her off the bed
Cowtails: kicks HEY! WATCH THOSE HANDS!!
Kid: disappears
SP: Annnnd there goes Cowtails.
Private: What? What happened Kowalski?
Skipper: WHy don't we just find out?
(on screen)
Kid: running while carrying her
Cowtails: sigh You're getting on my nerves....
Kid: sets her down in the middle of the desert
Cowtails: It's hot out here....
Kid: Well, that would be because of you. smirk
Cowtails: rolls eyes When are you gonna give up?

Private: Ohhhh...man, Kid was my enemy...now he's everybody's..this is my fault...
Skipper: How is that remotely possible!!!
(on screen)
Cowtails: fans self with hand Are we gonna get somewhere or what?
Kid: takes her the rest of the way to a secret place
Cowtails: Phew...
Kid: I've noticed a few things about you that I can use against you...watching you at your HQ..smirks deviously
Cowtails: scoff Like what?
Kid: tickles her
Cowtails: 'Don't show weakness don't show weakness..' girlish squeal EEEEEEEE!! NOOO!! 'So much for no weakness...'
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SP: No it isn't! He just came out of nowhere and kidnapped Cowtails!  (LOL BEST LINE BY SP)

Skipper: watches This is amusing...
(On screen)
Cowtails: laughing STOP IT!!!!!
Kid: Nah...
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SP/Bella/Kowalski: glares at Skipper
Skipper: Whaaat?
(on screen)
Kid: Say uncle!!
Cowtails: UNCLE!!!
Kid: stops Well that was easy...shows her to a bedroom that's SO her
Cowtails: Whoa...
Kid: I'll see you later...winks and shuts the door
Cowtails: Ugh...it's like Beauty and the Beast..she's forced to stay for her own good...
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SP: I have to agree. It is like beauty and the beast... But I just hope she doesn't fall in love with him...
Private: Oh I hope not!! For Kowalski's sake..looks worried
(on screen)
Cowtails: looks around ??? There PoM stuff all over this room...this room is so me...it's got leopard print walls...and zebra bed sheets...ANd all these books!! ANd a TV!! AWESOME!! It's got PoM plushies...and DVDs!! EEEEEEP!!! grabs a Kowalski plushie and sits on the bed, watching PoM episodes  looks in closet Are you KIDDING?! Well at least there's no dresses...closet is full of western looking clothes Gosh Kid...puts on cowboy pajamas and curls up on the bed
Kid: comes in and chuckles Well well. I'd love to see you in your new clothes. Cowgirl suits you, miss Southern Belle.
Cowtails: I ain't a Southern Belle!! I'm more like a Southern Bill!! Heck to the no on the girly stuff!!
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Private: giggle Southern Bill....
(on screen)
Kid: sits on the edge of the bed So...
Cowtails: scoots away a little What..? gets nervous Whatcha doing???
Kid: gets closer Oh nothin'...just this...takes her hand
Cowtails: drop of sweat rolls down her forehead Uhh...gulp
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Kowalski: growls

SP: O.O
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Kid: laughs at her nervousness Dinner is in half an hour...narrows eyes I expect you'll be there. leaves
Cowtails: hugs the heck out of the Kowalski plushie I don't like it here so much anymore...
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SP: I wonder where THEY are? I don't trust myself to teleport again...
Private: No clue...we lost the signal aftah they went into the desert...then got it back when they got into wherevah they are now...
(on screen)
Cowtails: starts crying I wanna go home... I don't know if you guys are watching on your screen..but if you are looks around PLEASE HURRY!! We're in the desert of-
Kid: comes in Who are you talkin' to?
Cowtails: N-no one...just myself..
Kid: takes her hand and leads her out of the room Come on now!
Cowtails: Am I just gonna eat in my pajamas?
Kid: Yup! If you want to!
Cowtails: ???
Kid: leads her into a small western looking dining room
Cowtails: looks around O.O
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SP: ....*thinking, OMG WHY DOES COWTAILS GET TO BE THERE. WHY NOT ME.*
Private: Well...while we're waiting...and Skippah's stalking them..
Skipper: Hey!  
(on screen)
Cowtails: So...um...*awkwardly eats food*
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SP: *folding arms with a irritated look* 'Calm down or someone is going to suspect something!'
Private: SP what's the mattah??
SP: Nothing!
Private: You seem a bit tense..              
 Skipper: *narrows eyes* And suspicious...
SP: *looks up* OF COURSE NOT!
Private: ??? What???
(on screen)
Cowtails: *finishes*
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SP: *nervous smile*
Private: WHy do you seem so nervous?
(on screen)
Cowtails: Um...what now??
Kid: Well...we could-
Cowtails: no!!!
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SP: No reason!
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Cowtails: Um...
Kid: Just go to your room. *annoyed face*
Cowtails: *runs down the hall to her room and lands on the bed crying*
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Private: *narrows eyes* Really SP!
SP: Whaaaat?
Private: You're acting suspicious!! And nervous!! *sigh* Maybe I'm just ovahreacting..like Skippah..
SP: Yes...Maybe...*thinking, WESTERN....*
Private: *narrows eyes*
SP: Aw come on Private, no need to be a Skipper!

Private: I'm not a Skippah!!
SP: Well you are narrowing your eyes at me...
Private: *mad face* Don't call me Skippah! I'm not as bad as him!!!
(on screen)
Cowtails: *sitting on bed crying*  
Kid: *comes in* So about this...pregnant thing...
Cowtails: *sob* I have no clue what it's gonna look like because Stone raped me then Kowalski did...*cries more*
SP: I DIDN'T CALL YOU SKIPPER! I SAID YOUR ACTING LIKE HIM! *storms out of the HQ*
Private: *sits down and huffs* Same thing...
Skipper: *watching* Oh gosh Kowalski are you seeing this??
(on screen)
Kid: *puts his arm around her*
Cowtails: *just keeps sobbing*
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SP: *walking through the park* Boys can be jerks at times!
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Private: Sometimes SP just...gaaahh!!! Too much!! *huffs*
Skipper: Private don't say that!
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Cowtails: Wait...why are you...hugging me?
Kid: Because you're hot...*smirks and winks*
Cowtails: *blushes* 'Don't blush at him!'
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Kowalski: *growls*
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SP: It' not my fault I'm  interested in western! What a jerk! Stupid, stupid jerk! *punches a tree* I hate life. *trips over tree root* AHH! Ow. Can this day get any better?! (I believe the term is worst SP xD)
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Private: I guess you're gonna tell me I should go get her??
Skipper: Yep.
(on screen)
Kid: *leans in*
Cowtails: 'Oh crud...' *doesn't move*
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???: *walks up to SP* Are you ok?
SP: Ugh.... Yeah...
???: Need help? *holds out flipper*
SP: Yeah, thanks... *takes flipper*
???: *helps me up* Rayn by the way.
SP: Rayn? *eyes widen* Where have you been all my life?!
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Kowalski: *has the most ticked off face possible*
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Private: *goes through the park* SP-*spots her* Whaaa?
(on screen)
Cowtails: *shuts eyes tight* 'Brace yourself Cowtails...'
Kid: *kisses her*
Cowtails: *face looks like she's kinda enjoying it but not really*
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Rayn: Hiding from you. *winks*
SP: Aren't you a joker?
Rayn: Hey.... *pouts*
SP: *mutters, still so adorable*
Rayn: Hows life?
SP: Can't complain.
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Kowalski: *growls*
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Private: *watches from behind a tree*
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(on screen)
Kid: *stops*
Cowtails: *eyes are still clamped shut*
Kid: *chuckles* WHy so nervous sugar pie?
Cowtails: *blushing and shaking*
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Rayn: *about to lean toward her*
SP: *jumps back* No. I mean come on! Aren't we just friends?
Rayn: *dramatic sigh*
SP: Nice try.
Rayn: Dang it
Private: *sighs in relief* SP!! *waddles over* I'm sorry...for getting mad ovah nothing...
SP: *turns around* It's ok. *small smile*
Rayn: *jealous face*
Private: *hugs SP while glaring at Rayn*
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(on screen)
Cowtails: *sighs* Just...i need to think...
Kid: I knew you'd come around...*smirks and walks out*
Cowtails: No...no Cowtails, this cannot happen. You are about to have your BOYFRIEND'S child because of something...you CANNOT do this..
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SP: *hugs Private back*
Rayn: *glares back at Private*
Private: *growls*
SP: Boys quit it, I WILL put Private with the badgers and Rayn with Leopard Seals.
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Skipper: *shocked face* Kowalski did you hear that?
Bella: So what? Does it mean  something?
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Private: *shivers* No! Not badgahs!!
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Skipper: Uh yeah! It means she's falling for the Kid!
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SP: Then be nice!
Rayn: 'Man what a baby!'
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Kowalski: Oh yes, this helps a lot! *annoyed*
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Private: Ok-kay...*still thinking about badgers* *whimpers*
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Skipper: I know!
(on screen)
Cowtails: *holds the Kowalski plushie and the Kid plushie* *lip quivers* Noooo!! *starts crying* that's not fair!! I'm supposed to love Kowalski!! *looks up like she's talking to God* Why do you always do this?! You switch it up! First it was Skipper, then Blowhole, then Kowalski, then Fred, then Dylan, then Dustin, now THIS?!
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Rayn: So can I stay for a few hours?
SP: Sure you can!
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Skipper: Yep! She's in love with Kid!
Kowalski: *goes under covers and sobs silently*
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Private: *keeps glaring at Rayn*
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(on screen)
Cowtails: Guys if you're watching this...don't bother anymore...I don't know if I can even...decide at all...I hate myself right now because if I know anything about Kowalski, if he's watching, he's crying right now...please don't hate me...and Kowalski, if I'm right, don't cry...I still love you...

SP: *is far ahead*
Ryan: Dude, glaring is rude. *narrows eyes*
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Kowalski: *pulls cover off* *wiping eyes*
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Private: So is trying to steal someone's girlfriend. *glare*
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(on screen)
Cowtails: *looks at TV in my room* Wait...guys...I can see you!! Can you hear me?
(HQ)
Skipper: *nods* Can you hear us?
(screen)
Cowtails: *freaks out, happily smiling* Yes! Yes I can!!!
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Rayn: *Innocent face* Me? Steal? *laughs* What makes you think that?
Private: *glares* You almost tried to kiss her. I saw it.
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Cowtails: Guys!! Please hurry and find me!!!
Skipper: We're trying, we don't know where you are!
Cowtails: Is that Kowalski over there? Kowalski!!!! Hey!!!
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Kowalski: What?
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Rayn: *sigh while smirking* I doubt you love her as much as me.
Private: *grits beak* I love her more than anyone evah could!
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Cowtails: Are you okay? I know you've probably seen everything...*suddenly looks embarrassed and nervous*
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Rayn: *scoffs* Whatever!
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Kowalski: Pretty much...
Skipper: I'm just gonna...leave you two to talk....*drags Bella upstairs*
Cowtails: So...you knkow...?
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Private: *offended look* I'm being serious! You have no idea how much we've been through!
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Kowalski: Uh yea. 'I think?'
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Rayn: Yes, "mister I'm scared of badgers".... *smirks*
Private: *growls* Don't make fun of that...they're vicious!!
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Cowtails: About...like...what I just said...when I said all those names..
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Rayn: *smirks* *laughs coldly* Your scared of them while I can face them like a actual penguin!
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Kowalski: Uh yeah.
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Private: *tears come to eyes*
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Cowtails: You're not mad...right?
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Rayn: *runs to catch up with SP*
SP: Where's Private?
Rayn: Dealing with a problem.
SP: *shrugs and keeps walking*
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Kowalski: No, I'm not mad. Do you know where you are Cowtails?
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Private: *kicks a tree, angry*
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Cowtails: I THINK we're in the Sahara Desert...
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SP: *walks in HQ with Rayn* I'M BACKKKK!!!!
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Kowalski: Figures... *sighs* I wish I could get up.....
Cowtails: *facepalm* I coulda just used my healing powers!! I'm so stupid!!!
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Private: *follows, fuming*
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Kowalski: No you're not! You're really smart!
Cowtails: I'm freaking falling in love with an armadillo!! 'Why did you tell him that?! you just broke his heart!'
Kowalski: *frowns* Well, it's your choice who you want to be with. *hint of hurt in eyes*
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Bella: Hey Private, whats up?
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Cowtails: *gasp* Wait...Kowalski...
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Private: That darn guy Rayn...he's hurtful!! *starts crying*
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Kowalski: *sighs* What?
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Bella: What? Uh whoever this guy is, I'm sure he wouldn't hurt a fly.
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Cowtails: I SO did not mean that...*smirks* wait, I did.
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Private: But he would hurt a Private!!! (Best line for Private)
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Kowaski: Ugh!  *gets out of the bed and falls down* *growls*
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Bella: How can he hurt you? You don't have any signs of him hurting you!
Private: *frowns* He was being mean...and saying stuff about stealing SP...
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Cowtails: *shakes head* Kowalski!! ARe you okay?! WHy did you do that?!
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Bella: He wouldn't do that!
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Kowalski: You meant to fall in love with the kid! You said you meant it!
Cowtails: I did? When? The problem is you!! Get back in that bed mister, you're not better yet!!
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Private: Yes he would!!
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Kowalski: *sighs* Fine.. *limps into the bed* *folds flippers*
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Bella: Would not! Well, Maybe..
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Cowtails: There. Now, don't be stupid and get out of bed!! Stay there!!
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Private: *folds flippers and huffs* I know what I heard...
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Kowalski: Since when Am I STUPID?!
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Bella: He might, he might not. It's hard to tell what that bird might do!
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Cowtails: Since you got up out of that bed when you can barely move!
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Private: Exactly!!!
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Kowalski: *groans and buries head in a pillow trying to ignore Cowtails*
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Bella: Just don't worry Private! I don't know what to tell you!
Private: *annoyed*
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Cowtails: Kowalski I'm warning you don't ignore me!
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Bella: Don't give me that just because I'm trying to help! *snaps*
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Kowalski: What are you going to do if I ignore you? Glare me to death?
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Private: Why is everyone being mean?! *goes off in the corner alone, about to cry*
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Cowtails: *growls* Stop being so annoying!!!

SP: *walks over* Private? Whats wrong?
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Kowalski: 'I'm ending this conversation' *smirks and gets out of bed and struggles to stand*
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Private: Rayn!! And Bella!! Everyone's being mean!!!
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Cowtails: *stomps foot* UGH! *ends transmission*
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SP: Are you sure you're ok?? Rayn and Bella are never mean! Bella is going through the pregnancy, so it's possible for her to be cranky.
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Kowalski: *rolls eyes and limps upstairs* Almost.. THERE! *finally limps into lab and shuts door behind him* *passes out on the floor*
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Private: If I tell you what's wrong you'll just do what Bella did..you won't believe me....
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Cowtails: *uses TV in lab to spy on Kowalski* *gasp* Concentrate...*uses powers to heal him completely and float him back to the bed* *turns off the TV* *small frown* He hates..he hates me...I hate fighting! I've never had a fight like this with him!
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SP: *frowns* I'm your girlfriend and you think I won't believe you?
Private: Well...I guess...Rayn is being really mean, he's threatening to steal you from me..and making fun of my fear of badgahs..
SP: *yells from across the room* STOP BEING MEAN RAYN!
Rayn: Sorry!
Private: *small smile* All bettah...
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Cowtails: *hopes Kowalski is awake*
(HQ)
Skipper: *goes downstairs and turns on the TV*
(on screen)
Cowtails: *staring at a Kowalski plushie* I hate it when we fight...
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SP: Besides I told him we are just friends.
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Kowalski: *wakes up slowly* What.... Happened?
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Private: *sighs in relief* Good...
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(on screen)
Cowtails: *sings* You (me) We're face to face but we don't see eye to eye... like fire and rain. You can drive me insane...but I can't stay mad at you for anything...
SP: *smiles and runs downstairs*
Rayn: *follows
Kowalski: *stares at screen*
Private: *follows*
(on screen)
Cowtails: Like venus and Mars...we're two different stars...but you're the harmony to every song I sing.. and I wouldn't change a thing...
(HQ)
Private: Awwwwww!!
(on screen)
Kid: *walks in* WHat are you doing?!
Cowtails: *hides the plushie* Nothing!
(HQ)
Private: Almost..
Kowalski: *different emotions are going through his head*
SP: Stupid Kid....
Private: *nods* He was always stupid...
(on screen)
Kid: I know you were talkin' to your lil' boyfriend...and I know you had this big fight. *smirks*
Cowtails: *about to cry* I-I...
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Kowalski: *gets angry* LEAVE HER ALONE FOR ONCE!
SP: Um.. He can't hear you....
Private: Poor Kowalski...at least he's healed..wait, how are you suddenly perfectly fine? *confused face*
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Cowtails: *starts crying* I didn't mean to call him stupid!! I was just mad!!
Kid: *hugs her* You still have me.
Cowtails: *cries harder*
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Kowalski: *growls* *jumps out of the bed* At least I know where she is.
SP: You found out? Or she told you?
Kowalski: She, um, told me.
SP: *snickers*
Private: Well where is she?! *holds back laughs*
(on screen)
Kid: *pushes her onto the bed*
Cowtails: No no!! Not yet! Hey!!
Kid: I've done enough waitin' for you to decide!!
Cowtails: Stop!! Please!
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Kowalski:  Sahara Desert... 'I think!' Now lets go! I'm not letting this happen!
SP: I'm not letting this happen to my best friend! Nu-uh! If a girl says no, it's no!
Private: *suddenly looks a bit guilty* yeah...*Follows Kowalski and SP*
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Cowtails: Please!! I don't want this!!!
Kid: I don't care!!!
Cowtails: I've had it happen enough times!!
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SP: *They get to the  Sahara Desert* MAN IT'S HOT!!  
Kowalski: *rolls eyes* *runs toward the base.. thingy* We're almost there.....
*in base thingy*
SP:  O.O This place is awesome....
Kowalski: You and your western!
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Kid: *gets on top of her*
Cowtails: *cries* Please!!!! I don't want to!!
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Private: *hears* That way!! *goes down a long hallway*
Kowalski: *runs down really fast and bursts in the room* GET OFF HER!!! *eyes darken*
SP: The one thing I can't ever beat....
Cowtails: *jumps away and over to Kowalski* *hugs him tight*
Kid: *narrows eyes*
Private: *backs away*
Kowalski: *hugs Cowtails back while death glaring at the Kid*
SP: I would run for your life If I were you..... *walks off to look at the western stuff*
Private: *rolls eyes and follows SP*
Cowtails: *lets go of Kowalski and turns back around* I already told YOU that I wasn't going to do that!!
Kid: But-
Cowtails: *kicks him in the nuts*
Kid: *cries out in pain*
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SP: So cool..... *staring at western stuff* So cool I could fall in love with it... *smirks* IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
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Kowalski: oi.... Thats gotta hurt!
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Private: *giggles*
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Kid: *lifts her up by the front of her shirt*
Cowtails: *glares and kicks* Put me down!!!
Kid: Not likely! *raises fist to punch*
Cowtails: *uses dancing skills to kick all the way up to his hand*
Kid: OW! *drops her*
Cowtails: *fights like Skipper trained her* *kicks Kid's butt*
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SP: *is hugging western stuff* So cool....
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Kowalski: Wow.
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Private: *rolls eyes* are you ready to go yet?
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Kid: *runs away*
Cowtails: *breathes heavy* I guess I never was brave enough to use my training until now? *giggles*
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SP: *clings to western stuff* NOOOO I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!
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Kowalski: Yes I see. *chuckles* We better get out of here before SP makes out with the western stuff.
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Private: *pulls SP off* Come on!!
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Cowtails: But all this PoM stuff...I'm keeping this!! *grabs Kowalski Plushie*
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SP: *screams* NO NO NO!!!!! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!!!!
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Kowalski: *looks amused*

Private: *carries SP out quickly and goes back to the HQ*
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Cowtails: *hears* Uh...let's go...*blushing*
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SP: *struggles* NO NO NO NO NO!!
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Kowalski: *nods with a smile* *begins walking back to the HQ with Cowtails*
Cowtails: *sigh* *huggles plushie* You're not mad about anything...right???
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Private: *puts SP on her bed next to Angel and Tux* SP!! Calm down!!
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Kowalski: Nope.
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SP: I NEED WESTERN!!! *about to run right back there*
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Cowtails: Good...*clutches stomach* AHH!! NOT NOW!!!
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Private: *tapes SP to the bed* There. Stay!!!
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Kowalski: You mean.. It's time for.... *eyes widen*
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SP: *screams* NOOO!!!!
Private: SP...*groans*
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Cowtails: *screams* YES!! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN!!
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Rayn: Not again! *grabs a needle from a bag he had and stabs it in her arm*
SP: OW! *blinks* Um.. can someone explain why I'm tapped to my bed??
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Kowalski: *picks up Cowtails and runs to the doctor* *gulp* Not again... *looks nervous*
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Private: *sigh* Thank you...
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(after a while)
Cowtails: *gulp* I don't know what it's gonna look like...Kowalski or Stone...
Doctor: Who did you do it with last?
Cowtails: *blushing horribly* *points at Kowalski*
Doctor: *snickers* Then it's going to be his. *leaves*
Cowtails: O/////////////////////////O
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SP: I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IF I DON'T WHY OUT WHY I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO BE RAPED!
Rayn: *bursts out laughing*
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Kowalski: *faints*
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Private: Sorry..*untapes SP*
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Cowtails: *rolls eyes*
Doctor: *brings the baby in*
Cowtails: *gulp* *takes HIM* *gasp* AWWW!! You're so cute!!
Baby: *is a penguin that has her eyes but looks just like Kowalski*
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SP: Was someone going to rape me?
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Kowalski: *wakes up* Ow... Never faint on the floor! *jumps on night table*
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Private: no...you were going crazy.
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Cowtails: *giggles* Kowalski he looks just like you!! except for the eyes.. *squeal* He's so cute!!!
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SP: Oh.. Can't help it.. I think western is cool!
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Kowalski: *smiles*
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Private: Yes...we know. *giggles*
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Cowtails: Um...how about we name you...OOH!! Dallas!!
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SP: *sighs and gets off bed* I'm gonna go check on Bella... *walks upstairs* Hey Bella!
Bella: What?
SP: Hows the stomach?
Bella: Fine. *shrugs*
Skipper: *gets a call* Um...we have a hospital situation...
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Cowtails: Do you like that name??
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SP:What kind?
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Kowalski: Yep *smiles*
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Skipper: Well...Good...sorta.
Private: Does it involve the same thing that Bella and SP will have??
Skipper: Yeah.
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Cowtails: *happy squeal* Aren't you just the cutest thing ever!! Just like your daddy!!!
Dallas:
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SP: Why are we here then? *teleports* *lands* OW!
Cowtails: *surprised* Oh hi SP!
Private/Skipper: *takes Bella and Angel and Tux to hospital*
Skipper: We can't teleport like you!!! *annoyed*
Angel: *reaches for Cowtails and whines*
SP: Poor Skippy.. I can gladly teleport him for a needle appointment!
Skipper: AGH!! NO!! *hides behind Bella*
Cowtails: *giggles*
Angel: *whines more*
Cowtails: Sweetie look...it's your brother..wow I never thought I'd say that...
SP: THE SP STRIKES AGAIN! *smirks*
Cowtails: *plays with Dallas*
Angel: *crawls onto the bed* *plays with Cowtails and Dallas*
Private: *shakes head* Oh SP...
SP: What Did I do? *huffs and leans against the doorway*
Private: Scaring Skippah..although it was funny...*giggles*
SP: It's my thing to scare him! It's a double scare when he hides behind his girlfriend! *laughs*
Skipper: *pouty face*
Angel: *points at Skipper and laughs*
Cowtails: Even Angel agrees. And she's only like half a year old!
SP: Your girlfriend isn't going to protect you forever ya know.
Bella: Shut up SP.
SP: *huffs and walks out*

Cowtails: Ugh...I wanna go home...
SP: *almost to the hospital doors* Wait- *teleports back to HQ* *falls on bed* UH... Julien? How did you get in here?
King Julien: I can be getting anywhere I want! I'm king!
SP: Private won't like it if you're in here anyway, so get out. *points at stairs*
King Julien: Why would I want to leave?
SP: Because you made me break Private's heart the first time!
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Private: Well...we could go now?
Skipper: Yay let's go. *takes Bella and goes back to the main room of the HQ*
Private: *takes Tux*
Cowtails:  D: I wanna leave!!! DOOOC!!
Doctor: What?!
Cowtails: Can I leave?
Doc: Yes.
Cowtails: Yippee!! *gets up* can you carry Angel Kowalski??
Kowalski: Sure. *carries Angel*
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SP: Don't make me kick you out!
King Julien: *shuts the door by the stairs that got put there a while ago*
SP: DANG IT! I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT THIS OUT!
King juilen: *locks door*
SP: OH MYSTIC DANG IT!
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Private: *puts Tux with Bella and Skipper and goes downstairs* ??? this door isn't usually shut...*knocks* SP??? I know you're in there!! Can I come in??
Cowtails: *comes in HQ with Dallas*
Dallas: *already laughing like he's a few months old*
Cowtails: *giggles* Well you're a happy chick.
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SP: U-
King Julien: *death glare*
SP: *says nothing*
King Julien: *tackles me*
SP: RAPE ALERT RAPE ALERT!
Private: !!! What?! Who's in there?! *jiggles doorknob* UNLOCK THIS DOOR!!!
King Julien: *does dirty things*
Private: *eyes glow red* *busts door down* GET AWAY FROM HER JULIEN!!! *kicks him off*
King Julien: !!!!!! Since when does this bird's eyes glow monstrous color?
SP: Since a event that was my fault. NOW GET OUT!
Private: *eyes turn normal* *angry face* Get. out.
King Julien: *huffs* Fine. *walks out of the HQ*
SP: *sits on my bed* Jerk.
Private: *still really angry* *kicks the wall* Julien was nevah like that!! Why does he all of a sudden have to be like that around MY girlfriend?! Why not Cowtails or Bella?!
SP: PRIVATE! Cowtails has been through enough! And Bella is already going through something! *lays down* How did he even get in here? I thought Rico stayed behind!
Private: I don't know....he probably annoyed Rico until he passed out...
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Cowtails: OH guys!! I SO forgot to show you this!!
Skipper: Let me guess, it's an invention?
Cowtails: *nods excitedly*
SP: Probably. *goes upstairs* Why is  Cowtails so excited?
Private: *follows*
Skipper: Invention..
Cowtails: Before I fixed the lab TV, I did this thing that can show your memories!! It's cool!! Come on!! *goes in lab and hooks up this weird looking machine to the TV* *puts this helmet looking thing on my head and gets out a remote* This shows all my memories like a DVD player!!
Skipper: *sigh* Let's hope it doesn't blow up..
SP: Shut up Skipper...
Cowtails: *presses play and watches the TV screen*
(on screen)
Cowtails: *is three years old and running through a park laughing*
Cowtails' Mom before she died: *is sitting on a bench holding baby brother* *laughs* Careful, Sweetie, you'll trip!
Cowtails: No I won't mommy!! I'm used to getting hurt anyway!! Remember daddy does it all the time!!
Mom: *looks around at everyone suddenly staring at us* Shh sweetie not so loud...
SP/Kowalski: *staring at the screen sadly*
Bella:  O.O
Cowtails: Heh...yeah...
(on screen)
Cowtails: *is five years old, dancing in her first recital* *is doing better than anyone else* *falls over* O///O oopsie..*keeps dancing even though the whole auditorium is laughing*
(reality)
Private: *giggles* You were adorable!!
Cowtails: NO I was NOT!!
Kowalski: *silent*
SP: Actually, Private has a point, who wouldn't think a little five year old is adorable?
Private: True...
(on screen)
Cowtails: *still a five year old* *crying in the kitchen* NO Mommy no!!! *screams*
Dad: *just slammed her mom's head in the oven and killed her*
Cowtails: *screaming*
(reality)
Cowtails:  O.O forgot that part....
SP:  This is just cruel....
(on screen)
Cowtails: *a six year old* *at the park with Jess, Dustin and Brandon* Hey guys!! Watch this!!! *climbs up and tree and hangs upside down on a branch* *laughing*
(HQ)
Cowtails: Okay, so that's not so bad...
SP: Thats a better! Looks nice and not cruel!
Private: Definitely bettah!!
(on screen)
Cowtails: *falls* AHH!!
Dustin: *catches her and falls on the ground*
Cowtails/Dustin: *laughing*
Jess: AWW! You're the princess and he's your prince!!
Cowtails: *gets up quickly* Uh no. I'm not a princess. I'M A SOLDIER!! *fighting stance like the penguins do*
Everyone else: *laughs* Yeah right.
SP: *bursts out laughing* A solider.. *laughs* So true...
Cowtails: that actually came true...*giggles*
(on screen)
Cowtails: *seven years old* *sitting on the couch watching POM* *laughing hwe head off*
Dad: *slams door open* SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Cowtails: *gets quiet* *watches and giggles again*
Dad: *slaps her*
(reality)
Cowtails:  O.O Next one..skip skip!! *presses skip button*
(on screen)
Cowtails: *seven yrs* *dancing in her room and singing loudly and off key*
Kowalski: How'd you get so good at singing if you used to be off key?
Cowtails: IDK...
(on screen)
Cowtails: *8 yrs* *trying to escape*
Dad: *comes in drunk with his friends*
(HQ)
Cowtails: OKAY SKIP!!
Kowalski: Yes please skip!

(on screen)
Cowtails: *is ten and living at her gramma's house now* *in the kitchen with her gramma, lip-singing to old songs*
(reality)
Cowtails: *blushing* Forgot that part...
(on screen)
Cowtails: *is still 10* *dancing around in her room with a Kowalski plushie* *is singing along, better this time* You know I doooo!! You know I doooo!! Gonna say those words, never been so sure! Wanna spend my life with you!! You know I do!!
(HQ)
Cowtails: O///O
Kowalski: o///o
SP: You guys are such blushers.. Unlike me my past hasn't involve blushing!
Cowtails: Well maybe you should do this after me!! so you can be embarrassed too!! *giggles*
(on screen)
Cowtails: *at school with Jess, dustin and Brandon* Hey guys...you know how I'm like totally obsessed with POM?
Jess: Yeah?
Cowtails: I found a website called Fanfiction and I write stories now for it- *a bunch of the POPULAR girls walk by*
Lexi: Ew, watch out, it's the dorks. Did I hear you say something about your stupid little penguin cartoon? *baby voice* Does wittle Gwacie love the penguins??
Cowtails: Don't call me Gracie!! I hate it!! And the cartoon is NOT lame!!
(on screen)
Lexi: Whatever, losers. *shoves her into a wall* *walks away*
Cowtails: *sad face* *about to cry*
Dustin: Hey don't worry! We think it's totally awesome! *puts his arm around her*
Cowtails: *blushing because that's when she had a crush on him*
(on screen)
Cowtails: *twelve yrs* *laying in bed in short shorts and a tank top*
Jess: *laying in the floor with shorts and a Tshirt*
Cowtails: UGH!! Sleepovers SUCK when it's this hot....
Jess: Maybe not..*smirk*
Cowtails: OOOH I like that look in your eyes...
Jess: The boys are having a night at Dustin's house right? And it's 3 in the afternoon right now? Well, I heard Dustin say they're going to see a movie at 3:30 and going to Dustin's place at 5. We should prank them.
Cowtails: *rubs hands together and smirks deviously* I've already got a plan...
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SP: *laughs* I wonder what you guys did.
Cowtails: *chuckles* You'll see...
(on screen)
Cowtails/Jess: *in Dustin's backyard* Now all we gotta do is wait...
(later)
Dustin/Brandon: *walks into their bedroom*
Cowtails: *is dressed up as an unrecognizable zombie* *is laying in the floor in a pool of fake blood*
Jess: *comes out of the closet, also unrecognizable as a zombie* *limps toward Brandon*
Brandon:  O.O Dustin....
Dustin: *tries to open the door but it's locked* WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Cowtails: *sits up slowly and crawls with one hand* *bites Dustin's foot*
Dustin: AAAAHHHH!!!
Dustin/Brandon: *girlish screams*
SP: *bursts out laughing*
Private/Skipper: *laughs*
(on screen)
Cowtails: *stands up laughing*
Jess: *falls over laughing*
Dustin: SO NOT FUNNY!!!
(later)
Cowtails/Jess: *asleep at Cowtails' gramma's house*
Dustin/Brandon: *sneaks into the room*
Dustin:*whispers, This'll show them...*
SP: Did they get their payback?
Cowtails: *chuckles* No, they were too stupid. Unlike us, they were unprofessional and sloppy.
(on screen)
Dustin: *stands over Cowtails on the bed* *whispers loudly* Ready?
Cowtails: *hears and sits up and jumps into a fighting stance out of reflex* *can't see in the dark but punches Dustin and kicks his legs to make him fall* *notices Brandon and does the same* Jess wake up!!
Jess: *wakes up and turns the lights on* *stands up, laughing*
Dustin/Brandon: *are both on the ground, groaning in pain*
Cowtails: Looks like we got ourselves a couple of pranking amateurs. *chuckles* What should we do to 'em?
Jess: IDK, we could do anything...*chuckles evilly*
Brandon: No please we've had enough!!!
Cowtails: Never mess with Cowtails...
SP: *laughs hard*
Skipper: *laughing his head off*
(on sscreen)
Penguins: *bursts into the room in their fighting stance*
Cowtails: GAH!! *freezes* OOOOHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! *starts freaking out*
Skipper: Yeah, yeah we know. *blushing* *explains how she's going to live with them*
Cowtails: *blushing also* COOL!!! EEEEEEP!!! BYE GRAMMA!!
Gramma: bye sweetie! Be safe!!!
SP/Bella: Anything else we need to know??
Cowtails: Ummm...no! That's about al-
(on screen)
Skipper: *kisses her goodnight* *smiles sweetly and goes upstairs*
Cowtails: *gets out a Kowalski plushie*   *gives it a kiss and goes to sleep cuddling it*
(reality)
Skipper:  D: Hey!!
Cowtails: *blushing*
(After that SP did get a turn...But it was fake memories.)
Cowtails: And it DIDN'T explode...that's ONE invention. *smirks playfully at Kowalski and picks up Angel* *goes downstairs where Dallas is asleep on the bed*
Kowalski: *pouts*
SP: *laughs* *runs downstairs* *trips* Ow.....

Private: SP are you okay??
Cowtails: *giggles* AW poor Kowalski. *kisses his cheek* I'm gonna go to bed 'cause it's late and I'm tired. So you can either stay down here or go up to your bunk. *gets in bed next to Angel and Dallas and goes to sleep*
SP: *nods and gets in bed*
Kowalski: Ok... *goes upstairs and goes to sleep in his bunk*
Cowtails: *wakes up and yawns*  *gets up because the kids are still asleep* *walks around barefoot* *sigh*
SP: *was reading a book in bed*
Cowtails: *wanders upstairs in the dark and mopes around like a zombie* Ugh...
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Private: *turns over and rolls out of the bunk* *lands on the floor, still asleep*
SP: *runs upstairs* *sees Private* *stares* *gets out a marker* *draws a funny face on Private's face without waking him up* *smirks* *giggles*
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Cowtails: *goes into lab and looks around, with  half open eyes* Why...why....why am I so dizzy..? I feel so awful...*feels forehead* GAH! *forehead is burning hot*
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Private: *snores a little* *wakes up* Oh hey SP..*yawns*
SP: *falls over laughing* HAHA!
Private: ??? What??
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Cowtails: *gets dizzier* I feel like I'm gonna..puke...*faints* *hand hits a glass tube so it crashes to the floor loudly*
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Skipper: *wakes up* What was that?!
Kowalski: *wakes up* *runs into the lab* AHHH! *picks up Cowtails and takes her back downstairs to her bed*
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SP: *gives Private a mirror* *giggles*
Private: *looks annoyed*
Skipper: *looks at Private* *bursts out laughing*
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Cowtails: *groans* I feel dizzy...and sick...my forehead's hot..
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SP: *giggles* I couldn't help it! You were on the floor and I had to!
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Kowalski: You might have a fever or something...
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Private: Well get it off!! *giggles a little*
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Cowtails: *groans* Da**it...
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SP: *whines* But I don't wanaaaaa...*grabs a camera and takes a picture of Private's face* There! *grabs a bucket of water and dumps it on Private's face* There gone!
Private: *annoyed face* You had to dump watah on me??
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Cowtails: I wanted to go do something today!!! I don't wanna be sick!
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SP: *smirk* Maybe...
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Kowalski: 'Well, you're sick any away...'
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Private: Uh oh...
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Cowtails: Hey I heard that!!
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SP: *gets out water gun* *spurts Private with water* >
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Kowalski: *jumps back surprised* Hey! Don't read my mind!
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Private: *jumps away* Hey!
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Cowtails:*confused* You didn't say that out loud???
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SP: GRR STAY STILL! *shoots water at Private again*
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Kowalski: No.....
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Private: AHHH!! COLD!
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Cowtails: Whoa...cool...alright, think something. Anything.
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SP: *smirks* *shoots water at Skipper and Rico who was still asleep*
Rico: *wakes up glaring* GRRR
SP: Whoops?
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Kowalski: 'Like what?' *rolls eyes*
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Skipper: *also glares* You. are. dead.
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Cowtails: Umm...you just said,"Like what."
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SP: Oh my, look at the time..... *runs out of HQ*
Rico: *chases her* GABAA!
SP: AHHHH!!!!
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Kowalski: No.. I thought it!
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Private: *giggles*
Skipper: *laughing really hard*
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Cowtails: Same diff!!
A while later.....
Rico: *comes back*
SP: *limps in HQ* Everything feels..... WEIRD. BUT I DO NOT REGRET USING THAT WATER!
Private: *giggles* Well...that's what you get for spraying Rico...
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Cowtails: Do it again!!
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SP: I still don't regret it! *vision goes fuzzy* What.. The... MYSTIC?! *passes out*
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Kowalski: *whines* But I can't think of anything.....
Private: SP!! *picks her up and takes her downstairs* *puts her on her bed, worried*
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Cowtails: AHA! Private just thought,"OH dear I hope she's okay!"
Private: *turns around shocked* H-how did you know that?!
Kowalski: She can read minds....
Cowtails: Uh huh!! So cool!!! Um...think something!
Private: Okay, got it!!
Cowtails: *giggles* You thought 'SP is beautiful!'
Private: *blushes*
SP: *sits up* MY HEAD!
Private: *sigh* SP are you okay???
SP: *eyes keep flashing purple then to blue-green rapidly* Uh oh...
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Cowtails: *reading Kowalski's mind* *starts blushing*
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Private: *gets freaked out by the eyes* Your eyes!!! What's the mattah?!
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Kowalski: What is it?
Cowtails: *blushing* um..I found the thoughts about me...
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SP: O-Oh? *slaps self* *eyes go normal* There we go!
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Kowalski: What did you find?
Cowtails: *blushing* No...I'd rather not repeat some of the stuff you think about me...and I thought skipper was the dirty penguin...geez!! *still very red* Stop thinking that stuff!!! Dirty one!!
Kowalski: *smirks and continues to think about the dirty stuff* I'M THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!
Cowtails: *gasping over and over* Kowalski! Stop it!! OMG I did NOT need that in my head...
Kowalski: *thinks it one more time then smiles* Ok I'm done!!
Cowtails: *has eyes shut tightly* *face is more red than a tomato*
Kowalski: *walks upstairs laughing* I'll just leave you alone then!
Cowtails: *narrows eyes* Oh I'll get him back...what he doesn't know is that I can put myself in other people's minds too...*goes into Kowalski's mind and says the same dirty things in her voice*
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Kowalski: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Cowtails: *hears Kowalski scream and says,'You know you want it Kowalski...'* xD
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Kowalski: NO I DON'T!!!!! *screams*
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Cowtails: *smirks and continues* He doesn't even think about the possibility that it's me...*says,'You've been thinking about it since you were controlled to do it...what are you waiting for?'* *falls over laughing*
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Kowalski: NOO I WASN'T!!!!
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Cowtails: *says,I read your mind. I saw everything. You can't lie. I saw every single thought.
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Kowalski: AHHH!!!!!
Cowtails: *continues, smirking* *walks upstairs and stands in the doorway* *acts normal, but still does it*
Kowalski: *holding head* AHHHH!!! *bangs head on wall* WHAAA!!!!!
Cowtails: *suddenly stops and stands by the wall smirking*
Kowalski: Oh whew it- How. DARE. YOU.
Cowtails: *looks innocent* What? Thinking more dirty thoughts about me?
Skipper: *over in the corner with Tux*
Kowalski: NO!
Cowtails: *smirks deviously* Good...I hope you learned something from this...do you know what it is??
Kowalski: Um... That.... It's not funny to have a dirty mind?
Cowtails: *smirks and walks really close* *whispers,No...it's that I like it better that way...* *smirks and walks back downstairs*
Kowalski: *beak is hanging open in shock*
Skipper: Geez Kowalski if she'd been like that with me...let's just say we'd have a lot more than two kids...
Kowalski: O.O
Cowtails: *yells from downstairs* I HEARD THAT SKIPPER!!
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Skipper: yeah...oh and a voice that sounds like her is in my mind and it's saying "Get Kowalski downstairs." *acts like it's normal* *shakes head* Wait, what?
Kowalski: Oh dear. *walks downstairs*
Cowtails: *giving Kowalski THE LOOK*
Kowalski: Um...What?
Cowtails: *is totally being controlled by something* *starts talking dirty to Kowalski by saying it in his mind*
Kowalski: Stopp!!!!!!
Cowtails: Why would you want me to stop??
Kowalski: Because.. It's weird...
Cowtails: *jumps on Kowalski*
Kowalski: Gha!
Cowtails: What's the matter Kowalski..? *devious smile*
Kowalski: I was just surprised... Heh...
Cowtails: *starts doing dirty things* Surprised? >
Kowalski: AHHH!!!!
Cowtails: *girlish giggle which should give away the fact THAT SHE'S NOT her RIGHT NOW* *continues*
Kowalski: Please get off...
Cowtails: Nah...don't think so...*continues doing dirty things*
Private: *sees and freezes* COWTAILS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Cowtails: Shut up idiot!
SP: First of all, DON'T TALK TO MY PRIVATE THAT WAY! *shoves Cowtails off Kowalski* Second of all, ARE YOU MAD?
Kowalski: Worse. Nightmare. EVER!
Cowtails: *shakes head* Why am I on the ground??
Kowalski: A classified reason.....
Cowtails: ??? Seriously, what happened? Everything was black...
Kowalski: I don't want to freak you out...*goes upstairs*
Cowtails: *hurt face* Well then. *huffs* *sits on the bed*
Private: Oh dear...I hope this doesn't turn into a fight...
SP: You just did some dirty things to him...
Cowtails: Yeah. Like I'd believe that. Kowalski didn't have to be such a *yells upstairs so he can hear* JERK!! about it...
Private: Oh no..
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Kowalski: *huffs* *but doesn't move from the table*
Skipper: Whoa! What's the matter with you?
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Private: Cowtails, he just didn't want to scare yo-
Cowtails: HE WAS BEING A JERK!!
Private: How-
Cowtails: He can talk to me! I'm his girlfriend!
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Kowalski: Cowtails was doing dirty but didn't know. I didn't want to freak her out by telling her and now she's mad.
Skipper: Well let her be mad! She can be mad over stupid things! Show her you don't care!!
Cowtails: *yells upstairs* I HEARD THAT!
Kowalski: But I do care!
Bella: SKIPPER STOP BEING A JERK!! *snaps*
Skipper: Geez...I was just saying, if you act like you don''t care, she'll forget about it!
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Cowtails: *sitting on bed staring at the Kowalski plushie* You suck.
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Bella; And no one gives a fu** about that! They should just work it out!!
Kowalski: Well she probably hates me right now, So no we can't work it out.
Skipper: I seriously doubt she hates you. Watch. You watch on TV up here, and I'll go downstairs. *turns on TV and walks downstairs* Cowtails. So, why are you mad??
Cowtails: I don't even know. Kowalski's just being STUPID!!!
Kowalski: I.AM.NOT. STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowtails: *hears and yells back* YES YOU ARE!!
Kowalski: NO I'M NOT! *storms out*
Cowtails: *screams in frustration* *punches the wall angrily* *breaks fist*
Skipper: Whoa take it easy!! *goes to find Kowalski*
Private: Cowtails! Stop that!!
Cowtails: *cries* NO!!!
(Now I'm going to move ahead to the fight in the park)
Kowalski: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!
Cowtails: More than you think...keeping me from staying with Kid, for one. *crosses arms and glares*
Kowalski: Excuse me? He was about to rape you!!
Cowtails: Maybe I would've liked it better than when you did!!!
Kowalski: *cold laugh* Rape is apparently fun to you. *walks past Cowtails* Don't know why you were screaming then...
Cowtails: *glares and follows* I don't know why I even came back here with you. I loved him a lot more. Heck, I love Fred a lot more.
Kowalski: Pftt You don't love anyone! You just break everyone's heart!
Cowtails: Excuse you?! EVERYONE'S?! And who's EVERYONE, may I ask?!
Kowalski: Oh I don't know, Skipper's, probably a bunch of others. *walks in HQ*
Cowtails: *goes in HQ* I've had it with you! I'm DONE!!
Skipper: Whoa! What's going on here?
Kowalski: *glares at Cowtails with hatred*
Bella: I think they are breaking up....

Cowtails: Yep! Righto!! Bella guessed it. I'M DONE!! *stomps downstairs and sits on the bed* *angrily bandages hand and then rips up the Kowalski plushie*
Private: Whoa!! Cowtails!! What the heck?!
SP: I believe they have broken up. Done. Finished. *goes upstairs*
Private: What?! Why?!
Cowtails: None of your business Private. *glares*
Private: *gulps and goes upstairs*
SP: *shakes head* ..... Ugh......
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Cowtails: *tears the plushie to shreds and starts crying*
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SP: *stares at the stairs frowning*
Skipper: *talking to everyone but Kowalski and Cowtails* We have GOT to get them back together..
SP: If you haven't noticed.. That is a mission failure. That will never work. THEY hate each other.
Skipper: Come on. I know for a fact both of them are already regretting it. In a day or two, they'll be avoiding each other. Then, they'll be stealing glances at each other and blushing. Then they'll have this big romantic make up. Classic Love Story. But that won't work!!! We gotta make it go FASTER!
SP: And how will we do that?
Skipper: No clue. Uhhh...keep them in the same room as much as possible, act like we did when they were dating, so be casual..um..eventually, lock them in the lab together?
Private: *shrugs* Okay...
SP: UHhh Skipper? How the mystic do we get them BOTH in the lab?
Skipper: Uh...hmmmm....either trick them while acting casual...or excessive force.
SP: *rolls eyes* Alright then...
Private: Um...who do I talk to??
Skipper: Uh, Cowtails. SP gets Kowalski.
SP: This better work...Or a certain penguin is gonna get it!
Private: *goes downstairs* Cowtails..?
Cowtails: *face first on the bed sobbing* Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
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SP: *walks in lab* HELLLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kowalski: SP! You do not have to yell from across the lab!
SP: Sorry?
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Private: I just wanted to talk to you...
Cowtails: *sits up* *wipes tears off* Why...?
Private: Because I think you and Kowalski were being a bit rash...weren't you?
Cowtails: *gets mad* No! *eats ice cream like a classic breakup*
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Kowalski: Ugh So what do you want?
SP: Just a simple thing..... I don't see what could've caused you guys to break up!
Kowalski: That is none of your business!
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Private: Well...why did you break up??
Cowtails: I don't wanna talk about it....*eats more ice cream*
Private: This is going to sound weird...but if there's one penguin here that you know you can talk to, it's me.~
Cowtails: I know....I just don't normally talk to boys about this stuff...
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SP: TELL ME!
Kowalski: *growls but explains basically about the break up*
SP: *mother glance* KOWALSKI! That's not very nice!
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Private: Come on...you've got to talk to him!
Cowtails: *throws empty ice cream cup at Private* I don't wanna talk to him!!! I hate him!!! If he hates me then I'm just returning the favor!!
Private: *goes upstairs* Well Skippah...that didn't turn out very well...
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Kowalski: Don't care.
SP: *groans, storms out*
Private: How did it go..?
SP: Awful. At least I kinda found out why they broke up..
Private: Why?
SP: *tells Private what Kowalski told her*
Private: That's mean!
Skipper: Maybe we should try the other way around...girl talk to girl and guy talk to guy.
Private: *sigh* Maybe you should talk to Kowalski then...
Skipper: You're the nice one!
Private: *goes in lab* K-kowalski??
Kowalski: NOW WHAT?!
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SP: *goes downstairs and trips* GAH! Oof! Hi Cowtails.. *stands up*
Cowtails: *giggles a little* Hi..?
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Private: Well...I've talked to Cowtails...
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SP: *shakes head* If theres something I can't stand, it's people hating each other.
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Kowalski: So?
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Cowtails: *raises eyebrows* Your point?
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Private: PleasE! You two love each othah Kowalski! You can't just avoid each othah and say you hate each othah!!
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SP: My point is, I DON'T LIKE YOU TWO HATING EACH OTHER!
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Kowalski: Doing it anyway!
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Cowtails: Well...*fiddles with thumbs* I don't...HATE...him...exactly....
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Private: You've got to make up with each othah!
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SP: 'HA! I knew it!' Of course... Deep inside you know you don't hate him.
Skipper: Ugh. EVEryone! GEt in here now!!
Cowtails: Uggg...*walks upstairs*
Private: *drags Kowalski out of the lab*
Skipper: Alright. Line up!
Cowtails: *stands on the opposite side fo the line from Kowalski*
Private: *sigh*
Skipper: *winks at everyone but her and Kowalski* Alright! Due to SOME circumstances, we are not going to have a normal day. We are also very much out of shape, since we have not properly trained since I trained Cowtails. So, we are going to have training exercises. All. day.
Private: 'Ohh I get it....he's going to use this as a way to get them...I see what he's doing.'
Cowtails: *smirks* Fine with me. I need to punch something.
Private: *gulps*
SP: ALL DAY?!
Private: You can do it SP!
Skipper: *drags everyone up top* Alright. First, uh, Rico! Pair up with Cowtails.
Cowtails: You did this to me on my first day!! You think I can't handle it now?!
Private: I remembah that...*shivers* Poor Rico...first time getting beat by a girl...
Skipper: Like I said, we're all out of shape.
Cowtails: *beats Rico BAD*
Skipper: Next! SP and Kowalski.
Kowalski: *somehow got out a spider* *puts it on the ground*
Spider: *crawls toward SP*
SP: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *faints*

Cowtails: *glaring at Kowalski*
(after a while)
Private: Skippah please...I believe we've all had enough...*faints*
Skipper: *breathing heavy* *looks around at everyone else tired*
Cowtails: *still standing like she's full of energy*
Skipper: No...*deep breath* One more. Cowtails. Kowalski. You're up!
Cowtails: *glares*
Private: ??? *sits up to watch*
SP: *sits next to Private* The final test...
Skipper: This is gonna be good...
Cowtails: *glares and punches Kowalski right in the face*
Private: *stares in shock*
Kowalski: *stumbles but doesn't fall* *kicks her in the stomach*
Cowtails: *falls over* *kicks him in the nuts*
Private: *covers eyes* Oh dear
Kowalski: *groans in pain* OWWWW!!!!
SP: OHHH! Right in the batteries!
Cowtails: *stands back up* *tackles Kowalski into the water*
Skipper: Ooh! This just got interesting.
Kowalski: GHA! 'WHOSE IDEA IS TO FIGHT IN THE WATER?!'
Cowtails: *reads his mind* MINE! BECAUSE I CAN DROWN YOU!! *tries to keep him underwater*
Skipper: Okay...
Kowalski: *struggles and punches*
Cowtails: OW! *gets pushed back*
Kowalski: *jumps out of the water* Thats what you get for trying to kill me!
Cowtails: *jumps out of the water*
Skipper: WHOA! *holds her back* Okay that's enough!!! I've seen enough!
Cowtails: Get off me! *shoves Skipper off and stomps into the HQ*
Skipper: GAh! *falls in the water*
Private: *whimpers* *goes inside* Cowtails! REally was being that violent necessary?!
Cowtails: HE DID IT TOO!!!
SP: *follows* THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU TRY TO KILL HIM!!!!
Cowtails: In case you didn't notice, HE DID THE SAME TO ME!!! *stomps into the lab*
Skipper: Gah!! She went in the lab!! Now if only we could trick a smart guy into going in there...
SP: *gulp* IDK... They probably hate each other EVEN more.
Skipper: Well obviously we do this my way. More training tomorrow.
Private: *groans*
Skipper: Don't worry, no one but those two will actually have to work. We just keep putting them against each other, the more they beat each other up, the more they get tired of it!! And then they make up.
Cowtails: *comes out of the lab and sits in the corner with a notebook* *starts drawing and doing random super hard math equations*
SP: I almost died today...0.o Are you sure this isn't payback for all those times I almost killed you? *glares*
Skipper: Well, maybe today was. But I swear, the next couple days are different.
Cowtails: *realizes the equations are shaped like Kowalski* GOD DA**IT!! *wads it up and throws the paper ball across the HQ*
SP: *goes downstairs*
Tux: *throwing a certain penguin's lunacorn in the fireplace*  
SP: o.O AHHHH!!!! *teleports another lunacorn and puts it in Private's bunk*
Private: *notices* SP what are you doing with that lunacorn?
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Skipper: *grabs Cowtails and throws her up top*
Cowtails: HEY!
Skipper: *does the same with Kowalski* Everyone's agreed that you two need uh...extra training.
Cowtails: Skipper it's almost dark out!!
Skipper: Exactly! And you two have night recon. Up on the bell tower. ALL. NIGHT.
Cowtails: Skipper!!!
Skipper: No buts! It starts in twenty minutes.
Cowtails: *glaring at both Skipper and Kowalski*
Kowalski: *groans* But she'll try to kill me!!!! AGAIN!
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SP: UMMM Putting it in your bunk...? I found it downstairs.. So yeah.. Heh....
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Skipper: No she won't. *gives Cowtails a look* Right?
Cowtails: *groans* Right...
Skipper: and same for you. Well off you go. Up to the bell tower.
Cowtails; Ugh. *gets her notebook and  a pencil and hops up onto the bell tower*
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Private: But....that's not MY lunacorn...my lunacorn had a little mark on it right there from where Rico's flamethrowah skimmed it...
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Kowalski: *follows though he doesn't want to*
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SP: UMMM...... *very nervous* UHHHH.....
Private: I appreciate anothah lunacorn...but where's my old one?
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Cowtails: *sits on the far end of the bell tower and leans against the bell, away from the edge* Soooo not sitting on the edge...*starts writing in notebook*
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SP: *sighs* I'll show you...*drags Private downstairs* *gives Tux a spare Lunacorn* Wait for it...
Tux: *throws the lunacorn in the fireplace*
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Kowalski: *on the other side of the bell* *lost in his thoughts*
Cowtails: You know, you didn't have to be so cruel when you were up against SP.
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Private: *girlish scream* AAAHHH!! MY LUNACORN!! BAD TUX! BAD!!
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Kowalski: Well, it was either that or get chainsawed to pieces.
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Tux: *whimpers*
SP: 'It's a luncorn.... Not a big deal.....'
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Cowtails: Still...that was cruel!! But it's you, so it didn't really surprise me. *goes back to drawing*
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Private: *puts Tux in the corner* *starts sobbing*  D:
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Kowalski: Excuse me? I'm not always cruel for your information.
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SP: It's just a lunacorn! A toy!
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Cowtails: I beg to differ. *stands up and throws the paper ball as far as she can into the park because she accidentally drew another Kowalski*
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Private: That was more than just a toy!! WE've been through everything togethah!
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Kowalski: *glares slightly*
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SP: It's. A. TOY! It doesn't talk, or move or anything!
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Cowtails: What are you looking at you jerK?! *notices the edge and backs away a little*
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Private: *glares* IT WAS MY BEST FRIEND!!
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Kowalski: WHAT MAKES ME A JERK?! You tried to drown me!
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SP: IT'S A STUPID TOY! *storms upstairs*
Tux: *whimpers* (This might be why Tux is a jerk. He HEARD THESE KIND OF THINGS as a baby.)
Private: UGH!!! *kicks the wall*
(I can just see Tux crying and scooting closer to the corner. ;~
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Cowtails: And I'd gladly do it again!!! *punches Kowalski in the stomach*
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SP: *had walked out of the HQ to sit on a bench* *huffs*
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Kowalski: *staggers then glares* *punches Cowtails in the face*
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Private: *sigh* I should go find her, right??? Yeah...*goes to find SP*
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Cowtails: GAH! *runs away from the edge quickly* *glares*
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SP: *kicks a wall really hard*  ARGGG!!!!!!!!
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Kowalski: *glares back*
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Private: SP STOP BEING STUPID! QUIT THAT!!
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Cowtails: *kicks Kowalski in the stomach* JERK!
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SP: This isn't being stupid! CRYING OVER A STUPID TOY THAT CAN BE REPLACED IS STUPID!
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Kowalski: Holds stomach* HOLY SH**! *glares* *pushes Cowtails without thinking*
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Private: THE TOY ISN'T STUPID!!!
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Cowtails: GAH!!! *falls over the edge* AAHAHHHH!! KOWALSKI!! *grabs a ledge a few feet down with one hand* Don't look down...*looks down* AAHHHHHH!!!

SP: YES IT IS! *death glare*
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Kowalski: *eyes widen* OH gezz sorry! *runs over and pulls Cowtails up*
Skipper: *watching Cowtails and Kowalski* *smiles* Maybe....
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Cowtails: *breathing heavy* *runs away from the tower as quick as possible* I HATE HEIGHTS!!!
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Skipper: *groans* Almost....Cowtails, why'd you run away?!
Cowtails: Because we were high up!! I don't like heights and he shoved me off the tower! *shakes Skipper* He tried to kill me!!
Skipper: You can't just run away after that!! That was almost a romantic moment!!
Cowtails: NO IT WAS NOT! WE HATE EACH OTHER!! *goes in the lab*
Skipper: Looks like I'm gonna have to trick Kowalski....
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SP: *storms past Private* * goes into the HQ with red glowing eyes* *goes downstairs and sits on her bed* *huffs*
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Kowalski: *walks back to HQ slowly*
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Private: Ugh! Girls...*angry face*
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Skipper: Hey Kowalski nicetoseeyou! *shoves Kowalski in the lab and locks the door and barricades it with stuff*
Cowtails: *glares* What are you doing in here?
Kowalski: O.o I didn't want to come in here..... 'I didn't want to shove you off the tower either....'
Cowtails: *hears his thoughts and glares* Yeah, sure. You tried to kill me!
Kowalski: I wasn't thinking straight alright?! I didn't know you were scared of heights!
Cowtails: Oh, Mr. Genius wasn't thinking? That's a shocker.
Kowalski: ....
Cowtails: *sigh* Look I know you didn't mean to. But do we really have to be violent with each other?!
Kowalski:......No. Its not really going to fix anything.
Cowtails: I don't see the use of any of this!! *starts crying* Aw da**it don't cry cowtails....
Kowalski: *awkwardly walks over and nervously hugs Cowtails* I still don't like to see you cry..
Cowtails: *sniff* Why did we even break up....
Kowalski: I don't know...
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Skipper: *watching on the TV*   Finally!
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Cowtails: I didn't want to...
Kowalski: Same here...
Cowtails: *small smile* Second Chance?
Kowalski: *smiles* Yep!
Cowtails: *hugs Kowalski* Yay!!! Now uh...how do we get out of here??
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Skipper: Eh...they should be fine for a while..
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Kowalski: Beats me... Skipper blocked the door....
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SP: *ripping Private plushies open with a blade* ARGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mutters, how about I rip your heart out? THEN you'll feel my BURNING pain.*
Private: *comes in from the park* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF THAT!!
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Cowtails: Um, so you're saying, we're trapped in here? With nothing but inventions, no food, no water....AAAHHHH!!!
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SP: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!
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Kowalski: Uh yeah- Wait no food?! AHHH!!!!
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Private: *freezes* So that's it then? We're done....? Good riddance!! *walks upstairs about to cry*
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Cowtails: We're gonna die if someone doesn't let us out of here soon!!
Kowalski: NOO!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! AHHHH!!!!
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Private: *sniff*
Skipper: Aw, buck up Private! You'll be okay!!
Private: DARN RIGHT I WILL!! I'LL SHOW HER!! I-wait...where's Cowtails and Kowalski?
Skipper: Probably after they made up they went to celebrate by staying at a hotel. *winks*
Private: Skippah!! TMI!!
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Cowtails: *shakes Kowalski * GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
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SP: *falls on bed tired* Meh..... *closes eyes*
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Kowalski: *calms down* Oh right, sorry. I just hope Skipper lets us out soon....
Cowtails: *listens to Skipper's thoughts* Dang it!! I can't talk to Skipper through his mind, it won't work!! Grrrr....*blushes badly* Oh God...but I can see his thoughts...on why he's not letting us out..
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Private: Skippah...what do I do?
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Kowalski: WHYYY?
Cowtails: He thinks that after we made up, we SOMEHOW found a way out, and went to "celebrate" by..*blushes even worse* "going to a hotel for the night so we wouldn't wake the others up"
Kowalski: GHA!! Why is he always so dirty?! Gezzz..
Cowtails: Pssh...that's easy...because he's an idiot! so...twenty questions??
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Skipper: Private all you gotta do is show her you don't care! She'll come running back to you!!
Private: ARe you...sure?
Bella: *scoffs* SP doesn't go back running to people. If she's gonna hate someone, she's SET on hating someone.
Private:  I knew it!! She hates me!! *sobs*
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Kowalski: Sure.
Cowtails: Okay, go.
Kowalski: Is it a animal?
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Bella: What caused this to happen anyway?
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Cowtails: yes...and no.
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Private: *sniff* a toy.

Kowalski: ?????? Can.. it talk?
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Bella: Eh? A toy? *confused look*
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Cowtails: 'haha....' Yes...and No.
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Private: My lunacorn caused this whole thing to happen...
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Kowalski: *sighs* Is it a food?
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Bella: Your lunacorn???
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Cowtails: 'I'm enjoying this too much..' Yes. And no.
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Private: It's..complicated...
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Kowalski: *starting to get annoyed* Can it fly?
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Bella: *sighs* Obviously
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Cowtails: *smiles* Yes.................................................................................................and no.
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Private: What's that supposed to mean?
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Kowalski: GRR.... You got to give me something!
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Bella: It means it must be complicated since you won't even talk about it!
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SP: *glaring at a Private plushie* If only looks could kill.....
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Private: Well maybe I don't want to talk about it!!!!
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Cowtails: *giggles* But it was funny!!
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Bella: Ugh fine.... *goes downstairs* Um.... SP?

SP: *still glaring at the Private plush*
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Private: Oh no...NOW SHE'S GONNA TALK TO SP!!
Skipper: This can be a good thing!!
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Cowtails: *sighs* *goes over to a table and sits in the desk chair* *spins* Hey! This thing spins!! WWWEEEEEE!!!!!
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Bella: Can I ask why you are glaring at a plush?
SP: *looks at Bella* ..........
Bella: You can not be mad at Private forever!
SP: WATCH ME!
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Kowalski: *laughs*
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Private: *sad face* See? She hates me Skippah....
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Cowtails: *goes flying off the chair* AAAHHH!! *crashes* That was awesome!
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Bella: UGH! *walks upstairs* I Never thought SP would be that mad......
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SP: *picks up Private plushie* 'I hate you' *throws plushie across the room*
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Kowalski: *chuckles*
Cowtails: Ugh..now I'm bored again...*gets notebook and starts drawing*
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SP: *goes upstairs and leaves HQ*
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Cowtails: *finishes drawing of Kowalski smiling cutely*
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Private: Why does she have to be dramatic like that? *annoyed*
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Cowtails: *starts giggling wildly at the picture*
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Bella: What do mean Dramatic?
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Kowalski: ?? *walks over*
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Private: She's being a drama queen! Yelling and making a big deal of leaving the HQ!!
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Cowtails: Oh hey Kowalski....*hides notebook*
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Bella: ...........................
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Kowalski: *pouts* AW, why can't I see?
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Private: Don't look at me like that!!
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Cowtails: Um....no reason....
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Bella: UGHHHHH!!!! *stomps away*
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Kowalski: *sighs*
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Skipper: Bella wait! *follows Bella*
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Cowtails: If you really wanna see...*shows him the notebook*
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Bella: WHAT?!
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Kowalski: You were hiding a picture of me from me?
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Skipper: Well geez...
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Cowtails: Um...yes?

Private: *imagines her singing penguin instead of song* *sobs* SP!!
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Cowtails: Um..truth or dare??
Kowalski: Sure.
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SP: *smiles and begins going back to HQ*
Sometimes I feel like you've known me forever
You always know how to make me feel better
Because of you we are much closer than we used to be
You're my escape when I'm stuck in a small town
You turn up whenever I feel down
you let me know like no one else
That it's ok to be myself
Private: Oh no....I feel like I can really hear it !!! I'm going mad!!*sobs*
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Cowtails: Okay. *smirks* I warn you, I'm good at this game...truth or dare..?
Kowalski: Um... Dare...
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SP: You'll never know what it means to me
that I'm not alone
That I'll never have to be
My life, My life, My life, My life. *enters HQ* This penguin saved me life....
Private: AH! I CAN REALLY HEAR IT!! *sobbing and running around like crazy*
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Cowtails: *chuckles evilly* I dare you to.... uh...man, there's nothing good in here....lick the floor.
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SP: Why are you running around?
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Kowalski: *stares at Cowtails in shock* WHATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Private: I can't stop hearing her!! AAHHH!!
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Cowtails: You heard me. Lick the floor. *giggles*
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SP: *huffs* Fine then...*stomps downstairs*
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Kowalski: NO NO! YOU HAVE GONE NUTS!
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Private: Oh...that really was her.. SP! Wait!
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Cowtails: Ugh you're no fun!! Fine...my turn.
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SP: *sits on bed and puts in earplugs, connected to Ipod* There’s a lot of talk about me,
People lining up to meet me.
I’m on a verge of celebrity,
So what you think about that?

I’ve got friends in high places,
Louis Vuitton suitcases,
Look at all their pretty faces
So what you think about that?
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Kowalski: Whew! 'Knowing her, she'll probably pick dare! Or maybe truth... Um... STOP THINKING!!!'
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Private: *sad face* *listens quietly*
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Cowtails: I pick....dare.
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SP: So why do I feel like it’s all just a show?

You make me wanna shut it all down,
Throw it all away,
Cause I’m nothing if I don’t have you.

What’s the point of being on top,
All the money in the world,
If I can’t blow it all on on you.
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Kowalski: Knew it! I dare you to Sing 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' with the actions.
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Private: *is about to cry 'cause the song is getting to him*
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Cowtails: *groans* AW Man!! *does the actions* I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout just tip me over and pour me out. THERE! That was embarrassing..*blush*
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SP: So, send the cars back,
Put the house on the market,
And my big dreams too.

Because it’s all so clear,
Now without you here,
I’m the loser of the year.

I’m at a party in a mansion
There’s a lot of high fashion,
And I’m cooler than I’ve ever been
So what you think about that?
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Kowalski: HAHA!!!
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Private: *listens, getting happier*
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Cowtails: Not cool...alright, your turn. Truth or dare?
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SP: I’m livin’ life in a fast lane I’ve got fridge full of champagne,
And I’m hanging out with Lil’ Wayne.
So what you think about that?

So why do I feel like it’s all just a show?

You make me wanna shut it all down,
Throw it all away,
Cause I’m nothing if I don’t have you.

What’s the point of being on top,
All the money in the world,
If I can’t blow it all on you.
So, send the cars back,
Put the house on the market,
And my big dreams too.

Because it’s all so clear,
That without you here,
I’m the loser of the year.
I’m the loser of the year.
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Kowalski: Truth.
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Private: *smiles a little*
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Cowtails: Umm...when did you first start actually "liking" me?
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SP: I can try real hard,
I can try to pretend,
That all these dreams make any sense
Without you.
But that just ain’t true

I thought these things would make me forget
About you and me
But you’re stuck in my head
I’m a loser,
If I lose her.

You make me wanna shut it all down,
Throw it all away,
Cause I’m nothing if I don’t have you.

What’s the point of being on top,
All the money in the world,
If I can’t blow it all on you.

You make me wanna shut it all down,
Throw it all away,
'cause I'm nothing if I don’t have you.

So, send the cars back,
Put the house on the market,
And my big dreams too.

Because it’s all so clear,

SP: That I need you near,
And it’s all so clear,
Now without you here,
I’m the loser of the year.

Loser of the year.
I’m the loser of the year.
Loser of the year.
*changes song on Ipod* Wrap me in a bolt of lightning
Send me on my way still smiling
Maybe that's the way I should go,
Straight into the mouth of the unknown
I left the spare key on the table
Never really thought I'd be able to say
I merely visit on the weekends
I lost my whole life and a dear friend

I've said it so many times
I would change my ways
No, never mind
God knows I've tried
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Kowalski: Um.... 'What do I do? Tell her that I was jealous of her and Skipper?'
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Private: *starts crying again* I can't take it! SP!!
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Cowtails: *reads his thoughts* *giggles* so that's why you always acted funny after I started dating Skipper..that's sweeet!! Now...my turn!! I pick truth!
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SP: *doesn't hear cause of ear plugs* Call me a sinner, call me a saint
Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same
Call me your favorite, call me the worst
Tell me it's over I don't want you to hurt
It's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my way

I finally put it all together,
But nothing really lasts forever
I had to make a choice that was not mine,
I had to say goodbye for the last time
I kept my whole life in suitcase,
Never really stayed in one place
Maybe that's the way it should be,
You know I live my life like a gypsy

I've said it so many times
I would change my ways
No, never mind
God knows I've tried
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Kowalski: If you woke up one day and noticed that you were invisible, what would be the first thing that you would like to do?
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Private: SP...*sobs*
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Cowtails: *chuckles* SCARE PEOPLE!!
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SP: Call me a sinner, call me a saint Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same
Call me your favorite, call me the worst
Tell me it's over I don't want you to hurt
It's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my way

I'll always keep you inside, you healed my
Heart and my life... And you know I try.


Call me a sinner, call me a saint
Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same
Call me your favorite, call me the worst
Tell me it's over I don't want you to hurt
It's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my way
So, I'll be on my way
So, I'll be on my way
*shoves head into pillow* I don't want you to hurt......
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Kowalski: Of course you would... *laughs*
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Private: *comes in* I don't want you to hurt....SP...*sniff*
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Cowtails: *sits down against a wall across from Kowalski* Your turn...*stomach growls loudly* *wince* Truth or dare?
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SP: *thought she heard Private's voice in her mind so she stays in the position*
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Kowalski: NO. DARE.
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Private: SP? *hops onto the bed next to her* Um..hello??
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Cowtails: *stomach growls again* UGH!! *bangs head backwards against the wall repeatedly*
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SP: 'No No.... You are in my mind.. Get out of it!'
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Kowalski: *tries to break open door again* OPEN!!
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Private: *shakes SP* SP!!
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Cowtails: No...use...we're gonna die of starvation...*sigh* I'm bored again....*draws in notebook* *draws a picture of her and Kowalski hugging*
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SP: Ugh..... Please... I'm tired....
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Kowalski: NEED FOOOOOD!!!! *faints*
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Private: SP please listen!! I still love you!! I didn't want to break up!!
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Cowtails: KOwalski!! *crawls over* *shakes him* Wake up!
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SP: Meh.... UGH... *not really listening*
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Kowalski: *doesn't respond*
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Cowtails: Dear lord please tell me your just passed out!! WAKE UP!! *gives up* *groans in pain* stomach...gah! *faints*
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Private: SP!!
SP: *sits up annoyed* WHAT?!
Private: Please listen..I nevah should've yelled..or fought with you...I regret breaking up because I still love you SP!!
SP: *fuzzy vision* *raises one eyebrow*
Private: Please believe me SP...
SP: *continues to stare*
Private: *starts crying* I'm sorry...
SP: ............. Why...? *passes out*

Private: SP!! Wake up!! *cries* Please!!
SP: Meh...... *mutters in sleep* The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah

I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills my mind
I somehow find
You and I collide
Private: *smiles slightly*
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Cowtails: *wakes up* Gah...we've been in here for two freaking days! Kowalski!! Wake up!! *shakes him*
Kowalski: Food...Need...
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SP: *sleepily grabs Private and cuddles him*
Private: *smiles*
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Cowtails: So do I...Kowalski my stomach..gah! *faints* *soon slips into a coma*

SP: *mutters, Shadup Lily...You don't know Private like I do...*
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Kowalski: *faints again*
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Private: *smiles*
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Cowtails: *coma*
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Maurice: *comes in* Hey guys, Julien wants- why is all that stuff in front of Kowalski's lab? *moves stuff out of the way* Eh, it's locked. *leaves*
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SP:*wakes up* There's something wrong...... *teleports in front of the lab* *unlocks it and shoves it open* OH MY MYSTIC!
Cowtails: *still coma*
Private: What is i- OH MY GOSH!! KOWALSKI!!
SP: WE GOT TO GET THESE TWO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!! You get Cowtails I'll get Kowalski! *grabs Kowalski and teleports to the hospital*
Private: *picks Cowtails up and runs to get where SP is* What do we do?!
SP: WE NEED A DOCTOR RIGHT THIS MINUTE!
Doc: What the heck is wrong with these two?! *gets nurses to put them in a room together*
SP: I believe they are in a coma!
Doc: Yes but why?!
Private: Well...um..*embarrassed*
SP: All we know is that we found them in the lab passed out.. 'it's weird that they looked... Thin....' I think it's because they weren't eating. There was no food they could eat.
Doc: Well that was stupid! Who was responsible for it!!
Private: That would be Skippah, sir...
SP: I'm gonna KILL THAT PENGUIN!
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Cowtails: *opens eyes slightly* *sees Kowalski in a bed nearby* *vision goes black*
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Private: *nods* We promise sir, it won't happen again..
SP: 'Because I'm chaining him to the table for a month!'
Private; Well...when can we go in??
Doc: They're both in comas! Who knows if they'll be able to take in even food through a tube in time?
SP: Ok if we can't go in.. Can I at least know if my sister came here?
Doc: Oh yes, she's in that room right there. *points*
Private: *goes in*
SP: *runs in* HOW MANY FLIPPING DAYS HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE?!
Bella: Ugggh I think MORE THAN DAYS.
Skipper: We've been in here for two days, Bella.
Bella: What the what?
SP: *glares at SKipper* URG! If only looks could kill....
Skipper: ??? What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Private: *shocked* You reallly don't know?!
SP: KOWALSKI AND COWTAILS ARE IN A COMA BECAUSE OF YOU!!!! *huffs*
Skipper: WHAT?! How is that possible?!
SP: How?! They were locked in the lab;No food;No water!
Skipper: Oh....oops?
Private: THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?! OOPS?!
SP: MAN YOU'RE SO STUPID!
Bella: *shakes head* *sighs* Thats just cruel Skipper....
Skipper: I didn't know!! I didn't mean to!
Private: Well, now the Doc says if they don't come out of the coma enough to take in food through a tube, THEY'LL DIE!!!
SP: *death glares*
Skipper: *guilty look*
Private: When they- IF they wake up, you're going to apologize.
Skipper: I'm your commanding officer! You don't tell me what to-
Private: *death glares*
Skipper: Fine...
SP: *walks over to Bella* So did they get it out?
Bella: I think... I don't feel so stressful anymore.....
Doc: *comes in* Well, we finally got it able to breathe and stuff on its own...*hands the baby to Bella*
Skipper: *sweating and breathing heavy* *faints*
Private: I think Skippah's a bit nervous..
Bella:
Private: *tries to peek* Is it a boy? Is it a girl? What's it's name? can I see?
SP: She hasn't named it yet silly...
Private: *peeks and faints*
Bella: Oh... It's a girl.....
SP: Why'd Private faint? *kicks Skipper* WAKE UP YOU MORON!
Private: *wakes up* Oh dear...too innocent...
Skipper: I'M UP I'M UP!
SP: Lets just hope she won't grow up to be a ninja.....
Private: *shrugs* Skippah's daughtah....I know for a fact he's going to at least train her a little...
SP: AHHHH!!!
Private: What?!
SP: I don't need another ninja! *sighs*
Doc: *comes in* Well as long as you're all here...your friends have just been fed *wince* through a tube, so, there's small chance of them dying. they're both unconscious, but they'll be fine.
Private: How long do they have to stay here?
Doc: Uh...we're not sure. At least twoo weeks, could be longer.
Private: *faints again*
SP: oh boy....
Bella: Well I happen to be naming her Ninja. *smirk*
SP: *faints*
Skipper: *smirk* And that's why I love Bella.
Bella: You love me, because I can make my sister faint?
Skipper: Nope. because you're you!! _
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Cowtails: *is still unconscious, but dreaming about Kowalski*
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Bella: *smiles*
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Kowalski: *opens eyes slowly* *groan*
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Skipper: *smiles also*
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Cowtails: *uses mind to talk in Kowalski's mind* *says,Kowalski! Are you awake?! I can hear everything, everything the doctors have been saying, BUT I CAN'T WAKE UP!!*
Kowalski: 'Yes... But for some reason I don't feel as hungry as before....'
Cowtails: *says, That's because they fed us through a tube once we were out of a coma...I heard the doctor say that we'd have to be in this place for two weeks, at the LEAST. That sucks, since the bad thing here, is I CANNOT WAKE UP!*
Kowalski: *opens beak to scream but no sound comes out* 'I think I'm too weak to scream..... Anyway, AHHHH!!!!!! I can't stay here for two weeks!! I HAVE A LIFE!'
Cowtails: *says,Yeah. at the HQ. Which can wait. I have a life too!!*
Doc: *comes in * Ah, you're awake. Oh, well except her. But, you know, you will have to stay here, for...*checks clipboard* two and a half weeks. Tell us if she wakes up, okay? *leaves*
Kowalski: Dang it.
Cowtails: *Hey, at least they didn't put us in two separate rooms...* *blushes in sleep*
Kowalski: 'Right. I WOULD DIE!'
Cowtails: *No you wouldn't. But speaking of dying, I think I might...the nurses were saying something was different in my body that I couldn't exactly understand..but it didn't sound good.*

Kowalski: 'YOU CANNOT DIE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!'
Cowtails: *If I had a choice I wouldn't die!! But they said something like "She's been through so much stuff...some kind of chemical is in her that suddenly was sparked when I almost starved to death...it only affects humans like that..and when they said the name...Kowalski, that chemical was in Jiggles! When Jiggles ate me, when I was inside him, that's how the chemical got in me!*
Kowalski: 'GRR! I'm sorry... Jiggles should've never been re-created...'
Cowtails: *It's not your fault! But I swear, I'm trying SO hard to wake up...but I bet I'm not even moving. Watch* *finger twitches* *Did I move at all?*
Kowalski: 'Your finger twitched..'
Cowtails: *ReallY?! Yay!!*
Kowalski: *smile*
Cowtails: *hang on....* *body moves a little bit* *opens eyes* *small gasp* I'm awa-e!! ??? I- aw--e...*voice sounds scratchy and squeaky*
Kowalski: *quiet chuckle*
Cowtails: *says,Okay, so I can't really talk...oh well. I'm awake!!* *weak smile since she's still pretty weak*
Kowalski: Hey doctor! Why is my voice so... Oh... Must my voice must be quiet from all that screaming....
Cowtails: *Uh, duh!* *sigh*
Nurse: *comes in* Doc said to come in this room..*holds up a needle* Both of you need to get this. You'll still be very weak, but this helps you get the nutrients.
Cowtails: C-can't we get food instead??
Nurse: Well, you can't exactly chew food yet, so would you rather be fed through a tube?
Cowtails: N-no...*disgusted face*
Nurse: Then you'll need this shot.. *gives Kowalski the shot and comes over to her* *gives her the shot*
Cowtails: *whimpers* Owie....
Nurse: *leaves*
Cowtails: *sigh* *turns on the TV* *episode where Kowalski dances comes on* *smirks*
Kowalski: Oh no....
SP: *runs in without Doctor's permission* YOU GUYS ARE AWAKE!!!!
Cowtails: Yeah...*says weakly* *doesn't look away from the TV*
(on screen)
Kowalski: No such thing..as psychic..powers...
Chicken: Baaaaaaalk....*narrows eyes*
Kowalski: Diiiid anybody else just see that?
SP: *looks at TV and giggles*
Cowtails: I love this episode....*giggles*
(on screen)
Kowalski: Pfft! Anyone can pick from a given set of options!
Private: Isn't that what you do?
Kowalski: I DO IT WITH SCIENCE!!
SP: Me too.... *giggles*
Cowtails: Especially when Kowalski dances. *laughs*
(on screen)
Kowalski: This one goes out to all the fine chicken ladies.
Hen: Kowalski? what?
Kowalski: Put down that chicken feed, 'cause I got what you need, the Kowalski!
SP: *laughs really hard* OMG!!!! HAHAHA!!!!
(on screen)
Hen: Um, what are you doing?
Kowalski: La'more...
Hen: That's idiotic!!
Kowalski: Tell it to the swagger end, baby! *slaps butt*
(reality)
Cowtails: *uses mind to tell Kowalski this so SP can't hear* *says,Well that was sexy.* *smirks at Kowalski*
Kowalski: *blush*
SP: *still watching TV* HAHAHA!! No wonder all the fangirls love you Kowalski!
Cowtails: Every fangirl probably fainted when they saw this...*giggles*
(on screen)
Kowalski: Darling I'mma start a scandal 'cause you know that you can't handle the Kowalski.
Hen: no! I'm above this! The brain is stronger than desire.
Kowalski: Ain't nothing stronger than desire! Cerebral poultry sista, Put you on my sultry list-a, the Kowalski. MMM sing it with me now!!
SP: And then Alice ruined his smexy dancing!
Cowtails: *growls* I know right...I coulda watched that forever...*smirks*
Kowalski: *blushes again*
Cowtails: What's the matter Kowalski??? WHy are you blushing?? *giggles*
Kowalski: *covers face* noreason!
Cowtails: *Says,"You're cute when you blush..."* *just trying to embarrass Kowalski more*
Kowalski: *blushes even harder*
Cowtails: *giggles quietly* SP!! *whispers* I'm embarrassing Kowalski...it's SO fun...*says,Why are you hiding that gorgeous face?* XD
SP: *Giggles*
Kowalski: *blushes some more*
Cowtails: *Come on, show me those beautiful eyes!* *giggles*
Kowalski: Nu-uh! *acting like a kid who doesn't want to give away his toy*
Cowtails: *starts telling him a little more "adult" things* *smirks*
Kowalski: *uncovers face* STOP IT! *big blush on his face*
Cowtails: *smirks and continues*
Kowalski: ST- *falls out of the bed* OWW....
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Bella: Is Private awake yet..? *looks over bed*
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Cowtails: oops..
Doc: *comes in and helps Kowalski back on the bed* *sighs and leaves*
Cowtails: Ooopsie?? *innocent face*
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Skipper: Nope. *slaps Private*
Private: Gahk!!!!
Skipper: he is now!!
Bella: So Private, did you and my sis make up yet?
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Kowalski: Now look who is being cute!
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Private: Well..yes..*blush*
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Cowtails: I'm not being cute!
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Bella: Wha? How?
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Kowalski: You're right... You're beautiful.
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Private: Long story...long embarrassing story....
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Cowtails: *blushes*
Kowalski: You even have a beautiful voice- Ohh ho... No look who's blushing!
SP: *runs into Bella's room* They are awake now!
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Cowtails: *blushing* 'Dang it.....he's gonna do the same...'
SP: *pushes Skipper in the other room* NOW GO SAY YOU'RE SORRY MISTER! A REAL APOLOGY!
Skipper: Ugh...guys I'm sorry about leaving you in the room....Why is Cowtails really red?
Cowtails: *hiding face from Kowalski*
Kowalski: *smirk* lets say she had a blush overload. *laughs*
Skipper: Okaaay....*leaves*
Cowtails: Not cool!! *says, At least he stopped way before I did....* 'Wait..did I just say that in his mind instead of mine??'
Kowalski: *playful smirk*
Cowtails: *chuckles nervously*
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Bella: WHEN CAN I LEAVE! SP get the doctor...
SP: Ok. DOCTOR!!!!!!! MY SIS WANTS TO LEAVE!!!!!
Doc: Ugh..yes you can leave. Please do...
Private: Geez..rude..
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Cowtails: *nervous chuckle* *says,He's gonna do it. Why did I ever say that stuff? Wait...I DID IT AGAIN! Say stuff in your own mind, Cowtails!*
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SP: LETS GO! *teleports... TO THE WRONG PLACE *
Bella: *gets off bed* Ok.. *still holding Ninja*
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Kowalski: *begins talking about what Cowtails was saying before*
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Private: *sigh* And there she goes teleporting again...
Skipper: *helps bella get back to the HQ*
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Cowtails: *blushing again* Kowalski!!

SP: *lands* NOT YOU! AGAIN!
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Bella: I'm not a old lady! I can walk!
Skipper: Yes but you just had a baby...*smirks*
Private: *rolls eyes* hey..where's SP? I thought she teleported here???
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Cowtails: *covers ears* Nope can't hear you so I can't blush lalalalala!!
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Bella: That does NOT mean I can't walk!
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Blue:You're the one that teleported here! *smirks*
SP: AHHH!!!! *gets knocked out*
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Kowalski: *groan*
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Private: HELLO?! Missing SP!!!
Skipper: Again?
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Cowtails: *stops* *Please don't...please don't...he called me beautiful...then he said my voice was beautiful...why the heck does he wanna make me blush so much?* *doesn't realize that she still talking in Kowalski's mind*
Kowalski: Cause you made me blush!
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SP: *opens eyes* I CAN'T SEE A BLASTED THING!
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Bella: *notices the TV turned on* Ummm guys?
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Blue: *is wearing black cloak* *uses a sinister voice* Greetings...
Skipper: Ah great...didn't Kowalski kill Stone?
Private: I don't think it's Stone this time Skippah...
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Cowtails: Heheh...*Says,let's just hope he stops there...*
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Blue: I have something  that... belongs to you. *points at Private when he said you*
SPMe: *in background* OH SHUT UP!
Blue:*annoyed*
Private: I knew it!! How did you get her?! Who are you?!
Blue: Get her...? NO No. She came to me!
SP: *mouth drops*
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Kowalski: *continues*
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Private: *face drops* Wh-what??
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Cowtails: Kowalski!!! *hides face* Not cool!! I'm not beautiful!
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Blue: *smirks* *moves out of the way to show SP strapped to a wall*
SP: YOU LIAR! I accidentally came here!
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Kowalski: Yeah you are!
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Private: *watching totally shocked*
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Cowtails: No I'm not...
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Blue: *presses the button to end*
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Kowalski: *sing song voice* YESSS YOUUU AREEE!!!!!
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Private: *mad face* SKIPPAH TURN THAT TV ON RIGHT NOW!
Skipper: Okay okay..*turns it on*
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Cowtails: *annoyed face* No. I'm. Not.
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SP: You're a monster!
Blue: I can make electricity purse through you with JUST this button...
SP: O.O
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Kowalski: Fine... I won't call you beautiful... For now.
Doc: *rushes in* WE NEED THAT BED! EMERGENCY! *moves Kowalski onto Cowtails' bed and moves all the equipment attached to him as well* You two can share, right?  Thanks! *takes the other bed and leaves*
Cowtails: *is now shoulder to shoulder with Kowalski* Are. you. kidding?! *crosses arms and pouts*
Kowalski: Heh.... *tries to lighten the mood* Remember when we got stuck together like magnets?
Cowtails: *chuckles a little* Yeah...that was embarrassing..
Kowalski: Yeah...*laughs*
Cowtails: *rests head on Kowalski's shoulder and sighs* I don't like the hospital....
Kowalski: Nobody likes the hospital.... *sighs*
Cowtails: *finds a random notebook and pencil out of nowhere* *writes something down so no one else hears and hands it to kowalski* *turns on the TV waiting for him to answer*
Note:Here's something I don't understand...I have two kids...one of them is yours...SP has a kid, and it's Private's...Bella has a kid, and it's Skipper's...so why aren't we all married? (Now originally they story was going to end with everyone getting married! BUT I want to expand it for you guys.)
Kowalski: Huh.. Good question..
Cowtails: Yeah....I was just wondering that...I've wondered that ever since I had Dallas..
Kowalski: Maybe when we get out of this hell hole.
Cowtails: *confused face* What are you saying?
Kowalski: I meant when we get out of this hell hole, we could MAYBE get um married. Just don't know if Skipper would like it if everyone got married.
Skipper: *somehow was about to walk in the room to see them* Correction. I was thinking about doing the same with Bella. So yes.
Cowtails:   *hugs Kowalski tight*
Kowalski: OOF! *smiles*
Skipper: Aw...it's sweet, yet...sickening. Goodbye lovebirds! *leaves*
Skipper: *goes home* *hides a ring behind his back* Bella...I have a question to ask...*winks at Private*
Private: *gasp*
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Cowtails: *giggles* *still has arms around Kowalski* *yawns and falls asleep*
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Bella: What is it?
Skipper: *shows the ring* Will you marry me??
Bella:   OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! YES! *runs around the HQ screaming* ALL MY DREAMS HAVE CAME TRUE! *runs back to Skipper* I think i'm done.... *squeals* Ok! Now I'm done!
Skipper: *puts ring on Bella's finger, laughing*
Private: AWWW!! *looks sad* *mutters,I wanted to propose to SP...*
Bella: *hears* Too bad we can't find SP..... *sigh* What if that mysterious person kills her? Wait- Nah.. My sis is way stronger than that....
Skipper: Of course she's stronger than that!!
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Cowtails: *squeezes Kowalski tighter* *talks in sleep* No you stupid hen...Kowalski is mine...I like his dancing better..
Kowalski: *chuckles*

Private: Wait...I think I know who took her! I think it's Blue!!
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Cowtails: No...let go of me you stupid armadillo...no...Kowalski!! Stop that you darned hen!! Let go!! Stop it!
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Bella: Obviously.. He always does... But he might have moved to a different hideout....
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Kowalski: *confused face then falls asleep*
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Private: Hmmm...where's the tracking device? *finds it and tracks SP* Got it!! Move out!
Skipper: That's my line!
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Cowtails: *appears in Kowalski's dream as a cartoon version of her* *looks left and right, then forward* *waves hi*
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Bella: If you haven't noticed.. SP has said that before and you said nothing....
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Kowalski: *grunts confusedly in sleep*
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Skipper: Right..*follows Private*
Private: Blue?! Where are you, YOU FIEND!!!!
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Cowtails: *in the dream* Kowalski! You're dreaming! And I'm in it! Just like I did to SP a long time ago! COOL!!!
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Blue: Looking for your GF eh? Well hate to break it to-
SP: *behind Blue* *whacks Blue in the head with a frying pan*
Blue: *gets knocked out*
SP: Don't. Mess. With. Me.
Private: SP! *hugs* When we get back to the HQ I've got to- uh..show you something...
Skipper: *winks at SP like he knows*
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Cowtails: *still in dream* Hey...hey! *runs around* I can't get out! I can't leave your mind! *bangs on what would be the screen like he's watching a TV* HEY!! (XD XD I laughed so hard at this!)
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SP: ??? OK THEN! *teleports to HQ*
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Kowalski: *wakes up* HUH WHAT?
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Private: *follows quickly with Skipper, and gets a ring on the way*
Skipper: *smirks*
Private: SP...i've got to ask you a question...
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Cowtails: Get me out of here!! *runs around* *gasp* Whoa..I can see everything you think about up here!! *walks around among all the inventions and giant equations and pictures of her* Just...don't think of anything scary, okay?
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SP: Ok.. *shrugs*
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Kowalski: I'll try.... *taps flippers together nervously*
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Private: *sigh* Will you marry me?? *shows the ring*
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Cowtails: *sees a dinosaur coming* Really Kowalski?! *looks back at the dino* AAAAHHH! *runs away* *gets chased by the dino*
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SP: O.O *thinks, Did I really get this far?* YES!
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Kowalski: Whoops?
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Private: *giggles and puts the ring on SP's finger* *hugs*  
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Cowtails: *acting like a TV show that would be hilarious to watch* JUST IMAGINE IT DISAPPEARING!!!
Dino: *picks her up in it's tiny arms*
Cowtails: AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SP: I never thought I would marry a penguin... *giggles*
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Kowalski: I'm trying!!
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Private: *giggles* But I'm happy you are!!!
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Cowtails: *screams*
Dino: *disappears*
Cowtails: phew...*sees a bunch of zombies* ARE YOU KIDDING ME KOWALSKI?! YOUR MIND WAS FILLED WITH INVENTIONS AND MATH!! IT WAS HEAVEN UNTIL I SAID THE WORDS"SCARY STUFF"!!!! *runs*
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SP: Of course I'm happy! *jumps up and gets stuck on the top* OK WHO PUT GLUE HERE?!
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Kowalski: SORRY! *tries to think of something else*
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Skipper: Rico....?
Private: Skippah!!! *tries to pull SP down*
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Cowtails: YOU THOUGHT OF A CORNER?! *gets cornered by zombies* Heheh...
zombie: *lunges for her*
Cowtails: *dodges hundreds of zombies before they pile on top of her* AAAHAHHHHHHHH!!
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SP: HELP!!!!!!
Rico: Heh....
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Kowalski: EEP! *thinks harder*
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Private: *pulls harder* I can't do it!!
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Cowtails: *is suddenly standing onstage infront of a giant crowd of guys wearing a revealing outfit* *grumpy face* Really?! *notices crowd* ooh hello cutie...
Kowalski: *thinks of something else angrily*
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SP: I'm gonna die!!!!
Private: You're not gonna die!! We'll get you down! Rico! Glue removah!!
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Cowtails: *is now surrounded by inventions and equations* *squeal* I'M IN HEAVEN! *runs around looking at everything*
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Rico: WGMAGA! (translation, Private, there's no such thing as that!)
Tux: *waddles in* *lifts SP off the top somehow, to the ground with his dark magic* (Mages use their eyes for magic BECAUSE SCREW LOGIC)
SP:  O.O Oh... Thanks Tux....
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Kowalski: Much better... *falls asleep again*
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Private: There is such thing as glue removah!!!
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Cowtails: *hears creepy music* What the- *looks around and walks toward the sound* Wow...he's got pictures and memories of me everywhere...*reaches the place where the creepy music is coming from* *reads the sign* Nightmare zone? Pfft, nice joke Kowalski. *opens door and everything goes black* *gulps* Uh oh...
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Rico: *mocks Private in his gibberish voice*
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Kowalski: *still sleeping*
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Private: *annoyed face* Just shut up Rico!!
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Cowtails: *walks around in total darkness* Uhm... *hears a whooshing noise behind her* *turns around* *hears it again* Uh...Kowalski? This is your dream...and I'm in it...you might wanna stop having a nightmare!! *nightmare switches to her being in an old creaky house* *gulp*
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Rico: *mocks Private AGAIN*
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Kowalski: *moves a little in sleep* Meh.....
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Private: *growls* Why are you in such a mood?!
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Cowtails: *walks up the creaky stairs* Um..Kowalski? *hears footsteps running down the hallway but sees nothing* *turns around and sees a black entity with red eyes in the corner* *screams bloody murder*
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Rico: *shrugs with smile*
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Kowalski: *wakes up* Huh? Meh. *goes back to sleep*

Private: *annoyed face* Geez...
Skipper: *laughing*
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Cowtails: *sees the entity moving closer* *screams* KOWALSKI KOWALSKI PLEASE WAKE UP DREAM ME OUT OF THIS PLACE AHHHHHHH!!!!! *gets tackled by the thing* Don't look into the eyes...they'll kill you...*shuts eyes tight* KOWALSKI!!!
Kowalski: *jumps up awake* I'M UP!
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SP: *holds back laughs*
Private: Oh of course you're all laughing! *starts laughing himself*
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Cowtails: GOOD! NOW THINK ME OUT OF HERE!!! *screams* *peeks at the eyes* *now can't look away* *screams louder than ever* NOOOWW!!!
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SP: *rolls on floor laughing* HAHAHA!!!!
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Kowalski: OKAY OKAY OKAY! *struggles to think Cowtails out*
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Private: Yeah...that is enough laughing...
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Cowtails: *is suddenly in a bean bag in comfy pajamas with an ice cream cone*   *claps like a child* *licks the ice cream*
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SP: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *faints*
Private: *rolls eyes and takes SP to her bed*
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Cowtails: Ice cream! And math!! and SCIENCE! Did this become my dream? What did you think of? "Whatever Cowtails wants"? *suddenly One Direction appears* Ugh...*1D disappears and Colton Dixon appears* *fangirl squeal*
Colton: *kisses her*
Cowtails:  
Kowalski: *goes back to sleep*
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SP: *sleep talk*  No No No NO NO..... First of all blue, Private Isn't lame.. YOU'RE LAME!
Private: *chuckles*
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Cowtails: Ah geez...*Austin Moon and Dez from austin and ally appear and start hugging her with Colton* OMG!! I'm-wait..there's one guy missing...*Gabe from Good Luck Charlie appears and joins* Okay now I'm in heaven.....*gets kissed by every one of them*  
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SP: I got my eye on you stupid Blue.... ZZZ...... Oh no.. NOT LILY AGAIN! FOR THE LAST TIME.... Private is MY boyfriend! NOT YOURS! NOW GET A LIFE!!!! *wakes up* *doesn't notice Private* The nerve of Lily trying to steal my boyfriend! *huffs*
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Kowalski: AGHHHH!!!!! *smacks his head*
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Private: Who's Lily???
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Cowtails: *all the hot guys disappear* Aw man....*pouts* It was Colton Dixon!!! THE HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH!!!
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SP: My friend...  Who wants to... Wait...  O.O you heard that?!
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Kowalski: I don't really care! GGGRR!!! *covers head* NOW PLEASE GET OUT OF MY MIND! I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!
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Private: *giggles* Yep.
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Cowtails: *gets shaken like an earthquake* *falls over* I can't!! PLease calm down!! Just relax and nothing bad will happen!!
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SP: How embarrassing....
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Kowalski: CALM DOWN?! YOU LET GUYS KISS YOU! HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!
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Private: Not really...I like how you defended me. and called Blue lame...*giggles*
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Cowtails: *scoots away into the corner* Don't hurt me!! *gets scared*
Kowalski: *slowly calms down* ... ...*deep breaths*
Cowtails: You're kind of scary when you yell like that....*slowly stands up*
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SP: *sighs* I'm bored....
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Kowalski: Sorry...
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Private: Bored? Oh dear...
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Cowtails: Let me try...um....*tries to get out of Kowalski's mind* *wakes up* Hey!! It worked! Finally, you were scaring me...*turns away from Kowalski and stares at the wall*
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SP: Yep! *tackles Private and tickles him*  TICKLE TIME!
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Kowalski: I'm really sorry... I never had someone in my mind before you know......
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Private: AAAHHH!! NOO!! *laughs*
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Cowtails: I've never BEEN in someone's mind like that before....it kind of scared me...and then you were freaking and it was more scary...
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SP: YES!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!
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Kowalski: *sighs* I wasn't trying to scare you...
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Private: NNOOOOOO!! STOP IT!! *laughs uncontrollably*
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Cowtails: I know...but you did....*turns back to Kowalski* I wanna get out of this place...I don't exactly think we're as weak as they think we are..
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SP: Never!!!!!! *awhile later* Ugh... I'm tired.. *sits on floor* Too tired to tickle.....
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Kowalski: Me too... *gets off bed and walks around to see if he will fall down*
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Private: *smirks and tackles SP* MY TURN!! *tickles her*
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Cowtails: *does the same*
Doc: *walks in* WHOA! Obviously, you're much stronger than we thought....well, that shaves off a LOT of your time in the hospital.
Cowtails: How much time??
Doc: All of it. Let me run a few tests and then you're free to go!
Cowtails: YIPPEE!!
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SP: NOOOO!!!!!! *laughs*
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Kowalski: YES! This place is awful... and boring....
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Private: NOW I HAVE THE POWAH!!
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(after a while)
Cowtails: Finally! *runs home without Kowalski*
Skipper: 'I hope Kowalski's gonna finally ask her that question..'
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SP: Oh really? *giggles wildly*
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Kowalski: *walks the whole way back, of course getting a ring on the way* *walks in HQ nervously*
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Private: Yes!! *tickles SP mercilessly*
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Cowtails: *running around crazy* I'M FREE!!!
Skipper: *catches her before she face plants and stands her up* I think Kowalski needs to talk to you. *snickering at Kowalski's nervousness*
Cowtails: Okay...?
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SP: *teleports on the bed* Silly... I can teleport anytime I want to!
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Kowalski: *glares at Skipper then walks over to Cowtails* Umm.. Cowtails?
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Private: *pouts* No fair!!!
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Cowtails: Yeeeees???