Here We Go

SP: *smirk* i win!!!
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Kowalski: *takes out ring* Will you marry me?
SP: *runs upstairs* ?? 'Huh? Is Kowalski purposing to Cowtails?' *smirk* 'About time!'
Private: *runs upstairs* Awww!!
Cowtails: *squeals loudly* YES YES YES!!!  
Kowalski: *laughs and puts ring on Cowtails finger*
SP: WOO HOO!!! NOW WE ARE ALL GOING TO GET MARRIED!!!!
Cowtails: *cheers* YYAAAAAY!! There's nothing that could make me frown right now!!  
Private: Me eithah!!!
SP/Bella: *running around squealing*
Julien: *jumps in* HELLO NEIGHBORS!!
Cowtails: Except that...
Julien: So....why are all of the royal queens having rings on their fingers?? I did not give them rings!
SP: *frowns* *groans* JULIEN! YOU RUINED MY MOOD! Ugh.. Tux, get rid of Julien!
Tux: *waddles up to julien*
Julien: eh, who is this??
Private: MY SON!!
Julien: *laughs* That's ridiculous! Who would be stupidy enough to have your offspring?
Cowtails: *jaw drops*
Tux: *eyes glow red* *growls angrily* *teleports Julien into Joey's place*
Julien: *sees Joey cracking his knuckles* *gulp*
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Private: *tears are in his eyes*
Cowtails: Poor Private...that was just cruel...
SP: What did Julien mean by that? *slightly confused*
Cowtails: *whispers* That no one would want to have a kid with Private...that was a cruel insult! I swear I'm gonna go show him that Joey is a butterfly compared to me!! *stomps out to find Julien* Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah love, what is it?
Cowtails: I think I got it handled.
Joey: Alright. *tosses Julien over the habitat wall*
Cowtails: *grabs Julien by the neck* Now, if you ever-
Julien: You have a ring too my queen!! What is with these rings?!
Cowtails: I thought you liked SP!
Julien: I do.
Cowtails: YOU'RE SICKK!!
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SP: NOT COOL! *huffs*
Tux: *waddles over to Private and hugs*
Private: *picks up Tux and hugs him back* *sniff*
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Cowtails: *slapping Julien several times*
Julien: *thinks it's a game and tackles her*
Cowtails: GET OFF ME!! *rolls over so she's on top* *punches Julien*
Julien: You know you are very dominant for a woman *winks*
Cowtails: Wha-
Julien: *rolls them over again* But I am more so.
Cowtails; *talks in Kowalski's mind* *says,HELP ME!!* *starts trying to kick at Julien*
Kowalski: *runs out of HQ and tackles Julien* OFF HER YOU SICKO!
Cowtails: He won't listen to force!! Watch! *grabs Julien and throws him up against a wall*
Julien: *stumbles over to her* You know you are very being the sexy when you are mad...
Cowtails: *looks at Kowalski and gives him the "See?!" look*
SP: *had stormed out of the HQ* That's no way to deal with a moron. *gets out gun* *points gun at Julien* Step away from Cowtails and no one gets hurt!
Kowalski:  O.O
Julien: *gulp* *runs away*
Cowtails: Well that was easy...thanks SP!
SP: *puts gun away* No problem! I had to show that moron what happens when you ruin everyone's mood!
Cowtails: *giggles* He does ruin everyone's mood doesn't he?? Oh well....
SP: Yep.. *teleports back to HQ*
Cowtails: *follows SP* *can't stop smiling*
Private: WHy are you smiling so much??
Cowtails: *gives Private the "really?" look*
Private: Oh yeah....
SP: Silly Private... Thats why we are all happy! Now back to the mood!
SP/Bella: *go back to running around and screaming*
Cowtails: *goes in the lab*
Private: *rolls eyes, laughing*
Kowalski: *goes in the lab too*
Cowtails:  hey, I have an idea for a machine thingie...but I need help..hold *grunts as she holds up a heavy metal thing* this thing up while I get underneath and fix the wires together...?
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Private: SP I think that's enough running around!
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Kowalski: Oh sure! *runs over and holds up machine for Cowtails*
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SP: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cowtails: *bends into the machine and fixes the wires* Wait....aw dad gum does the red go with the yellow or the blue?? I forgot....*tries one and gets electrocuted* *jumps away* GAH!! RED GOES WITH BLUE, NOT YELLOW!!
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Private: I'll tickle you if you don't stop!! *smirks*
SP: NU-UH! CAUSE BELLA HASN'T STOPPED!
Bella: *still running*  
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Cowtails: Well now my hand hurts really bad...*pouts like a child*
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Skipper: I've got that covered...*tackles Bella and tickles her*
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Kowalski: What do you want me to do? *puts the machine down*
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Bella: *laughs* NOOO!!!!
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Cowtails: *small smile* Kiss it better?
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Private: SP...I'll tickle you!!!
SP: OH NOOO YOU WON'T!!!!
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Kowalski: *takes Cowtails hand and kisses it* Better?
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Private: I'll kiss you if you stop???
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Cowtails: Maybe...*smiles*
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SP: *stops* what is this? The romantic scene? Or just the get me to stop scene?
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Kowalski: Maybe?
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Private: *smiles* Romantic...*kisses SP*
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Cowtails: I might need another one..
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SP: *kisses back*
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Kowalski: Another kiss on your hand? *Rolls eyes, smiling*
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Private: *smiles in kiss*
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Cowtails: Not exactly...*smiles bigger*

SP: ^///^
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Kowalski: What exactly do you mean then? *playful smirk*
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Private: *becomes more "passionate"*
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Cowtails: Just kiss me. *kisses Kowalski*
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SP: *surprised* *blush*
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Kowalski: *kisses back, smiling in kiss*
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Private: *continues kissing*
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Cowtails: *blushing* >W<
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SP: ^///^
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Kowalski: *then he turns the kiss more passionate*
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Private: *pulls away to breathe* *smiles*
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Cowtails: *surprised* *blushing*
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SP: *giggles* That was unexpected... *laughs*
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Kowalski: *shyly continues kissing since he has NEVER EVER done that before*
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Private: But fun...*smiles before kissing SP AGAIN*
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Cowtails: *embarrassed* *pulls away and smiles* That was kinda...
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SP: ^///^
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Kowalski: Awesome? But of course, I AM KOWALSKI!
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Private: *continues becoming more "passionate"*
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Cowtails: *rolls eyes* Yes of course you are.
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SP: *blush*
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Kowalski: If I wasn't awesome.. I couldn't do this! *kisses Cowtails AGAIN*
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Private: *continues with a huge smile*
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Cowtails: *shocked but kisses back*
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SP: *blushes more*
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Kowalski: *passionate kiss*
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Private: *stops and smiles* SP??
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Cowtails: *blushing but happy*
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SP: What is it??
Private: I love you....
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Cowtails: *pulls away* *smiles*
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SP: I love you too.. *smiles*
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Kowalski: *sweet smile* I love you Cowtails..
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Private: *hugs SP*
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Cowtails: I love you too...*bear hug*
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SP: *hugs back with a big smile*
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Kowalski: *smiles*
Cowtails: *squeal* I can't think straight.... Too happy...
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Private: *big smile*
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Kowalski: *laughs*
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SP: I wonder if Skipper killed my sister with tickling...(And SP kills the mood)
Skipper: No...just made her pass out.
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Cowtails: *gasp* ANGEL!! DALLAS!! We forgot...oh da**!! *runs downstairs to where Angel and Dallas are no longer there* DA**IT!!! WHERE ARE THEY?!
Kowalski: AHHHHH!!! Wait.. Are all the kids missing again?!
SP: *runs downstairs* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Cowtails: ANGEL AND DALLAS ARE GONE!!
Skipper: Well...Bella has Ninja with her...and Tux is...*looks around* Over there.
Cowtails: AAAHAHH!!!
(on screen)
Kid: *holding Dallas and has Angel in the background* You have quite cute children, missy. When did this one get here?? It looks like him! *points at Kowalski*
Angel: *is tied up, but laughing because she's only six months old*
Dallas: *crying*
Kowalski: *growls* Give our kids back you jerk!
(on screen)
Kid: I don't think so...*snickers* *turns TV off*
Cowtails: *growls* IF I DON'T GET MY KIDS BACK!!!
Kowalski: We are going to get them back!
Cowtails: *pouts*
Kowalski: Why would he want the kids anyway?
Cowtails: *glares at the floor* Something I said..when I was with him...*suddenly looks nervous*
Kowalski: What did you say?
Cowtails: Uhm...nothing...
SP: JUST SAY IT! WE PROBABLY CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT UNTIL WE KNOW THE REASON!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowtails: FINE! I was starting to like him a little bit and when we were talking about the fact that I already had a kid and I was pregnant again, he started flirting and I told him...*looks down* That since I had kids, you know, it would make him easier to like if I knew he was good with kids...
Kowalski: Oh.
Cowtails: We've gotta find where they are and let me kick Kid in the batteries!!
Kowalski: Get the tracker device!
SP: Who had it last?

Private: I did! Here it is! *tracks Kid* He-
Cowtails: *snatches it* Is in the same place! He's so stupid....MOVE OUT!! *stomps out*
SP/Kowalski: *follow*
Cowtails: *goes in the house* *sneaks around and finds the room Angel is in* *is about to walk in*
Kid: *steps in front of her* And where are you going?
Cowtails: Kid. You can do anything to me. ANYTHING. But if you take my kids, YOU DIE! *tackles Kid and starts strangling him*
Private/Skipper:  O.O WHoa...
SP: ?? *walks off to look... at western stuff* so beautiful.....
Private: *rolls eyes and follows SP*
Cowtails: *punching the heck out of Kid* YOU DON'T MESS WITH ANGEL OR DALLAS EVER!!
Kid: *rolls them over and pins her hands down* Who would even want to have that second one?! It was a waste of time to have a kid with that freak of a bird! *points at Kowalski*
Cowtails: *growls inhumanly* *somehow gets on top of him and chokes him* TAKE IT BACK!!!!
Kowalski: *annoyed* I am not a freak!
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SP: *hugs western stuff* I could look at this forever.....
Private: Remembah last time you were here? I think we should get you away from here..*tugs on SP's arm*
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Kid: *coughing* *punches Cowtails across the face*
Skipper: Oh so all those times she gets kidnapped and stuff and NOW she chooses to start being tough and using her training?
Cowtails: EXACTLY!! *gets up and narrows eyes*
Kid: *narrows eyes as well*  
Cowtails/Kid: *circle each other like in an old western movie*
SP: *snaps out of it* I sense.. EPICNESS! *runs back to watch* OHHHH.... Interesting..
Kid: *tackles her and pins her arms down* No way to fight. *smirk*
Cowtails: *kicks him in the nuts hard enough to flip him over her head* *jumps up and gets into a fighting position*
Kid: *does the same* You've gotten more "commando" than the last time we fought...
Skipper: Duh! I trained her!
Cowtails: Stay out of it Skipper!
SP: Kicking in the nuts always work!
Kowalski: Oh yes it does.. *shudders*
Cowtails: *remembers when she kicked Kowalski there* Sorry Kowalski!! GAH! *dodges Kid's fist*
Kid: *swings a golf club around and trips her* *points it in her face like he did to Private in "Mr. Tux"*
Cowtails: *gulp* *says in everyone's minds, Don't save me...got a plan, just act like I'm doomed.*
Skipper/Private: *confused but obeys*
SP: *salutes* WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!
Private: *rolls eyes, trying not to laugh*
Kid: Any last minute decisions, hmm?
Cowtails: Like staying with you? Fat chance.
Kid: *pulls out a switchblade* i guess I have to do this the hard way. *holds it up to Kowalski's neck*
Cowtails: *gets up* HEY!
Kid: *digs it into Kowalski's neck deep* I wouldn't move if I were you.
Cowtails: *growls* *acts like it doesn't bother me* Fine. Do whatever you want to him. I still won't stay. *reads Kid's mind*
Kid: 'It doesn't bother her? Well then...' *goes toward Angel*
Cowtails: *eyes widen* KID DON'T YOU DARE!!
SP:  O.O 'Angel has powers right? SOMEONE TELL HER TO USE THEM!'
Kid: Simple. Stay with me, I won't touch her.
Cowtails: *looks down* *looks at Kowalski, then at Kid* I'll stay...
Private: What?! Cowtails you can't!
Kid: Zip it, Tux! She said she'd stay...*tosses Dallas and Angel to Kowalski and Skipper* In exchange for safe kids. And save YOU. *points at Kowalski*
SP: *groan* But i already have a kid named Tux! You can't call *points at Private* him Tux! GEzz....
Kowalski: *growls at the Kid*
Kid: I can call him whatever I want!! *somehow shoos everyone out but Cowtails*
Cowtails: *just staring at the ground, going into some kind of depression*
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SP: DANG IT. I guess we go home?
Angel: *reaches back toward the door* *looks up at Kowalski with a "What are you doing?!" look*
Skipper: *holds Dallas* I guess so...
Private: But...why would she just say yes?! It doesn't make sense!
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Cowtails: *talks in everyone's minds* *says,Guys, trust me, I have a good reason to stay here. Kid is a lot more violent these days, I don't want him to hurt any of you because of me.*
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Kowalski: *frown and steps away from the door, holding Angel*
SP: I could've shot him where he stood!
Kowalski: So you would've killed someone?
SP: So? Whats the problem?
Kowalski: *shakes head sighing*
Private: It's true, Kowalski. She killed Cowtails' dad. and you killed Stone....(I thought SP DID Pri..)
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Cowtails: *sitting on her old bed* *sighs and stares at the ring on her finger*
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Skipper: *turns on the TV* I think I need to see this...
(on screen)
Cowtails: *staring at the ring*
Kid: *comes in* So you're engaged to the freak?
Cowtails: *nods* And he's NOT a freak!!
Kid: *smirks*
Cowtails: Why are you-
Kid: *rips the ring off her finger and throws it somewhere in the room*
Cowtails: AAH!! NO!!
Kid: *puts a different ring on her finger* Well that's cancelled because now you live with me.
Cowtails: *about to cry* I don't love you like I love him!
Kid: Too bad!
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Kowalski: *clearly annoyed*
Skipper: Well you know what we have to do!
Private: Bust in and save her and get SP to kill him??
Skipper: I like the way you think Private!!
SP: Of course I'll kill him.. HE GETS NAMES WRONG! Plus he is ruining my friend's life!
Skipper: Move out!
Private: *follows Skipper*
Skipper: *busts into the room*
Kid: *was dipping Cowtails like the end of a dance*
Cowtails: *glaring daggers and crying*
Kid: *drops her*
Cowtails: GAH!
Kid: So what do you want now? *throws her over into the corner*
Cowtails: OW!!!
SP: You. Die. *smirks*
Kowalski: DUCK AND COVER!
Private/Skipper: *hides behind the doorway*
Cowtails: *gulp* *runs past SP to where the guys are* Oh geez thank you...one slight problem...
Skipper: Can't it wait until we get back to the HQ?! *starts going*
Cowtails: NO! the ring!! I don't want this ring! *takes Kid's ring off and crushes it* I wanna find the one Kowalski gave me but Kid threw it somewhere!
SP: *gets out gun* GOODNIGHT! *shoots at the Kid*
Kid: *dead* (I like to think that some point when SP is in mage form, the KID isn't really dead. And thinks SP is Private's pet.)
Cowtails: That was easy...*digs around in the PoM stuff* Gotta be here somewhere...AHA!! FOUND IT!! *puts ring back on* Okay now we can go..
SP: Yep! *teleports back to HQ* My BF isn't going to be happy that I left without him again....Oh well....
Tux: *waddles over and reaches up* Mummy!
SP: Ye-  O.O *picks up Tux* Whoa....

Skipper/Cowtails: *heads back*
Cowtails: *picks up Angel*
Angel: *baby giggle*
Cowtails: *ruffles Angel's feathers* You're growing up waaay too fast...only six months old and you're already laughing, crawling, trying to talk, using your powers...
Angel: *smiles at Kowalski* Dada!!
Cowtails: O.O First word!!!
Kowalski: *laughs*
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Cowtails: EEEP!! WEDDING DAY FOR BEELLAAAA!! *runs around excited*
SP: *giggles* I can't believe my little sister is getting married!
Skipper: *upstairs with the guys* *nervous* Oh gosh...the whole zoo is coming to see this...oh for the love of Manfredi and Johnson!!
Kowalski: It's going to be fine. But-
Rico: *nudges him hard*
Kowalski: OW!!
Private: *giggles and puts a bow tie on SKipper* You'll be fine Skippah!!
(later at the actual wedding in the park)
Skipper: *standing at the front, with the guys and the bridesmaids waiting for the bride to come out* *gulps* 'The entire zoo...is here...'
SP: *giggles* This is awesome....
Cowtails: *whispers* I know..
Bella: *finally walking up nervously* 'THE. WHOLE. ZOO. IS HERE!!!!!'
SP: *mutters, Finally....*
Cowtails: *gives Bella a thumbs up*
Skipper: *gets super nervous*
Private: *whispers* Skippah you'll be fine!
Mason: *is the minister*
Bella: *small smile*
SP: *small squeal* it's happenin'!
Mason: *says all the stuff he's supposed to* Now, Skipper, do you take Bella to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Skipper: *nervous* I do...
Mason: Bella, do you take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bella: *happily* I do!
SP;
Mason: *yawn* and all this stuff, I pronounce you penguin and wife, you may now kiss the bride.
Skipper: *kisses Bella while the entire zoo claps*
SP: *squeals* WOO HOO!!!! *had been holding Ninja in one arm while she held Tux with the other arm*
Tux/Ninja: *chirps happily*
Angel/Dallas: *are in the audience being held by Marlene*
Skipper: *hooks arms with Bella and walks out*
Cowtails: *does the same with Kowalski and follows*
Private: *does the same with SP and follows*
SP: *laughs*
Tux/Ninja: *waddles behind chirping happily*
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Cowtails: *running around again* ANOTHER WEDDING!!!
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Private: *upstairs* I'm more nervous than Skippah was!! *breathing heavy*
Kowalski: You should've seen SP.. She was more nervous than you!
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SP: *downstairs* * AHHHHHH!!!! NO DRESS!!!! *running away*
Bella: *chasing her* GET BACK HERE! *somehow gets dress on her* Walks out to Cowtails* Ugh.... My sis is a pain....
Cowtails: *giggles* Don't worry. *look darkens* You two will have WAY harder times getting a dress on me. *mood lightens again* But anyway!! HAPPY DAY!!!
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Private: *standing where Skipper was with the entire zoo again and the guys behind him*
Cowtails: *waiting with Bella*
SP: *VERY nervously walking up the so called aisle* O.O *thinks, MYSTIC HELP ME.*
Private: *nearly faints when he sees how pretty SP looks in a dress*
Mason: *says all the stuff again* Private, do you take SP to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Private: *cheerfully answers* I do!!
Cowtails: *giggles*
Mason: Do you, SP, take Private to be your lawfully wedded husband?
SP: 'Seriously, thats why we are here, right?' I do. *smiles sweetly at Private*
Mason: I now pronounce you penguin and wife, you may now kiss the bride.
Private: *beyond happy* *kisses SP*
Cowtails: *whistles*
Bella: *laughs*
Private: *exits with SP*
Cowtails: *follows*
Skipper: *follows*
SP: *dancing* I'm so happpppyyyyyy!!

Cowtails: *giggles*
Private: now the only one left is...
Cowtails: *gulp* Yes I know Private...I'm already nervous..
Kowalski: O///o Oh yeah...
Cowtails: *wakes up the next day* *doesn't run around in joy this time* *runs around* AAAHHHHHH I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
SP: *takes out a rope*
Bella: *gets out the dress* COME HERE YOU!
SP/Bella: *chase Cowtails*
Cowtails: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Private: *helping Kowalski* *hears Cowtails screaming* OH dear...probably trying to put a dress on Cowtails...
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SP: *had tied Cowtails to floor* Great! Now we got to replace your PJs with a d-
Bella: SP?
SP: Ohh yea.... *uses teleporting skills to teleport a dress on Cowtails* *unties Cowtails* THERE!
Cowtails: Wearing a dress feels..weird..
(later)
Marlene: *comes in* Hey! What's up? I heard you needed to ask me a question before the wedding?
Cowtails: I'm about to have to go..so one question..HOW DO I NOT LOOK STUPID?!
Marlene: Just...don't trip.
Cowtails: Got it...
Marlene: *leaves to get in the audience*
SP: *runs out of HQ* So awesome!
Bella: *follows SP*
Mason: *minister again*
Private: *standing behind Kowalski* You'll do great!
Kowalski: 'Wheres my clipboard when I need it?!'
Cowtails: *walks in nervously* 'Don't trip...don't trip..' *trips and lands on face* 'Great...' *walks the rest of the way, embarrassed*
Kowalski: *nervous* 'Clipboard if you can make yourself magically appear.. DO IT!'
Mason: *says all the stuff* Cowtails, do you take Kowalski as you lawfully wedded husband?
Cowtails: I-i-i do...
Mason: Kowalski, do you take Cowtails as your lawfully wedded wife?
Kowalski: 'Dang it.. So no clipboard...' I do. *small smile*
SP/Bella: WOO!!! *squeals*
Cowtails: *rolls eyes*
Mason: I now pronounce you penguin and wife, you may now kiss the bride.
Kowalski: *kisses Cowtails*
Cowtails:
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SP: That was awesome!!!
Cowtails: *nodding* Now if you'll excuse me..I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS DRESS. *runs downstairs*
Private: *rolls eyes*
SP: *giggles*

Cowtails: So SP, where are you and Private going?
SP: Um...
Cowtails: "cause Marlene is babysitting Angel and Dallas...
SP:  O.O *just remembered about Tux* UM UM.. now I'm just worried about my kid....more than thinking where to go.... *picks up Tux*
Tux: *whines*
SP: Sorry sweetie but No, you can't come...
Marlene: Hey, I can babysit for everyone! I love babies!!!
SP: Ok then.. But I must warn you... Tux can be a troublemaker when he wants too... teleporting people and attacking with his dark powers.... *puts Tux down* Be a good boy for Marlene okay?
Tux: *chirps happily*
Marlene: *takes Ninja* Don't worry. All of the kids are in good hands. So, where are you going with Private?
SP: Let me think....  Oh yes Now I remember! Las Vegas! *adorable smile* I love it there! *squeal*
Private: That would be fun!!
Marlene: and Bella, what about you and Skipper?
Bella:  Maybe.. Um.. No thats too childish....
Cowtails: *reads her mind* DISNEY WORLD IS SO NOT CHILDISH I love it there! You're never too old to go to Disney World!
Bella: *embarrassed blush* But some people think it's childish!
SP: Cowtails is so right! DISNEY WORLD IS FOR EVERYONE!
Cowtails: As for me and Kowalski....HAWAIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SP: Cool!
(A WHILE LATER)
Cowtails: *hiding in the back of a plane with Kowalski* I can't wait...*squeal*
Kowalski: *chuckle*
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SP: *groan* Nobody told me it would take forever!
Private: *rolls eyes* it's only been ten minutes, SP..
SP: WHAT?! Dang it...
Private: *giggles* Soon we'll be in Los Vegas, and we can sneak off this plane. Okay??
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Cowtails: *fell asleep in Kowalski's lap a long time ago*
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SP: Ugh.. ok.... *leans against a hard part of the plane and falls asleep out of boredom*
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Kowalski: *has his flippers wrapped around Cowtails
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Private: *sigh* *moves SP over so she's leaning on him*
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Flight attendant: What's that sir? you heard talking back there? That's ridiculous, there's only piles of luggage back there.
Man: Well I heard something.
Flight attendant: I'll check...*sigh*
Cowtails: *still asleep*
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SP: My cookie... zZZZ..... Don't take it.... It's mine..... ZZZZ....
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Kowalski: *whispers Cowtails! Wake up!*
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Private: *chuckles*
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Cowtails: *wakes up* What is it?
Flight attendant: *right in front of the pile that they're behind* *freezes* Hello? WHo's there?
Kowalski: *whispers, someone is coming...*
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SP: Meh.. I don't want sugar... I want my cookie...
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Cowtails: *starts climbing* Come on, follow me...
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Private: *laughs* Dreaming about cookies..
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Kowalski: *follows*
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SP: ZZZ.. Forget about the cookie... Where did Private go...? ZZZZ...... I hope he didn't eat all my candy again... ZZZZ.....
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(Let's say Cowtails scared the FA away)
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Private: *sighs* Oh SP...
SP: *cuddles up to Private* Found mah cookie....
Private: *smiles sweetly* *wraps flippers around SP*
*A while later*
Private: SP! We're here!!!
SP: Huh? Finally!
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Kowalski: Cowtails, we're here!
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Private: *opens the hatch* Come on this way!
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Cowtails: Yippee! *grabs bag and hops out the hatch*
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SP: YAHOO!!!! *jumps out* I hope I don't break my leg again!
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Kowalski: *follows*
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Private: *follows*
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Cowtails: *finds a hotel somewhere* It's five star...we could sneak in an empty room?
Kowalski: *nods, studying the hotel*
Cowtails: *rolls eyes and climbs up the fire escape and onto a ledge* *opens a window* This one's good!
Kowalski: *follows still taking glances at some parts of the hotel*
Cowtails: *hops on the bed* Man this hotel is like the one you and the chimps were in in Madagscar Three!!
Kowalski: *looks around*  Huh.. Yeah it is...
Cowtails: *rolls eyes and whacks Kowalski with a pillow*
Kowalski: Ow.... What was that for?
Cowtails: For fun...*does it again*
Kowalski: AHH!!! *whines* Quit hitting me with a pillowwwww!
Cowtails: *giggles* Make me! *hits him again*
Kowalski: *playful smirk* You just did not Hit me again! *jumps on bed and lightly tickles Cowtails*
Cowtails: *wiggles away* Yes I did! *does it again*
Kowalski: You just crossed it! *tackles Cowtails and tickles her* This is why we don't hit me with a pillow!
Cowtails: *squeal* NOOOO!!!
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(Later in Los Vegas Hotel)
SP: *walks into bathroom* *shuts door and locks it* *does her shower stuff*
Private: *relaxes on the bed*
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Cowtails: *wiggles away again* This is war!! (TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT-Okay I'm done xD) *whacks Kowalski with the pillow again*
Kowalski: Owwwww.... No fair! *grabs a different pillow and whacks Cowtails*
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SP: *walks out of bathroom with red clothes on* *looks in my bag* would someone explain why there is a dress in my bag? I don't remember packing it.. *frowns*
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Cowtails: Yes fair!! *whacks him again*
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Private: *giggles* Bella may have put that in there secretly..
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Kowalski: *whacks* You started it!
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SP: I would murder her if she did.
Private: Well...maybe I did...
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Cowtails: *lands in the giant pile of pillows*
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SP: Ah ha! I knew it! Dresses look horrible on me!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!!
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Kowalski: Good thing there's pillows there.....
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Private: SP you look beautiful in dresses!  
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Cowtails: Okay...I wanna go swimming!! Since it's almost night time, there's nobody out there!!
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SP: Nu-uh! Dresses are way toooo girly..
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Kowalski: Ok then. *smile*
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Private: Not necessarily...
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Cowtails: *goes in the bathroom and puts swimsuit on* Oh crud...Kowalski's supposed to see me in a bikini?? Uh...no thanks...*puts Tshirt and shorts on over it* Not until we get there, this is gonna be embarrassing..
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SP: How would you know? You're not a girl! *laughs* When in the world would I wear a dress anyway?
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Kowalski: *pacing in the bedroom* are you ready yet Cowtails?
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Private: Um...heh...*pulls out a brochure for a dance in the casino* Romantic evening for couples??
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Cowtails: *comes out* Yeah.... *gets to the pool* Man it's dark out here...*gulp* *takes off shorts and tshirt and jumps in the pool*
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SP: O.o Um.... *double takes* THE CASINO?!  But fine fine.... Wait... Where did you get that......Brochure.. Did you go somewhere when I was taking a shower???
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Kowalski: *follows*

Private: Um..I went downstairs...
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Cowtails: Come on!!! *splashes Kowalski*
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SP: OHHHH....... *sighs* *sits on bed* i am bored....
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Kowalski: Ok ok.. hold your horses Miss Bikini... *jumps in water*
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Private: Well..there's a whole Las Vegas out there...what would you like to do?
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Cowtails: *blush* Okay, that's not funny.
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SP: IDK.... Thats why I'm bored!!!!!!
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Kowalski: *pouts* AW why not?
Cowtails: *blushing* It's embarrassing..
Kowalski: Oh well.. *splashes Cowtails* Thats for splashing me....
Cowtails: Oh really? Yeah?? *splashes Kowalski big time*
Kowalski: HEY! *splashes Cowtails again** No one is allowed to splash me!
Cowtails: Oh really? What are you gonna do? Chase me to death? Even if you are a penguin, you can't outswim me!
Kowalski: Nope... *goes underwater and grabs Cowtails foot, pulling her underwater*
Cowtails: HEY! *holds breath* *underwater, signals "You. Are. Dead."*
Kowalski: BYE BYE! *lets go  of Cowtails and swims away in the water really fast*
Cowtails: *swims after him just as quickly* *catches his foot*
Kowalski: AHHH!
Cowtails: *drags him under and goes ahead of him* *says, SUCKER!!*
Kowalski: *growls* *and if this even freaking possible, he catches up and grabs Cowtails leg pulls her backwards then goes ahead with a smirk*
Cowtails: *starts choking on water* *coughs and goes up to the surface* *is choking*
Kowalski: *surfaces* ARE YOU OK?!
Cowtails: *stops* Yep! Gotcha! *continues ahead of Kowalski* *surfaces again* HA! I BEAT YOU!
Kowalski: Dang it..... *pouts*
Cowtails: Haha!! *gets out and hops onto the diving board* I'm enjoying this too much!! *dives in*
Kowalski: *laughs*
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SP: *sighs* Still bored...
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Cowtails: *pops up in front of kowalski* I'M HAVING FUN ALREADY!! *giggles*
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Private: We could go to that dance...*holds up the brochure again*
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Kowalski: *chuckle* I can see that....
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SP: *annoyed* I know what you mean.. It isn't a dramatic movie, so you don't have to hold up the thingy. *looks through her bag*
Private: *giggle* So...?
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Cowtails: *does flips in the water*
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SP: What does the dress look like again?
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Kowalski: Are you sure you're a person? That looks like something an DOLPHIN would do... *laughs*
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Private: Well...it's short....ish...and it's shiny...and it's your favorite colah!!
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Cowtails: What like Doris?? *floats on her back*
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SP: *takes out the dress* WHAT THE WHAT! Short...  O.O 'Kill Me now...'
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Kowalski: Whos Doris???
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Private: *smiles nervously* Would you put it on for me???
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Cowtails: *facepalm* nevermind...*gets out and picks the lock to the store room* *gets out a towel*
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SP: *jaw drops* Fine. But only cause you're adorable. *goes into the bathroom and shuts the door* *switches her clothes with the dress*  .-. This is my death. *walks out of bathroom* This is weird.... I feel weird....
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Kowalski: *jumps out of pool and shakes his feathers to shake the water off*
Cowtails: *giggles*
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Private: *stares like he did at the comics in Danger Wears A Cape* (OMG. PRIVATE-YOU-)
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Kowalski: What?
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SP: *annoyed* Uh hellooo?
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Cowtails: Nothing, you're just cute. *starts walking*
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Private: *shakes head* Uh yes, yes, ready??
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Kowalski: *follows* I'm not cute!
Cowtails: Yes you are!! *giggle*
Kowalski: Preposterous!
Cowtails: Fine fine...*smirks* *says, Then you're sexy.* *goes into the room*
Kowalski: *Blush* *follows*
Cowtails: *smirks and changes into pajamas* *turns on the TV*
Kowalski: *jumps on the bed and falls asleep in two seconds*
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Private: *leads the way* HA! We're here!! *is in a club like place that's dark with the lights and loud music everywhere*
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Cowtails: *sigh* *yawns and falls asleep*
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Private: do you want to dance??
SP: Um. To be honest, I don't know how to do a couple dance.. (at least not in human form XD)
Private: It's okay! Just follow me! *smile*
SP: 'I'm. GONNA. DIE.' *weak smile*
Private: *puts flippers around SP's waist* Just take two steps forward, one step back..
SP: *big blush* *does what Private told her to do*
Private: See? You're doing fine!
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Cowtails: *yawns and wakes up* ??? Where-? Oh yeah...married..honeymoon...*leans back and smiles*
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SP: *small smile*
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Kowalski: *still sleeping*
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Private: *kisses SP*
Girls around them: Awww!!!
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Cowtails: *rolls eyes and goes and takes a shower* *is now wearing short shorts and a tank top*
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SP: *kisses back*
Private: *smiles* I'm having a good time, what about you?
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Cowtails: *shakes Kowalski* Hey!! Wake up!!
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SP: Yep! *smiles back*
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Kowalski: Huh.. What?
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Private: Just don't get drunk..
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Cowtails: Kowalski!! Wake up!! We fell asleep before we could go to this awesome club down the street!!!
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SP: Don't worry i won't get drunk!
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Kowalski: So you're saying we have to leave right this second? *sits up, rubbing eyes*
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Private: Alright....giggles* *sits at the bar*
Bartender: *hands Private and SP shot glasses*
Private: Oh no, I dont-
Bartender: Come on, try it!
Private: *tastes the beer* Ohhh..that's good..
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Cowtails: YES!! *excited squeal* It's like a dance club!!
Kowalski: *rolls off the bed* Ok.. Just don't drunk again! You thought a table was.. Gha.. I can't remember.....
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Private: *drinks like five glasses*   *falls off the barstool*
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Cowtails: YIPPEE!! *runs to the club and starts dancing* WOOOO!! *you can barely hear over the loud music and people talking*
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SP: Oh Private.. *shakes head* Wait- WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MORE THAN ONE?!
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Kowalski: *follows* Man it's louder than the last club we went to!
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Private: Don't worry about it babe *hiccups* *slurrs when he talks* I'm fine...
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Cowtails:  I KNOW!!   *goes crazy* *gets surrounded by people who are watching her dance and cheering*
Kowalski: *wanders over to the bar*
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Private: *wraps flipper around SP and gives her "a look"* Oh, I'm fine babe...Why don't you take a drink?
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Cowtails: *still dancing*
Bartender: *confused, but gives Kowalski a glass* On the house!

SP: One drink! Thats it! *drinks glass* 'Just one glass even if it is really good!'
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Kowalski: hmm... what does beer taste like? *tastes drink* Really good! *drinks the rest of it*
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Private: Come on...*gets the bartender to refill the glasses* *drinks another glass* Come on you have to drink more than one!
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Cowtails: *jaw drops* Kowalski!! *runs over* Are you...?! *facepalm*
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SP: What?! Since when?!
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Kowalski: *had drunk more than five* It's good.....
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Private: For me baby??? *smile*
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Cowtails: You told me not to get drunk!! And now look at you!!
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SP: Fine Fine.... *drinks another* *thinks, just remember the spell...As long as I do that, I won't be totally drunk..*
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Kowalski: *slurs when talking* I'm fine....
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Private: *clings to SP* *seductive look* Drink with me, baby...
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Cowtails: *sigh* *sits next to Kowalski* You're not fine!
Bartender: *hands her a drink*
Cowtails: Um...I don't think I should drink...
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SP: O.o Oh come on Private!
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Kowalski: But It's good.... *begging eyes for her to drink*
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Private: *begging face* Please babe? Do it for me?
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Cowtails: *sigh* Fine...ONE drink...*drinks it* Aw man, that is good...
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SP: Fine...*drinks one more* *jumps off stool* *stumbles* Oh, a little dizzy...
Private: *catches SP* *seductive smirk*
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Cowtails: *keeps on drinking* *totally drunk* You were right Kowalski...*giggling uncontrollably*
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SP: *blush*
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Kowalski: *wink*
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Private: *rubs SP's hips* Want to go back to the room yet..??? *smirk*
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Cowtails: *blushes*
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SP: *blushes harder* Yes... *thinks, so I can whack you with a frying pan from my bag...*
Private: *leads SP back to the room and instantly pins her to the bed* *smirk*
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Cowtails: *is drinking more and more* *getting more drunk*
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SP: Prrrivate! I need to..Um get something from my bag.
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Kowalski: *watching with seductive smile*
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Private: I don't think so...*kisses down SP's neck*
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Cowtails: Why are you looking at me like that?? *confused face*
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SP: ............ *sigh*
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Kowalski: Oh no reason.....
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Private: Don't try to hide it, you enjoy this..*smirk*
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Cowtails: *giggle* *hops down off the stool*
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SP: *stares*
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Kowalski: *gets of the stool* Want to go back to the room? *seductive look*
Cowtails: *blushing and giggling* Sure...
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Private: *rubs SP's hips again*
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Kowalski: *takes Cowtails back to the room*
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SP: *blushing* 'Come one.. Ignore it.. Ignore it...'
Private: *smirks and rubs harder*
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Cowtails: *stumbling the whole time* *half smile*
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SP: *blushes harder*
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Kowalski: *places Cowtails on the bed*
Cowtails: *blushing* U-um...
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Private: *smirks and does the ACTUAL...thing...* (NAMI'S CREATION.)
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Kowalski: *gets on bed and rubs Cowtails hips*
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SP: O.O
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Cowtails: *blushing worse* Um K-kowalski..? Wh-what are you doing?
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Private: *smirking* Come on, you're enjoying this....
SP: 'You wish...'
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Kowalski: *smirk* Don't worry babe you'll like it.. *rubs harder*
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Private: *smiling seductively*
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Cowtails: *blushing* *gulps* 'Oh sh**...'
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SP: 'Tomorrow you're gonna die.. from my no more beer lecture..'
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Kowalski: *continues doing other stuff*
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Private: *stops* *passes out*
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Cowtails: Kowalski!! *enjoys this* No! I'm not enjoying it!!
Kowalski: Yes you are....
Cowtails: Gezz....*moans on accident* 'Da**it!! Please pass out soon!!'
Kowalski: *continues for a while before passing out*
Cowtails: *sigh* Finally...*falls asleep*
(the next morning)
Cowtails: *wakes up with a small headache because I didn't drink as much as Kowalski* *sighs and takes a pill to make the headache go away* *remembers last night* OH dear...I hope I don't get...pregnant again..
Kowalski: *still passed out*
Cowtails: How do I wake him up and make sure he knows he's in trouble at the same time? Hmmmmm....*gets next to Kowalski's face* *sings loudly and offkey* TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!!
Kowalski: AHHHH!!!!! *jumps up* I DIDN'T DO IT!!!! Wait- What did I do???
Cowtails: *hands on hips, tapping foot* You got drunk. You got me drunk. And I'm PRETTY SURE you got me pregnant again. *sigh*
Kowalski: *taps flippers together nervously* S-Sorry.....
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SP: *frowns at Private* *Stands on floor* Time for the wake up call.... *eyes glow red* PRIVVVVVATE!!!!!!
Private: GAH!! MY HEAD!! *rubs head* Owie...
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Cowtails: It's okay....let's just um..enjoy the rest of this week?
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SP: *stamps foot with still glowing eyes*
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Kowalski: Sure
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Private: What? What did I do?
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Cowtails: Good!! 'Cause I saw this thing that you can swim with dolphins!! They're coming by the near side of the island and they only do it once every year! Can we go?? Please please please?
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SP: So many things.... Got drunk, got me to put on a dress, got me Kind of drunk, AND PROBABLY GOT ME PREGNANT AGAIN!!!! WHEN ONE WAS ON THE WAY!
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Kowalski: Yeah sure. *smile*

Private: *puts head down* Sorry...
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Cowtails: Yay!! *puts on bikini under clothes and leaves* *goes to the thing at the beach* *pays the guy at the stand*
Guy: Go ahead, have fun!
Cowtails: Yay! Come on Kowalski!! There they are!! There's no people out there though...more for us! *jumps in the water*
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SP: *frown* *eyes stop glowing* It's wayyyyyy too hard to stay mad at you!
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Kowalski: *jumps in water too*
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Private: *small smile*
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Cowtails: *swims around with the dolphins for a while with Kowalski* *waves hi at all of them* *spots a familiar dolphin and freezes*
Doris: Kowalski?
Cowtails: *hides behind a dolphin*
Doris: *swims over* Oh Kowalski...I've missed you so much!
Kowalski: Huh? Who? what? 'Who is she? AND HOW DOES SHE KNOW MY NAME?! She looks familiar though...' 'Wait! She's Doris!' Oh hey Doris.. *looks around* 'Where did Cowtails go?'
Doris: *huggles Kowalski* Kowalski I haven't seen you in forever!! *kisses his cheek*
Cowtails: *growls from behind a random dolphin*
Kowalski: Um... *embarrassed blush*
Doris: *smile* Kowalski didn't you miss me??
Cowtails: OKAY ENOUGH!! *swims over* Put him down and keep your flippers off of him!!
Doris: Who the heck are you?!
Cowtails: I'm his...*looks at hand* wife!!
Doris: WIFE?! YOU'RE CRAZY!
Kowalski: Um.. Doris? She is my wife....
Doris: But I thought-WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING OBSESSED WITH ME?! YOU JERK!!
Cowtails: HEY!! No one calls him a jerk but me!!
Doris: You shut up!!
Cowtails: WHY YOU!! *tackles Doris into the water*
Doris: *tries to strangle her*
Kowalski: Oh dear....
Doris: *can breathe underwater* *holds her under*
Cowtails: *CAN'T breathe underwater* *struggles and kicks* *tries to get air from the surface*
Kowalski: *panics* *dives underwater* *pulls Cowtails from Doris grip and brings Cowtails to the surface* THAT DOLPHIN IS CRAZY! Trying to kill someone.... *shivers*
Cowtails: *coughing and breathing heavy*
Doris: One day...*points at her with a glare* ONe day I'll get you...*swims away with all the other dolphins*
Cowtails: *glaring in the direction she went* Well this was a fun idea...
Kowalski: *shudders* That was scary... That dolphin scares me...
Cowtails: She scares me now too...*giggles* You used to be so obsessed with her...in one episode you were tracking her!! *laughs*
Kowalski: Well I forgot about her!
Cowtails: *giggle* So...there's still stuff to do while we're at the beach!! *swims around*
Kowalski: *laughs*
Cowtails: *starts messing around in the sand* *smiles like a child*  
Kowalski: Thats cute Cowtails... *chuckle*
Cowtails: It is not cute!!
Some random couple walking by: AWWW look at that girl playing in the sand!! So cute!!
Cowtails: *pouts*
Kowalski: Told ya!
Cowtails: *smirks and reaches over to the water* *splashes Kowalski*
Kowalski: NYA! *jumps out of water*
Cowtails: That's what you get for calling me cute!! *sees a jellyfish* OOOH!! A jellyfish! *gets stung* OW!!
Kowalski: Oh dear, are you ok?
Cowtails: *hands starts swelling* *hides it* Uh yeah I'm fine..*winces*
Kowalski: *frowns*
Cowtails: WHat? I'll be fine...*hand gets water on it* OWWWWIE!!!
Kowalski: Did you get stung?
Cowtails: *holds up swollen hand* Okay, so maybe it's a little worse than I thought..
Kowalski: Oh my...
Cowtails: What's with all the 'oh my's and 'oh dear's? You sound like Private...*giggle*
Kowalski: Yeah I know... *laughs* *gets out bandages from nowhere and bandages Cowtails hand*
Cowtails: *sighs* *accidentally says,Come on sunset, hurry up! Romantic evening on the beach *squeal* would be epic!* *leans back against a rock and sticks feet in the water*
Kowalski: *sits next to Cowtails*
Cowtails: *sigh* Long day....But a happy day! Sorta...*leans head against the rock and looks at the sky*
Kowalski: *smile*
Cowtails: *leans on Kowalski's shoulder, staring at the water* It's pretty out there....
Kowalski: *smile* Not as pretty as you...
Cowtails: *blush* Aww you're sweet
Kowalski: *smiles sweetly*
Cowtails: *ruffles Kowalski's feathers a little* You're so cute when you do that!!
Kowalski: *blush* I'm not cute!
Cowtails: Yes you aarrrre!! *sing song voice*
Kowalski: Don't make me tickle you.....
Cowtails: *stands up quickly* No, you won't tickle me...*pats Kowalski's head like a dog* You're too cute!! *takes off running*
Kowalski: *chases Cowtails*  Get back here!!!
Cowtails: AH! NO!!! *runs faster*
Same couple from earlier: AWwwwww..
Girl: That's so cute!!
Cowtails: *growls as she runs by them*
Kowalski: *still chasing Cowtails*
Cowtails; *trips* *does a flip in the air before landing*  O.O THAT WAS AWESOME!! Uh oh...
Kowalski: *tackles Cowtails and tickles her*
Cowtails: NOOOO!!
Girl: Why don't you do that to me Robert?!
Guy: Um...can we stop stalking them?
Kowalski: Yes!
Cowtails: *slips away* HA!!
Kowalski: *pouts*
Cowtails: AWWW poor Kowalski...you're still cute when you do that   *starts the sort of long walk back to the hotel*
Kowalski: *follows*
Cowtails: It's nice out here...to be walking home. *sigh* *gets tackled by some boy her age* WHOA! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
???: You don't remember me? *smirk*
Cowtails: *studies him* Nooooo??? *narrows eyes* Should I?
Kowalski: ........
Cowtails: WAIT A SECOND!!
???: Remember me now?? *smirking*
Cowtails: *blushing* Yes...Phillip...
Kowalski: *walks up* And who the heck is Phillip?
Phillip: Her boyfriend. *stands up and helps her up*
Cowtails: *scratches the back of my neck* Well...
Kowalski: *lifts brow*
Phillip: Well what? We never broke up, and you just suddenly disappeared. Your grandma never would tell anyone where you went, but now I finally found you. *puts arm around her*
Cowtails: *blushing* Uhm...uh...
Kowalski: *gives Cowtails a look*
Cowtails: What? Don't look at me like that!!
Phillip: So uh..I know you're with two girls and the characters from the show you like...and I see this one. Where are the others?
Cowtails: Uh...Disneyland...Vegas...
Phillip: ???
Kowalski: they are on their honeymoon...  
Phillip: Oh that makes sense. So, you two are here with the crazy one and his doll?
Cowtails: Uh..no...we're here alone.
Phillip: Whyyyyy? *gives her a look*
Kowalski: '..This won't end well.'
Cowtails: Because..uh...*says quickly to Kowalski, HELP PLEASE!! He was an abusive boyfriend, every time I tried to dump him he would nearly kill me...if he finds out...I'm dead!*
Phillip: *sees the ring on her finger* What is that ring for? *narrows eyes*
Cowtails: Um...*backs away toward Kowalski* I may kind of be on a honeymoon as well...
Phillip: WHAT?!
Kowalski: *jumps in front of Cowtails* YOU. STAY. AWAY. FROM HER!
Cowtails: *cowers* *says,Kowalski he may not be skilled in fighting like we are but he's extremely-*
Phillip: *Kicks Kowalski and throws him a few feet away*
Cowtails: Strong..*whimpers*
Phillip: *throws her over his shoulder and starts running*
Cowtails: *is resting my head on my hand on his back* What a great honeymoon...*sigh*
Kowalski: *slides after them* HEY BRING HER BACK!

Phillip: NOPE! *runs faster*
Cowtails: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Kowalski: BRING MY WIFE BACK YOU MORON!
Cowtails: *blushes*  
Phillip: *dives to the left and throws her into an empty dumpster*
Cowtails: HEY!
Phillip: *jumps in and shuts the top*
Cowtails: It's dark in here!! *yells* KOWAL-
Phillip: *covers her mouth and blindfolds her* *holds a knife to her throat*
Cowtails: *gulp*
Kowalski: *slowly walks toward dumpster* 'Cowtails?'
Cowtails: *reads his mind* *says,DUMPSTER!! LOOK IN THE DUMPSTER!*
Kowalski: *opens the dumpster* GET AWAY FROM HER!
Phillip: *presses knife into her neck* I wouldn't come any closer.
Cowtails: *can't see anything or talk*
Kowalski: *growls fiercely* *eyes darken*
Phillip: *ties her hands behind her back* Be right back, babe. *tackles Kowalski off the side of the dumpster and locks her inside*
Cowtails: *sitting in the dark, with a blindfold and no way to talk or move and a bleeding neck* *sigh*
Kowalski: *punches Phillip wildly*
Phillip: *can't fight back* OW OW OW EE OOF I- STOP OW PLEASE OW
Kowalski: STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!
Phillip: OW OKAY OW OW I'M DONE!! *runs away with the key*
Kowalski: HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH THAT KEY! *sigh* *tries to break open the top*
Cowtails: *mumbles through the stuff that's on her mouth* *struggles to get hands free*
Kowalski: UGH! 'Any ideas?'
Cowtails: *says, I think I saw some spare stuff in the trash bags across the alley. You might find some wires or something to pick the lock*
Kowalski: *runs over to the trash bags* Hmmm..... *luckily finds some wires* *runs back and tries to pick lock*
Cowtails: *feels something bite my foot* *can't scream because of the thing over her mouth* *OWW!! I think there are rats in here, so hurry!!* *feels more bites*
Kowalski: *picks lock*
Cowtails; *is screaming inside her head, OW! KNOCK IT OFF YOU STUPID RATS!! OWWW!*
Kowalski: *jumps in and takes the thing off Cowtails mouth* *then unties her hands*
Cowtails: Um...*takes blindfold off* *sigh* Why does everything happen on the days when I'm having FUN?!
Kowalski: *shrugs*
Cowtails: *walks the rest of the way to the hotel room* *flops onto the bed face first* I hate this...
Kowalski: You hate what?
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SP: *struggling to call Bella over and over* WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER!!
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Cowtails: THIS DAY!! MY LIFE!!
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Skipper: Bella, your phone is ringing.
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Kowalski: *sigh*
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Bella: *answers* WHATTTTT!!!!!
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SP: calm down miss cranky.... Anything strange happen last night?
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Bella: *narrows eyes* Like what?
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SP: Like... I don't know.... A HUSBAND GETTING DRUNK!
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Bella: Um..No.
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SP: Ugh.. Oh well... Got to give Private the no more beer lecture...*hangs up*
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Skipper: What was she on about?
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Private: Uh oh...
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Cowtails: *curls up and falls asleep quickly,snuggling one of the pillows*
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Bella: She was saying something about a husband getting drunk..
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SP: *and she gives Private the beer lecture* Just because beer tastes good that doesn't mean you should drink it, it can get you in big trouble..... Plus you do things that could get your wife pregnant.. *continues*
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Kowalski: *gets on bed and falls asleep*
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Skipper: So what, did this happen to her? *puts flippers on hips*
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Private: *listens while looking guilty*  
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Cowtails: *sleeptalk* Yes.....Austin...kiss me!! *kisses the pillow*
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Bella: I guess....
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SP: *finishes* Okay I'm done. *falls asleep on bed*
Private: *sigh* *wraps flippers around SP and falls asleep*
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Cowtails: *is now kissing Kowalski's flipper* Austiin....
Kowalski: *keeps sleeping*
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SP: Meh.... Commander... We are gonna crash.. ZZZZZ THE CLONES HAVE GOTTEN AWAY......
Private: *wakes up* ???
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Cowtails: *is hugging Kowalski* *cuddles up to him* I love you Austin..
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SP: Can't let the clones get away... They'll take away all the beer.. Meh... I'm more worried that the badgers are gonna eat my cookies.....
Private: B-badgahs??
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Cowtails: *keeps saying I love you Austin*
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SP: Stupid badger.. Private isn't a cookie.... Oh wait..... BADGERS EAT PENGUINS!!! AHHH!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!
Private: *whimpers* She's dreaming about- Ohhh dear..*faints*
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Cowtails: *kissing Kowalski's flipper* Will you marry me Austin?
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SP: AHHHHHHH!!!!! *wakes up* That was weird... A badger ate Private..... *stares at Private* Ummmm Private?
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Kowalski: *wakes up*  O.O
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Private: *out cold*
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Cowtails: *mumbling* Love...Austin...marry...
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SP: YO PRIVATE!!! *gets out drums and plays them loudly*
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Kowalski: COWTAILS!
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Private: GAAHH!! *falls backwards off the bed*
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Cowtails: *wakes up* AAHH WHAT?!
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SP: *giggles* Anyway, why in the name of tuna were you passed out?
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Kowalski: Who in the world is Austin?
Cowtails: Oh...heh..austin..you see, I can explain that..
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Private: You were dreaming about badgahs..eating me..
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Kowalski: Explain then.. It's not the name that bothers me... It was the fact that you were kissing my flipper....Is what bothers me...
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SP: Oh yeah... I was... And no one was there to help.....

Cowtails: Heh...I may be married, but I'm fourteen!! I can still dream about hot guys!!! *crosses arms*
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Private: *gulp* But I was there...BEING EATEN!
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Kowalski: *laughs*
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SP: So? It's just a dream! You were dressed like a cookie in my dream anyway.... And badgers in my dreams... love cookies!
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Cowtails: Besides, he is just a character on a Disney channel show!
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Private: B-badgah...*faint*
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Kowalski: I guess that makes it even funnier.
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SP: *rolls eyes* *goes outside* *sees a baby badger*   SOOOO CUTE!!!! *picks it up and runs back inside* But I'll have to hide you or Private will see you! *gets out a box with air holes and puts it inside* There!
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Cowtails: OH haha funny. THIS is funny. *whacks Kowalski off the bed with a pillow* *falls over laughing* OH I can't breathe!!
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Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened??
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Kowalski: GHA! HEY!
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SP: Um, you passed out again. *hugging box close to her*
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Cowtails: *laughing hard and holds stomach* *kicks feet* Can't...breathe!!
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Private: what's in the box??
SP: NOTHING!
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Cowtails *stops laughing and mocks Kowalski* Whatcha gonna do about it? *makes funny faces at him from the bed*
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Private: Oh..uh...okay.
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Kowalski: *tackles Cowtails and tickles her*
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SP: *lays down, hugging box*
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Cowtails: AHAHH!! WHY?! *struggles while giggling*
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Private: Okay...I've got to see what's in the box..
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Kowalski: Cause you whacked me!
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SP: *asleep*
Private: *slowly pulls the box away from SP* okay...*opens box* *screams*
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Cowtails: *rolls over on my stomach* AGH!! *reaches for the edge of the bed*
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Baby badger: *squeals cause it was frightened by Private's scream* *jumps out of box and onto the bed*
SP: HUH? WHAT? *picks up baby badger* Hi cutie! Wait.. Wheres the.... *notices Private* OH. 'Uh oh....'
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Kowalski: *sits on bed pouting
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Private: *against the wall* WHY DO YOU HAVE A B-B-BADGAH?!
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Cowtails: Kowalski....stop looking so sad...*smiles* Or I'll...um...I'll..
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SP: BUT IT'S CUTE!!!! It's just a baby.....
Private: A...*gulp* Flesh-eating...baby...
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Cowtails: *smiles innocently*I'll just embarrass you. *sits on Kowalski's lap and cuddles up to him* *watches TV*
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SP: He wouldn't hurt a fly!
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Kowalski: *blush*
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Private: *whimpers* I remembah Becky and Stacy...nevah trust a badgah..
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Cowtails: *giggles but doesn't move*
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SP: *facepalm* Suit yourself! *lays down, holding the baby badger*
Baby Badger:  
Private: *pouts*
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Cowtails: *smiling* *says, WHy are you blushing so much?? I'm not really doing anything...*
Kowalski: *continues blushing*
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Baby Badger/SP: *falls asleep*
Private: *growls at the badger* Stupid badgah...
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Cowtails: *smirks* AWwwww you're so cute when you blush!
Kowalski: *whines* No I'm not....!
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Private: *continues pouting*
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Cowtails: *cuddles up to him* Aw, yes you are!!
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SP: Zzzz.....
Baby badger: *wakes up and crawls around the room* *curious noise*
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Kowalski: Nu-uh!
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Private: *fighting stance* STAY BACK EVIL BADGAH!!
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Cowtails: *falls asleep on Kowalski's lap*
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Baby Badger: ???
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Kowalski: *smile*
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Private: *whacks the badger away* I SAID STAY BACK!!
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Cowtails: *cuddles in sleep*  
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Baby Badger: *hops back on bed squealing in fear*
SP: *wakes uP* Private!! What did you do to the cute little badger?!
Private: I MADE IT STAY AWAY FROM ME, THE FLESH EATING LITTLE BEAST!!

SP: PRIVATE THAT IS ENOUGH! IT'S NOT A BEAST! IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AND YOU JUST WHACK IT!!!!
Private: *pouts* It is a little beast..
Baby Badger: ):
SP: JUST STOP IT! *eyes glow* I have taken care of a lot of baby badgers and only got a few bites from them! They don't eat people or PENGUINS!
Private: *too busy glaring at Baby Badger to listen*
Baby Badger: *cries and hops into her arms*
SP: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!
Private: No. Why should I listen to you defend something that will kill me?
SP: *glares at private and storms into the bathroom and locks the door*
Private: *folds flippers and glares at the floor*
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Cowtails: *wakes up* Hmmmm?? *doesn't want to get up from Kowalski's lap* Kowalski??
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SP: *sets the baby badger on the toilet lid* *opens a drawer* Razors are here? Lucky.... *slices razor across wrists a few times before putting the razor back* GRR!
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Kowalski: Hmm?
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Private: *hears* SP?
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Cowtails: Can I just lay here for the rest of my life? *wraps arms around Kowalski again*
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SP: *ignores Private* *sits on floor*
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Kowalski: *laughs*
Cowtails: I don't think I was kissing..I mean, kidding!
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Private: *knocks on door* SP?? Are you alright??
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Kowalski: First time you messed up a sentence.... *laughs*
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SP: 'No.. You ticked me off* UGH YES I'M FINE!
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Cowtails: Oh, like you've never done it..*lightly pokes him in the stomach*
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Private: *winces at her yelling* Are you sure?
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Kowalski: Of course I haven't!
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SP: YES! *punches wall*
Private: You don't sound okay!! *busts door down* WHY DO YOU HAVE CUTS ON YOU?!
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Cowtails: Yes you have. *yawn* But I won't get into that....*smile*
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SP: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Private: *rolls eyes* SP you're hurting yourself and since I love you, it is my business!! Now tell me!! Why were you doing this??
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Cowtails: *poking Kowalski In the stomach several times*
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SP: 'Trust me, you don't want to know.'
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Kowalski: Why are you poking me?
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Private: Please tell me!!
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Cowtails: because I'm bored...*pokes more*
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SP: *glares at Private* You.
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Kowalski: *kisses Cowtails cause he doesn't like being poked*
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Private: *face drops* Wh-what?
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Cowtails: *surprised* *kisses back*  
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SP: YOU! You judge a badger just by looking at them! And you whack it! IT DID NOTHING TO YOU!
Private: *starts crying* I'm sorry!! YOu know how scared I am of badgahs!!
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Cowtails: *goes back to poking Kowalski* *pokes his flipper, then his face, then his stomach, then his foot, then his beak, then stomach, then his face, then flipper, and continues*
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SP: Yeah but a BABY badger won't hurt anyone!
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Kowalski: Come on Cowtails! *whines*
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Private: I just can't get ovah this fear!!
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Cowtails: Come on what? *continues poking his beak*
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SP: Your fear isn't my problem! You hurting the badger is my problem!
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Kowalski: Stop poking me... *whines more*
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Private: I'm sorry!!!
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Cowtails: *stops* *wiggles around trying to get comfortable, probablycreating a certain "problem" with Kowalski*
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Baby badger: *crawls over*
SP: Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to the badger!
Private: *whimpers* S-sorry baby b-badgah..
Baby badger:   *crawls past Private* *happy noise*
SP: *walks out forgetting about her cuts*
Private: *relieved sigh*
SP: *lays on bed* *falls asleep* zzz.....
Baby Badger: *lays on end of bed*
Private: *lays on bed and gets as far away from BB as possible*
Baby Badger: *frowns* *but goes to sleep*
Private: *asleep*
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Kowalski: *blush*
Cowtails: *wiggles around trying to get comfortable*
Kowalski: *blushing harder*
Cowtails: What are you blushing about? *giggling*
Kowalski: Ummm nothing...
Cowtails: *raises eyebrow* are you hiding something?
Kowalski: Nooooo.....
Cowtails: Kowalski. Out with it. Or I'll tickle you...*moves again, making it worse*
Kowalski: *blushes harder*  It's just.. *points*
Cowtails: O.O *dark blush* Yeah....*scoots off Kowalski's lap and away from him* *freaked out*
Kowalski: Heh.....
Cowtails: *curls up and watches TV* *ignores Kowalski* *looks really freaked out* *can't stop thinking about it* GAH!!!!
Kowalski: *looking at wall embarrassed*
Cowtails: *twitching* Broken..p-p-promise...*twitch* m-mother...
Kowalski: Promise what...? *looks confused*
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(next morning in SP's location)
SP: *yawn* *bored* Meh... Private still asleep... I'm officially bored.. *sits on Private's stomach with a bored look on her face*
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Cowtails: *ignores Kowalski because she's still freaked out*
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Private: ??? *opens one eye tiredly* SP what are you doing?
SP: Being bored.....
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Cowtails: *faints and falls off the bed*
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Private: *rolls eyes* Could you maybe get off of me?
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Kowalski: *jumps off and picks up Cowtails then puts her on the bed*
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SP: Maybe....  Why? Is this girl too heavy for you? I can't believe what I'm hearing!!!
Private: No..it's just making me rathah uncomfortable..*blush*
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Cowtails: *wakes up with a start* AAHH TAYLOR LAUTNER!! (Long story short, she lost her memory and Kowalski lost his patience a little.)
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SP: AW why?
Private; Um..
SP: *continues sitting there while pouting*
Private: *sighs and picks SP up* Does this hotel have a pool?
SP: Hey! Who gave you permission to do that? But yeah this place has a pool.
Private: Good. I'm going to go throw you in it. *starts walking*
SP:  O.O OH NO YOUR NOT! *struggles*
Private: *gets to the pool* *counts down* Three!! Two!!
SP: *teleports away* HAHAHA!
Private: Aw!!! *chases SP* Get back here!!
SP: AHHHH!!!! NO!! *running away* I DID NOTHING TO GET THROWN IN A POOL!
Private: *tackles SP* HA!! *throws her in the pool*
SP: OoO EKKK!!! *quickly gets of pool* 'CLOTHES. THAT AMI GOT ME. RUINED.' *shoves Private in the pool angrily*
Private: GAH!! *surfaces* HEY!! No fair!!
SP: You ruin my clothes that aren't supposed to get wet, I drench your feathers.
Private: *pouts*
SP: Don't give me that! You ruined my clothes! *teleports back to room* *gets into new clothes* *lays on bed*
Private: *slumps and goes back to the room* *comes in* Come on, that was funny!!
SP: *Scowls* *sits up* It was not!
Private: *giggles* Yes it was!!
SP: I fail to see how ruining my favorite clothes is funny!
Private: *stops laughing* S-sorry.. Are you mad at me??? *sad face* *hops onto the bed next to SP* Please don't be mad at me??
SP: ....
Private: *sad face* Fine then. *plops down on the opposite side of the bed*
SP: *goes to bathroom* *Somehow door is back, shuts it* *grabs razor and lightly runs it on arm*
Private: ??? *knocks on door* SP??
SP: *ignores*
Private: *bangs on door* SP!!!
SP: GO AWAY! *digs razor in arm*
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Cowtails: *walks out of room* UGH! Stupid Kowalski...*elevator doesn't work* Da**!! *opens the stairs door* Huh...lots of stairs...*door hits me* GAH!! *falls all the way down a whole flight of stairs*
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Private: WHAAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?! *busts door down again*
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kowalski: *winces* Oh.... *peeks out the  stairs door* thats gotta hurt... Hope she's ok....
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SP: *annoyed* The door wasn't locked... gezz.....
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Cowtails: *gets up* OW!! This is all Kowalski's fault...*falls down another flight*
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Private: *glaring* WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT AGAIN?!
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Kowalski: Hey!
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SP: *tries to push Private out of the room* JUST GET OUT!
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Cowtails: *shakes head* wha?? How did I get down here? And why does my head hurt so bad?? *rubs head* Where's Kowalski?
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Private: Stop pushing!! Why are you cutting yourself again?!

Kowalski: *rushes down the stairs* Cowtails you ok?
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SP: *continues trying to push him out* THAT DOESN'T MATTER!
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Cowtails: Um...yeah..*cluutches stomach* But the baby didn't like that..how did I get here??
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Private: SP PLEASE!! IT DOES MATTAH!!
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Kowalski: You fell down the stairs...
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SP: BECAUSE OF YOU!
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Cowtails: Yes, I see that..but how did I even get near the stairs? How did I get out of the room? *still clutching stomach and head*
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Private: *winces* *beak quivers* B-because of...m-me?
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Kowalski: You were acting like... you lost your memory of living with us and SP and Bella...
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SP: YES! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT THAT THESE CLOTHES ARE RUINED! SOME ONE SPECIAL GAVE ME THEM!
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Cowtails: ??? Why would I do that? Oh well, the important thing is, whatever that was, is over. *tries to get up* *stumbles a little and falls over again* GAH!
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Private: *cries* I'm sorry!! I didn't know!!!
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Kowalski: *picks up Cowtails and goes up stairs*  
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SP: MYSTIC!! *eyes glow red* *angrily is about to throw blade at Private but it slips out of her hand and cuts her neck* OWW! *falls backwards, passing out*
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Cowtails: *blush* You didn't need to do that.
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Private: SP!! *runs around trying to find bandages* AAAHHH!!
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Kowalski: But you fell down! What should have I done? Called 911?
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SP: *still passed out*
Baby Badger: *pushes a box of bandages from under the bed*
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Cowtails: *blushing* I could've gotten up...eventually..
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Private: Thanks baby badgah! *grabs the bandages and bandages SP's neck and other cuts* Please wake up...please!! *puts her on the bed*
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Kowalski: Maybe....
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SP: *sits up* 'First of all, why does my neck hurt? Second of all, why is there bandages on me?!'
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Cowtails: *pouts* You can put me down now...
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Private: SP?? Are you okay??
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Kowalski: Ok.... *puts Cowtails on the bed*
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SP: *glares at Private* 'what makes you think I want to talk to you?! Why can't I... Talk at all?'
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Cowtails: *curls up, clutching stomach* Gaaaaaaaaahhh....the baby REALLY didn't like that....owwwwwww..
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Private: *confused face* Please SP?? Answer me??
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Kowalski: Oh dear... Ok, these quotes aren't even mine! (Even the story is letting Kowalski know that THESE quotes aren't his! XD)
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SP: *shakes head angrily*
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Cowtails: *giggles* *sits up* *sigh* Dum da dum da dum....*hums while slowly walking toward Kowalski*
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Private: *sad sigh* Why won't you talk to me??
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Kowalski: *confused face*
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SP: *points at neck and shakes head*
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Cowtails: *says slowly* Kooowaaalski????*smiling innocently*
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Private: Oh dear..you can't talk can you?
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Kowalski: Yesss?
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SP: *shakes head* 'Heh... I overreacted just cause of clothes!'
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Cowtails: *hugs Kowalski tightly* Nothing...I just wanted a hug...
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Private: OH NO!! *runs around panicked* WHAT DO I DO?!
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Kowalski: *laughs then hugs back*
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SP: *facepalm*
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Cowtails: *closes eyes and smiles* I could stay like this forever. *freezes* Did I say that out loud?
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Private: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SP CAN'T TALK! SP CAN'T TALK!!!
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Kowalski: Yeah. *laughs again*
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SP: *tackles Private with the, I'm going to be fine, face*
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Private: *calms down slowly* So...what are we going to do then?
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Cowtails: *lets go* *sigh* Aw..the fluffy moment is over...
Officer X: *busts down the door* HA!! I KNEW IT!!
Cowtails: *squeal* *clings to Kowalski again*
Officer X: Last time I saw you, penguin...I lost my job completely...so I moved to Hawaii. But when I got the call about strange noises comin' from this room, I knew it had to be a PENGUIN!! *insane twitch*
Cowtails: *gulp* *whispers* He's crazy....
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SP: *shrugs* *smiles and hugs Private*
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Kowalski: Crazier than crazy! HE'S INSANE!
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Private: ??? Um...*hugs back*
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Cowtails: *gulps* Stay back!!
Officer X: Oh, the  girl can talk. She must be in cahoots with the penguins....what exactly are you? Some kinda robot?
X:  where are the others?! TALK FREAKISH GIRL!!
Cowtails: WE ARE ON OUR HONEYMOON!! I'LL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE THE OTHERS ARE!!
X: He's the smart one right? The tallest one?
Cowtails: Yesss...?
X: That's the only one I really wanted anyway. The smart one. I'll find the others later. *smirks and swings her into a bag*
Cowtails: HEYYY!!
X: Come here smart guy...*grabs Kowalski* *laughs insanely*
Kowalski: *glares* PUT ME DOWN!
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SP: *still hugging*
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X: I KNEW IT!! THEY CAN TALK!!! *throws him in the bag with Cowtails and ties it tight*
Cowtails: *already having trouble breathing* *can't see in the dark bag* K-kowalski?? *reaches out for him and touches his beak* That is you, r-right?
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Private: Um...SP? You can...oh what the heck..*keeps hugging*
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Kowalski: Yeah..... He'll have trouble getting the others though...
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SP: *smiling*
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Cowtails: Well duh!! But he won't try!! Did you not hear him?! All he cares about is you!!! *pokes Kowalski* But I can see why, obviously he has great taste...*slaps self* I mean, he's gonna do EXPERIMENTS on you!!! Stuff that you would never even think of!! And he won't let you live either...*voice trails off in a squeak*
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Private: *chuckles* YOu're so cute!!
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Kowalski:  O.O *faints*
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SP: *stops hugging and shakes head*
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Cowtails: GAH!! NO!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO FAINT!! *slaps Kowalski*
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Private: Oh, yes you are!!!
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Kowalski: *wakes up* Oh MANMANMAN!
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SP: *shakes head again*
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Cowtails: GET A GRIP KOWALSKI!! WE NEED A PLAN AND WE CAN'T THINK OF ONE WHEN WE'RE GOING CRAZY!!
X: *whacks the bag* SHUT UP!
Cowtails: *gets hit in the face* *faints and falls in Kowalski's lap*
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Private: *giggles* Yes you are oh yes you are!! *acts like he's talking to a baby*
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Kowalski:  O.O
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SP: *gets out a notebook and pencil and writes: Fine.. But you're adorable!*
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X: *is in some sort of underground lab* *takes Kowalski out of the bag and puts him in a plexiglass box with breathing holes* *straps Cowtails to the table* Well, I can always wait until I have all the penguins before I do anything to you...but a  girl who acts just as commando as the rest of you!! Why, I can't wait to experiment on that!! *laughs insanely* *gets out all these sharp tools* And I'll make sure you watch, smart guy!!
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Private: *blush* NO I'm not!! Why does everyone always say that?!
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Kowalski: *cries* NO DON'T HURT HER!
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SP: *writes, yes you are!*
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X: *laughs again*
Cowtails: *wakes up* What the-AAAAAHHHHHHH I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
X: Too bad so sad *cackles* I'm gonna cut you open and see what's inside you...that makes you so weird...
Cowtails: *whimpers*
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Private: NO I'M NOT!!
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Kowalski: NO LEAVE HER ALONE! *bangs against box*
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SP: *writes, YES YOU ARE!*
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Cowtails: *gulp* Wh-where's Kowalski?
X: Is that the smart guy's name?
Cowtails: *nods*
X: Eh, he's in that box. *points*
Cowtails: KOWALSKI!!!!
x: Shut up already!! *lifts her shirt so he can cut down her stomach* *holds the knife up*
Cowtails; *squeal* NOOOO!!
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Private: *smirks* If I'm cute, then you're beautiful!!!
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Kowalski: *bangs harder* please no!!! I'll do anything!! Don't hurt her!!!!!
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SP: *shakes head really fast*
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X: Heheh...*stops* Anything?
Cowtails: NO!! He didn't mean that...he just-
X: *grabs Kowalski and shoves her in the box* *laughing insanely*
Cowtails: HEY!! DON'T TOUCH HIM!!
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Private: *smiles* Yes you are!! You're beautiful!!
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Kowalski: Cowtails stay out of this! I'm not letting you get hurt!
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SP: *shakes head again, holding back tears*
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Cowtails: BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT!!
X: *straps Kowalski to the table* *laughing maniacally* FINALLY I SEE WHAT THE HECK IS WITH YOU PENGUINS!!
Cowtails: NO!! STOP IT!!
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Private: SP!! *hugs* I promise you, you're beautiful!!
SP: *shakes head* *tears escape eyes*
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Kowalski: *closes eyes*
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Private: *hugs tighter* SP don't cry please!!
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Cowtails: *covers eyes* I CAN'T WATCH!!
X: *gets a call* Boss?? I'm just onto these penguins!! And I've got this girl..*explains* Oh?...really??....Leave the penguins 'til later, test the girl now?....Okay..*shoves Kowalski in the box and grabs her again*
Cowtails: Oh dear...
Kowalski: Dang it...
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Private: I didn't mean to upset you!! I'm sorry!!
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Cowtails: *gulp* Heh...you know, your baldness goes great with that uniform....it really suits you...
X: OH you think? 'Cause I was wondering about the color-Wait a second!!! *throws her on the table*
Cowtails: OWWWW!!
X: *straps her down* I'm not falling for that!!
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SP: *hugs Private while silently crying*
Private: *hugs back* It's okay....I didn't mean to upset you...
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Cowtails: *gulp* *turns head to the side*
X: First....hmmm...the hands...*cuts open her hand*
Cowtails: *grits teeth* *wincing*
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SP: *slowly stops crying*
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Kowalski: *covers eyes*
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Private: *smiles sweetly* See?? It's okay...
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Cowtails: *says,KOWALSKI!! OPTIONS!!! BEFORE HE CUTS OPEN MORE THAN JUST MY HAND!!! OWWWWWWW!! * *tears are running down face* *trying not to scream*
X: *accidentally pokes a nerve in her hand*
Cowtails: *twitches* OOWWWW!!!!!!

SP: *continues hugging Private*
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Kowalski: *bangs against box* BREAK!
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Private: *sigh* *keeps hugging back, smiling*
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Cowtailss: *opens eyes* *uses other hand to force one of the screws on the box out* *says, THERE!! BREAK IT OPEN!! I CAN'T TAKE-* *eyes roll into head*
X: Finally!! She's out!! NOw I can look in her heart!!
Kowalski: *breaks box open* *growls* *jumps on officer X's head* GET AWAY FROM HER!
X: *faints*
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SP: *falls asleep while leaning against Private in the hug*
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Kowalski: *jumps on the table thing* OHDEAROHDEAROHDEAR!
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SP: *snuggles*
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Cowtails: *unconscious*
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Private: *blush*
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Kowalski: Cowtails wake upppp!!!!!
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SP: *smiling sweetly in sleep*
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Cowtails: *wakes up* *struggles against restraints* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Private: *smiles and wraps flippers around SP*
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Kowalski: Calm down Cowtails! We just need to stitch up your hand!
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SP: *snuggles again*
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Cowtails: *still freaking out and screaming* GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Private: *giggles* *cuddles back*
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Kowalski: *breaks the restraints* Calm down, please!
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SP: *smiles*
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Cowtails: *still screaming*
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Private: AWwwwww...this is much bettah than a Lunacorn! *cuddles*
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Kowalski: COWTAILS!
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Baby Badger: *staring at SP and Private confused*
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Cowtails: *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Private: *whimpers* Nice badgah..
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Kowalski: COWTAILS! *shakes her* Calm down!
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Baby Badger: *tilts head*
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Cowtails: *calms down* Wh-what??? *cries* My hand hurts!!
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Private: *shakes* D-don't...attack..
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Kowalski: We need to stitch it!  
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Baby Badger: *hops off bed and nudges SP*
SP: *wakes up* ??? *uses one hand to pet the Baby Badger*
Baby Badger: *happy noise*
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Cowtails: *whimpers* You mean...um...a needle kinda stitching?
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Private: AWWWWWWWWWW...*slaps self*
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Kowalski: Do you want your hand to get better?
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Baby Bader: *nudges Private*
SP: *writes in notebook, the badger IS cute...*
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Cowtails: *holds hand out* FIne...just...do it quickly...*winces*
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Private: *shakes a little less* Well...you are a bit cute...*pets the badger lightly*
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Kowalski: *gets out the stitching stuff from nowhere and fixes Cowtails hand*
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Baby Badger: *happy noise and hopes back on bed*
SP: 'If I could squeal.. I would'
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Cowtails: *sniff* Now what?? *curls up and whimpers* I have no clue where we are...and I'm scared!!
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Private: *giggles* Come back here! I'll get you!! *follows BB*
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Kowalski: You're scared? Theres nothing to be scared of....
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SP: *smile*
Baby Badger: *makes happy noise again*
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Cowtails: *screams* I'M SCARED!! I WANNA GO HOME! HOME IS GOOD! HOME IS SAFE!! *clings to Kowalski*
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Private: *tickles the badger*
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Kowalski: *holds Cowtails and walks out*
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Baby Badger: *squeals*
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Cowtails: *is freaking out* Home is good....home is safe...
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Private: *giggles* You're so CUTE!!!
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Kowalski: .......
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Baby Badger: *happy noise*
SP: *sweet smile*
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Cowtails: *runs into the room and hides under the covers* *trembles*
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Private: Gootchie gootchie goo!! *tickles BB again*
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Kowalski: *walks over* Cowtails? Why are you scared?
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Baby Badger: *squeals again*
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Cowtails: BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOMEONE IN HERE AND WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW UNTIL WE WERE DEAD! *trembles*
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Private: I can't believe how cute you are!!
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Kowalski: ????
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Baby Bader: *makes happy noise again*
SP: *now watching TV*
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Cowtails: *jumps on Kowalski* SAVE ME!!!
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Private: You're almost as cute as SP!!
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Kowalski: Save you from what??
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Baby Badger: *runs around on bed making it's happy noise*
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Cowtails: EVERYTHING!! *whimpers* I'm gonna die....
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Private:   *faints from cuteness*
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Kowalski: No you're not! There's nothing scary here!
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SP: *rolls eyes then goes back to the TV*
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Cowtails: *scoots away* YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME TOO!!! *hides under the bed*
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Private: *wakes up and shakes head* What are you watching SP?

Kowalski: No I'm not! I would never hurt you!
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SP: *shrugs*
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Cowtails: *whimpering* I can't trust anybody...
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Private: OOH OOH!! Can we watch the Lunacorns?? Pretty please?
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Kowalski: Ugh.. *shakes head* Why the heck is she.... scared? *thinking face*
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SP: *rolls eyes with a smile and changes the channel to where the Lunacorns are on*
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Cowtails: *whimpering to self* Now he's thinking of a way to KILL ME! *squeak*
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Private: YAY!! *sits happily and watches*
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Kowalski: 'Officer X cut a nerve.. so this must be why.... But how do we fix it....' Hmmmm.....
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SP: *smirks*  *quickly sits on Private's lap*
Private: *blush* Ummmmmm....
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Cowtails: *sees a speck of dust* *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S GONNA KILL ME!!!! *jumps out the window and starts running, screaming at everything she sees*
Kowalski: GHA! *chases Cowtails* COWTAILS COME BACK!
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SP: *eating a cupcake that she got from nowhere*
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Cowtails: NOOO!!! YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME!!! *runs into a brick wall* NOW THE BRICK IS TRYING TO KILL ME TOO!!! AND THE DUMPSTER!! AND THE ROAD!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *keeps running*
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Private: *blushing* Um, SP? *smile* What exactly are you doing?? You know, on my lap?
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Kowalski: I'm trying to help you!
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SP: *shrugs with a smile*
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Cowtails: *faints from screaming so much*
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Private: *sigh* *wraps flippers around SP and continues watching his show*
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Kowalski: *picks up Cowtails and brings her back to the room*
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SP: *after a while* *frowns* *shifts,getting into a comfortable position*
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Cowtails: *wakes up* AAAHHHHHH!!! LET GO!! LET GO OF ME!!!
Kowalski: Ugh no! *puts Cowtails on the bed and knocks her out* *gulp* *gets out the tools*
Cowtails: *unconscious*
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Private: *dark blush* Um...SP....*tries to hide it* IF you could...be s-still..
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Kowalski: *does the cutting hand stuff and fixing nerve stuff*
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SP: *continues trying to get comfortable*
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Cowtails: *twitches* *wakes up* K-kowalski?? M-may I ask wh-why my hand is c-cut open?? and why are y-you holding a knife??
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Private: SP!! *blushing* Be still!!
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Kowalski:  You were scared of everything! I was fixing your nerve!
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SP: *looks confused*
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Cowtails: Oh....well thanks..?
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Private: Please just be still!!!
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Kowalski: *stitches hand back up*
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SP: *lifts eyebrow then goes back trying to get comfortable*
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Cowtails: *calms down* Well, not thrilled about the needle stitching thing....but okay thanks...
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Private: *problem is worse* GAH!! SP please stop it...*whimpers while trying to hide it*
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Kowalski: *nods*
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SP: *finally gets comfortable*
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Cowtails: *gets bored* *starts poking Kowalski*
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Private: *sigh* Finally....'Now if only it would go away quicker...'
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Kowalski: *pushes Cowtails hand away*
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SP: *watching TV with a bored look*
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Cowtails: *continues poking Kowalski*
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Private: *problem doesn't go away* Um..SP? Could you get off me for a second? I need to um...do something...
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Kowalski: *pushes her hand away annoyed*
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SP: *pouts but gets off Private's lap*
Private: *runs and locks the bathroom door* I'm staying in here until it goes away...
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Cowtails: *confused face* What's the matter with you?
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SP: *confused face* *shrugs then falls asleep on bed*
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Kowalski: I just don't want to be poked......
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Private: *gulp*
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Cowtails: Well then, mr. Grumpy.
Kowalski: *folding flippers*
Cowtails: *confused face* Lighten up Kowalski!!! *nudges him lightly* It's happy time finally!
Kowalski: *rolls eyes* Whatever.....
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SP: *wakes up* *walks over to bathroom* *knocks on door lightly, as if to say, Why are you in the bathroom?*
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Cowtails: Geez....don't have to be a jerk, Mr. Grumpy Fins.
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Private: *problem goes away* Um...*opens the door* Heh..you're probably wondering why I locked myself in the bathroom..?
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Kowalski: I'm not a jerk!  
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SP: *folds arms while nodding*
Private: Well..um...you see...uh...
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Cowtails: *crosses arms* You're kinda acting like one...
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SP: *taps foot*
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Kowalski: NO I'M NOT! *growls*
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Private: There was...sort of an issue...when you were moving around on my lap...
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Cowtails: *flinches* Take a chill pill, geez....
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SP: *looks confused then it changes to  creeped out look*
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Kowalski: *slaps Cowtails cause he was annoyed by what she said* SHUT UP!
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Private: *chuckles nervously* Heh...*blushing*
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Cowtails: *shocked* Kowalski, what the heck is wrong with you?!
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SP: *quietly sits on the bed*
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Kowalski: THERE ISN'T ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME!
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Private: Um...SP?
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Cowtails: *facepalm* Kowalski...you slapped me. You're not violent!! Or an idiot! Or a jerk!! SO STOP ACTING LIKE IT!!
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SP: *doesn't respond*
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Kowalski: I'm not! SO SHUT UP! *slaps her again*
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Private: *slowly walks over* S-SP??
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Cowtails: *flinches again* There's something wrong with you...please just tell me!!
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SP: *continues to not respond*
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Kowalski: NO THERE ISN'T!
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Private: *sad and confused face* Are you mad??
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Cowtails: *sigh* Fine fine you win.. Be a jerk. *hops onto the bed*
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SP: *shakes head*
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Kowalski: *growls*
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Private: Then why won't you...um...respond? 'She can't talk, but this is ridiculous..'
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Cowtails: Oh now you're growling at me. *mocks scared face* Real scary. Honestly, Kowalski, enough with this "mad at everything" act and tell me why you slapped me.  
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SP: *just sits there*
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Kowalski: *jumps on bed* *smacks Cowtails*
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Private: *sigh* SP!!
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Cowtails: GAH!! *stumbles back and falls down* Seriously, what's gotten into you?!
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SP: *ignores*
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Kowalski: NOTHING!!!!!!
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Private: *groans and falls face first on the bed* I'm about to give up..
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Cowtails: Oh really? *scoots away a little* Then why are you acting like you're mad, yelling, and HITTING ME?!
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SP: *scoots away and stares at Private*
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Kowalski: *glaring*
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Private: *banging head on a pillow* WHy....why.....why...why...
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Cowtails: *loses all confidence* *gulp* K-kowalski?? I'd appreciate if you didn't glare at me...*voice trails off in a scared squeak*
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SP: *continues staring*
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Kowalski: *growls* AND why is that?
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Private: Why are you staring at me? *sniff*
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Cowtails: *voice is still squeaky from being scared* Because you're starting to freak me out....
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SP: *shrugs* *turns head away*
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Kowalski: *keeps his glare on*
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Private: *starts crying*
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Cowtails: *scoots away and hides behind a pillow* Yeah, if you need me...I'll be here...sleeping...*squeaks* Scared out of my wits!!
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SP: *pokes Private*
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Kowalski: *keeps glaring*
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Private: *sniff* Now what?? *gives SP a really adorable sad face*
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Cowtails: *whimpering* *can't fall asleep because she can feel him glaring at her*
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SP: *writes in notebook, why are you crying?*
Private: Because you're ignoring me! *cries*
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Cowtails: *finally falls asleep* *cuddles up to Kowalski in sleep*
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SP: *writes, I'm just creeped out.....*
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Kowalski: *raises brow but does nothing*
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Private: You could've said that in the first place!! *sniff*
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Cowtails: *continues* *whispers,Don't hurt me....Kowalski...I love...*
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SP: *writes, Sorry...*
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Kowalski: *had fallen asleep sitting up*
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Private: It's okay...*smiles a little*
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Cowtails: *wakes up screaming* AAAAHHHHH HE'SGONNAHURTME!!!!
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SP: *tiny smile*
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Kowalski: *falls off bed* GHA! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!
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Private: *hugs*  
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Cowtails: *winces* *reaches out a hand to help him up* S-Sorry! Please don't hurt me!!
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SP: *hugs back*
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Kowalski: *waps hand away and gets up* *mutters under his breath*
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Private: So we're okay now?? *happy face*
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Cowtails: *fiddling with fingers* I really am sorry...I d-didn't mean to...just had a nightmare about...you..
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SP: *nods slowly*
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Kowalski: *rolls eyes and goes back to sleep*
Cowtails: *runs into the bathroom and slams the door* *gets out phone and calls SP* *prays Kowalski can't hear*
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Private: Um...your phone is ringing!
SP: *answers* *shakes head at Private*
Private: Put it on speakah!! Hello, Cowtails!! SP can't exactly speak, but she can hear you!!!
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Cowtails: You have GOT to help me!! I don't know what happened...
Private: What exactly do you mean??
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Cowtails: It's Kowalski!! And I'm praying he doesn't hear me right now...
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Private: Why would you pray he doesn't hear you?? *worried* Is something wrong?
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Cowtails: YES!! *quickly covers mouth*
Kowalski: *wakes up and storms over to the door* *growls* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Cowtails: NOTHING!! *whimpers*
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Private: Was that...Kowalski?
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Kowalski: *stalks away from door*
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SP: *shakes head* 'Kowalski would never yell at Cowtails!'
Private: SP is right!! That couldn't be Kowalski!! Thanks for pranking us!!
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Cowtails: NO NO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!! *says quite loudly*
SP: *eyes widen* 'For real?'
Private: For real?
Cowtails: YES FOR REAL!! *door collapses from it's hinges from when she slammed it* *doesn't notice and continues yelling*
Private: Oh dear....are you sure it's Kowalski?
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Cowtails: YESSSS!!!
Kowalski: *stands in doorway* WHAT THE HE** ARE YOU DOING?!